which one applies to you?

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I'm 4 on this

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The terror was self-defence, also the world would be a much better place if Napoleon had won

Does anyone have a swedish one?

>>3207590
This one Unironically makes more sense as you become more "radical"

>>3208664
10/10

>>3208664
>Inherit half of France and ally with a country as large as France
>At the end, only keep Calais
Your scale for victory is a generous one.

>>3207579
Is there an Aztec one?

>>3207581
>Bomb!
>Them!
>Again!

>>3208701
4/10
Points need to be fleshed out more, and the balls were lazily drawn.

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What about this one?

>>3207579
0. It's physically impossible for a battleship to be "good" if its crewed by italians.
>>3207581
4
>>3208657
1.5

Can someone do a Byzantine one? I've got the layout already.

Byzboo lite
>The Shield of Europe!
Byzboo
>"Byzantine" is a fake name, its really the Roman Empire.
Byzboo fanatic
>Blinding is the most humane form of capital punishment
Andronikos Incarnate
>Latins had it coming

>>3208720
This isn't so good, since 1 doesn't matter and 2 is half right

>>3208720
This one's my favorite. It 100% describes my views.

>>3207581
Hey I made this, 4 as well

Does anyone have a template for these?

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>>3208720
I can never bring myself to adopt Tanistry in CK2 because I always have preference for my own children over other members of my dynasty

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Over 1776 hours in paint

>>3209472
It sucks that Rumania gets more flack than it deserves because of gypsies getting called Roma, when it's just a standard Eastern-European shithole.

>>3208720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68-Xa_ukbU

>>3207581
Legit why would anybody with a working brain not be a 4 in this? Kraut Shoah when?

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tfw unironically at 3

>>3207579
8/10, bit too much focus on WW2, but while "pastaboo" seems to imply it's more about Italy in general, otherwise very good.

>>3207590
4/10. It's not even really escalating in ridiculousness and some statemements "France has only ever fought for liberty" are too vague.

>>3208657
The original, if I'm correct?

>>3208701
3/10, just weak and lazy, come on.

>>3208720
7/10, 1 and 2 aren'r extreme enough to be funny.

>>3209203
9/10, still 1 and 2 need to be more extreme. You'd be called unpatriotic in burgerland if you phrased it like that.

>>3209665
4/10 Too long and vague bro, not funny enough phrasing.

>>3209991
3 is a joke all on its own, and the phrasing needs to be more insane, rather than sound like /his/ bait.

The Netanyahu Israelbo one is a great example.

> Hitler did nothing wrong. The palestinians caused the holocaust.

>>3210058
>The Netanyahu Israelbo one
I need to see it. Anyone have it?

>>3208657
>The Einsatzgruppen was an anti-terrorist organization.

Weren't they?

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>>3210175
Jews are enemies of the Aryan race, so yes.

>>3210347
>""""aryan""" race
Southern Europeans are ancient Anatolians.

>If Italy had broken though to Alexandria, all of Africa would be speaking Italian now
I often wonder how the world would be different if millions of Italians went to North Africa instead of USA and Argentina. They'd probably create a hybrid culture with the berbers but beyond that I wonder if North Africa could have truly been romanized like it was before the Muslim conquest.

>>3210374
Lets redefine that statement- Jews are the enemies of Europeans and Middle Easterners in total.

>>3210422
Jewish related degeneracy such as communism didn't spread until Germany came onto the political stage.

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>>3208692
Just made one.

r8 my OC, friends.

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>>3210058
Now revised for stronger wording.

>>3210914
2

>>3209203
switch 3 and 4

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>>3210946

fuck

>>3209991

3 should be switched with 4

>>3208657
4

>>3207579
You forget
>only misstake was allying the Germans
>Mussolini stopped the mobb
>Hitler forced us to do it
>Ethiopian campaign Free'd millions of Ethiopians from being slaves to the Solomon dynasty, faccetta nera!
t. Pastaboo/fasciboo pro

>>3210946
Why?

>>3207581
4 but leave hamburg pls and leave berlin
>>3208657
4

>>3213406
shit, meant to say nuke berlin

Not near a proper computer

Leaf Enthusiast
>Leo Major was the most interesting man of WW2

Leafaboo
>The Avro Arrow was canceled because of American economic tyranny

Dangerously Leafaboo
>Canadians were superhuman piss rag stormtroopers and Germany would have won WW1 if not for those meddling leafs

Leaf Incarnate
>Sorry

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>Finnboo lite
Winter wars where totally relevant guys, Mannerheim was a real finn not a Fennoswede
>Finnboo regular
The Swedish empire was built on oppression of Finns and Finnish soldiers
>Finnaboo supreme
Varangian guard consisted mostly off finno-ugric peoples, The Rus where Finnish, Rurik 100% pure finnish man
>Maximus Autismus
Binland is the legit their off Rome XD

>>3213634
Post the picture explaining how Finland is the true heir to Rome please.

