Anaconda Harhiss

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I'm extremely serious about this question, so here me out.

What if in 1945, when Arthur Harris was preparing to launch the bombing of Dresden, instead he turns into a snake?

In this scenario on that late February day, Harris is sitting in his office alone, when suddenly he feels off.

He documents his experience:

>his skin discolors
>it becomes rougher
>his tongue forks
>eyes goes black, it becomes hard to write
>legs shrink into body
>arms shrink into bodies, Harris can no longer write

The rest of the transformation takes place; what was once a human of normal stature is now a slender creature of significant girth.

This scenario assumes that Harris retains his intelligence. What happens next? Will he still carry out the bombing of Dresden or will the allies develop a new strategy now that Bomber Harhiss is now a giant anaconda?

Discuss.