>>3213634
>>3213658
Finland is the true heir of Rome.

>>3213634
>Mannerheim was a real finn not a Fennoswede
This is too stupid for lite.

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>>3213766
>option 4 all the way baby

>>3209203
>go to war
>lose
>have land taken
How hard of a concept is this to understand

>>3213437
Sorry.

>>3213634
>>3213658
>>3213714
>Roman Empire
>Becomes split between eastern and Western
>Eastern succeeds while Western falls, true heir to Rome
>The true faith of the Roman empire is eastern orthodox
>Constantinople falls, thus the torch gets passed to Russia, the last Rome, the true Rome, the third Rome
>Third Rome maintains it's power, however succumbs to the evil ideology of communism
>Russian commies loose control of Finland, who do not succumbed to evil ideology
>Finland beats them in a war
>Finland is the rightful heir to Rome

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Here, some shitty OC

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>>3207579
fresh from the press

>>3214309
>only democracy east of France
You forgot about the nordic countries.

>>3214309
>Beneš
the greatest pussy ever

>>3214343
Netherlands, Belgium, Greece and Switzerland are also east of France. He's just fucking retarded

>>3214343
>>3214439
it's intentionally dumb statement
>>3214398
maybe after Chamberlain and Daladier
main reason why I put him there is this anyway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene%C5%A1_decrees

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Tercioboo

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>>3207581

Def this.

>When people still continue the versailles was a mean treaty meme
One look at Brest-Livosk and anything short of dismantling the German state into principalties again is too light.

>>3214561
Kek. definitely this. your one based broseph. bresck-livosct was a total war crime. all g*rms should be genosided.
well meme'd my friend

>>3210914

6/10

Jew part made no sense and you should have gone with Gods for plural not possession
Like the hat and references and since it was done in a hurry i give a final note of 7/10

>>3214458
>it's intentionally dumb statement
Look at all the others, they are more ambigous opinions than factual statements so an it doesn't really fit in.

>>3214439
Greece was not a democracy though.

>>3214307
Is there one like this but Kaiser Wilhelm II?

>>3213437
3 should be something about Germans crucifying people

>>3215030
Maybe, but honestly I've only ever seen the wehraboo one. I could try and make one

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>>3208720
Four

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>>3208766
7,525 years in MS paint

>>3210914
This is Aztecboo. Not Mexicaboo, pretty good anyway

>>3215084
You should try. If it's as good as the Prussian one it will be fantastic

>>3208725
Nice int-tier post.

Curiously enough, italian navy handled the allies superiority pretty good- before they ended their fuel supplies after 1 year of war, that is.

>>3215455

Aztecs were called Mexica.

>>3214844
Athens was.

>>3214561
>>3214709
Explain

All I know about this is something like germany gets the baltics and didn't recognize poland

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>>3215084
>>3215477
Ok, I tried, please don't be too harsh.

>>3216013
Thank You, saved

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I am technologically illiterate, someone want to do Athens for me?

Polisboo
>Athens created the first Democracy and is the centerpiece of early Western culture!
Athenian Hoplite
>Marathon was far more important than Thermopylae, also there were more Athenians at Thermopylae than Spartans
Minas
>Drakon was the greatest lawmaker of his time
Archon
>Athens would've won the Peloponnesian War is Alcibiades hadn't broken the dicks off of the Herms and gotten himself exiled.
Cleon Incarnate
>The Melians got what they deserved.

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>>3217033

>>3214439
>>3214439
>Belgium
>Netherlands
>east of France
Turn your map round thicko

>>3216946
Sorry, don't know why I said Minas. It's Junior Archon below Archon

>>3210925
20th century, instead of 21st

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>>3217102
You do know which direction East is right?

>>3213918
>arrive to continent second
>spread plague
>burn out natives
>take their land
>build forts to seperate them
>declare "war"
>butcher civilians
>death match them away
>destroy their culture by abducting children
>force them onto shitty land
>take their land again

Don't pretend it's excusable, and I won't pretend it was a mercy to do that to a people.

>>3214267
Actually falls to Britain by blood. Last one standing with a monarch/emperor when Nicky was executed.

>>3215433
this is really good

>>3208664
Heres a good idea for an Angloboo one:

"Famine's are natural occurrences, we did what we could."

>>3207581
Thank God bomber Harris stopped the damned Germans and kept. London. British!

>>3215120
Can I get a translation on 4?

>>3215433
I mean, the first two are true.

>>3217599
all of these are true T B H

>>3207581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrwzjtBHq0

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>>3210914
The hat is cool. I would have chosen another emblem to occupy the ball section though, and the statements are far too long and not radical enough.

Also like another anon said, the Jew part makes no sense.

5/10. The idea has merit though, and could attain 10 with some fixes.

>>3210914
One more thing: your claims are for the most part merely facts. Tenochtitlan WAS built on a lake and what the Spanish did WAS worse.

Move the first sentences of 3 and 2 to 2 and 1 and you have a good thing going.

>>3217139
>spread plague
That was an accident
>death march them away
That was only like once
>abduct children
Source?

>>3216013
Unironically 3, not even a German myself.

>>3215433
>>3217033
>>3217035
>>3217599
I wish people ended these with a more creative insane statement other than "x had it coming", "x deserved it", "x did nothing wrong", "x didn't happen". Atleast phrase it differently, stops the punchline from being completly predictable.

>>3207579
I'm a commie, mate

>>3217873
Seconded

>>3213437
>>3213766
>Canaboo lite
Leo Major is pretty cool, and Billy Bishop was an amazing fighter pilot
>Canaboo
Canadians advanced the furthest on D-Day despite attacking the second strongest fortifications
>Canaboo extreme
Arthur Currie was the greatest operational mind of his generation
>William Lyon MacKenzie King Incarnate
if those Germans didn't want to get summarily executed, they wouldn't have surrendered

>>3218015
All mockeries of Jews and their one God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.

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Fresh Israeliboo. Pick one or R8.

>>3218015
>>3218035
both of these are missing "the only democracy in the Middle East!"

>>3218015
This could have been good if it started with "Palestinians don't exist" or something. The "true master race" part feels too forced.

>>3218039

Thought about it but felt like a pretty mild statement.
Also, Israel is a cube. I fucked up.

>>3218015
>could have said Jewaboo
>said kikeboo

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Any Puerto Ricans here?

>>3217853
Only the Canadians stole children.

>>3208701
all except the second one

>implying Europe isn't Germanic as fuck

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>>3207581
Top lad.

what about muslimboo?

>>3218035
why is israelball always depicted as a cube?

>>3218837
Stems from the fact that they are not a natural nation and formed directly out of carved up land from Western powers, and their entire population is completely artificial and imported.

>>3217599
What if I believe in 4 but not the others?

>>3218035
All true desu

>>3218931
So why aren't all American nations cubes too?

>>3209665
I'm 6, Metaxas is low key my hero and spirit animal.

>>3207581
DO IT AGAIN

>>3217143
Nah. Finnish parliament and government were given authority by the czar and they have existed up to this day without interruptions. Finland is a legit rump state of the Russian empire

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>>3218931
Not true. Most Israeli Jews are Mizrahi btw
>>3218837
Because of Jewish Physics

How weeaboo are you?
>weeaboo lite
Japan produces the best entertainment in the world!
>weeaboo
A katana could pierce any Western armor
>extreme weeaboo
Japan is the only true heir and bearer of Sinic civilization
>Tojo incarnate
Pearl Harbor was an act of self defense, the IJA was fighting for the freedom of Asian people

>>3218618
Ha ha I set of islands thousands of miles away from the U.S. Got statehood sooner then you!

...why is that?

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>This entire thread
Fuck all of you, arrogant bastards

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>>3219734
Stay salty kraut.

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>>3219448
>A katana could pierce any Western armor

>>3218652
We stole them to assimilate them into our culture. I'm not fucking apologizing for that. Or the baby seals.

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>>3218015
>>3218035
Just in time for me to post this.

>>3218834
I'll do this one next.

>>3219758
Hey, I have no issues, it's just that us Americans didn't do it, so if that other guy has complaints, he needs to take them to you.

>>3210058
>wahhh wahhh too vague
Not my problem if you don't know history, faggot

>>3213343
2

>>3217620
"Collaborators should be shot"

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>>3207579
>>3207581
>>3207590
I'm 4 on all of these
>>3218618
Fuck Munoz Marin

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>>3208692
Incomplete

Can someone do one for the Phoenicians and/or Carthage?
I can only give you
1) The Phoenician script is the mother of almost all alphabets

And

4) The babies had it coming

>>3207581
1
>>3207590
4
>>3208657
4
>>3208664
0
>>3208701
0
>>3208720
4
>>3210964
3
>>3214482
3

>>3214561
>when historical illiterate retards meme about Brest-Litovsk being worse than the Versailles

Educate yourself, brainlet.

>>3207581

4 you glorious bastard

>>3221595
change 4. to "No one devoted, who is to be devoted for destruction from mankind, shall be ransomed; he shall surely be put to death."