What are your favorite historical quotes?

>>3181649
"I made da poopies in my pants!"
-Gaydolf Shitler

>>3181649
"Stop thinking and eating food"-Joseph Stalin

"Kill the reactionary birds, comrades"
-Mao

There are at the present time two great nations in the world, which started from different points, but seem to tend towards the same end. I allude to the Russians and the Americans. Both of them have grown up unnoticed; and whilst the attention of mankind was directed elsewhere, they have suddenly placed themselves in the front rank among the nations, and the world learned their existence and their greatness at almost the same time.

All other nations seem to have nearly reached their natural limits, and they have only to maintain their power; but these are still in the act of growth. All the others have stopped, or continue to advance with extreme difficulty; these alone are proceeding with ease and celerity along a path to which no limit can be perceived. The American struggles against the obstacles which nature opposes to him; the adversaries of the Russian are men. The former combats the wilderness and savage life; the latter, civilization with all its arms. The conquests of the American are therefore gained with the ploughshare; those of the Russian by the sword. The Anglo-American relies upon personal interest to accomplish his ends, and gives free scope to the unguided strength and common sense of the people; the Russian centres all the authority of society in a single arm. The principal instrument of the former is freedom; of the latter, servitude. Their starting-point is different, and their courses are not the same; yet each of them seems marked out by the will of Heaven to sway the destinies of half the globe.

>>3181649
>Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up!
>Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up!
- My uncle

>>3181669
Every fucking thread

>>3181649
Really makes me think

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>Of course the workers had to rebel one day against that jest [economic liberalism] and class struggle had to break out. Class struggle had a just motive, and Socialism had at first a just reason, and we do not have to deny that. What happened is that Socialism instead of keeping to its initial course of pursuing social justice among men became a pure doctrine of chilling coldness and does not think, little or much, about the liberation of the workers...Karl Marx was a German Jew who from his office observed with terrible detachment the most dramatic events of his age. He was a German Jew who before the English factories of Manchester, and while he formulated implacable laws about the accumulation of capital...[and] about production and the interests of the factory owners and the interests of the workers, was writing letters to his friend Engels telling him that the workers were a mob and a rabble with whom one should not mingle except as it afforded an opportunity to test their doctrines.[29]

>...Germany is not, as believe those fond of broad generalizations, the country of discipline, despite appearing to be so outwardly. The Germans are a very special people. They sing very well together in choral groups, they march to the same martial step; but every movement of indiscipline, of rebellion in the world, reminiscent of Spartacus, originated in Germany.[30]

>I have no faith in the vote of women. However I don't trust the efficacy of the vote of men either.

>How I wish that one could live in a liveable country where there were a greater number of good poets and a very much greater amount of good manners![34]

Franco was a misstep

>>3181649
Wrong Germanic despot, OP.

>>3181649
"A young man who isn't a liberal has no heart."
"An old man who isn't a conservative has no brain".
-Winston Churchill

>>3181649
>"When the Allied Bombers come, I will be on my balcony."
>Mussolini
>later almost immediately tries to flee to Switzerland

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>>3184724
I figured Pol Pot would say something like that.

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>>3181649
>What are your favorite historical quotes?

"And these will go away into eternal punishment." - Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkf1sHFvYO8

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>>3184736
Maoism is madness, so both are related.

>>3184724
>>3184736
He was referring to being too much of an intellectual and not learning and sympathizing with the proletariat in that quote. It's taken out of context.

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The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.

-Adolf Hitler.

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I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few.

-Adolf Hitler.

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>>3184756
>too intelligent to be a mindless prole.

>>3184756
>sympathizing with the proletariat

How? worshiping mangoes, killing birds and die in famine?

>>3184805
Was he anarcho/pol?/

>>3182292
"Its very stinky and gross. I made a bigger poopy in mein lederhosen."
-Gaydolf Shitler

>>3184828
>>3181669
>poopoo peepee hahaha shitler

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>>3184814
Even Karl Marx was aware of Jewish nature.

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>>3181649

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>>3185091
Well said, bomberman

>Ouch, I've been shot

~Reinhard Heydrich

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>>3181649

Voltaire about slavery:

A people that sells its own children is more condemnable than the buyer; this commerce demonstrates our superiority; he who gives himself a master was born to have one.

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>>3181649
Only ironic good thing he ever said post 1521

>>3185438
goddamnit

>>3185438
Solid edit

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>>3181649

>>3184566
Incorrect.

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"Is fist-fucking not the sexual invention of the twentieth century, a new model of eroticism and pleasure?"
-Slavoj Zizek

>>3185630
What did he mean by this?

>>3181669
>>3184828
This isn't going to make /pol/ go away you know. They will just see through what you're trying to do and will double down.

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DO

>>3184541
Why do you make me feel?
Why did that Galician rat had to ruin everithing?

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>>3184921
Based Marx

>>3185988
It might if we keep bringing it up. Maybe because he shit his pants, maybe he had to wear diapers. Did Hitler have a diaper fetish?

/pol/ is going to get btfo when their beloved idol is a diaper wearing faggot loser!

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???

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>>3184658
Does this mean that the communists have ascended humanity???

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"ooga booga where da whyte wimmin at?"
-Martin Luther King Jr.

>>3185463
They stop fighting because they win.
t. Canada

"I really hate those niggers, especially that nigger communist Nelson Mandela. Ooga booga go back to your hut coonboy."
-Ronald Regan, 1986 in a close door meeting with Apartheid officials

>>3187157
no it means communists have strayed from morality and are next to wild animals

>>3187301
Ronald Raygun was the biggest shabbos goy president ever.

>>3187081
>hahaha he lose the war, shitler LMAO

/his/

>>3187914
this is actually true
Christianity is a pacifist and beta religion

>>3187934
t.*rk

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>>3187914
But he founded Israel

>>3188536

NO; THE FOUNDERS OF ISRAEL WERE THE UNITED KINGDOM, AND THE ROTHSCHILD; QVOD VIDE: BALFOUR DECLARATION OF NINETEEN HUNDRED SEVENTEEN, AND BALFOUR DECLARATION OF NINETEEN HUNDRED TWENTYSIX.

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>>3188536
It's as if that was their plan all along.

>>3187914
Inshallah indeed.
Islam is the only non-pagan religion fitting for the right wing.

>>3188578
Proof for Rosenberg being a Jew?
He's Estonian/Latvian and German, with a bit of French.

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>>3187173
I remember something about him being against racemixing, but I'm not sure. Is this true?

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>>3184942
>British bomb Berlin first
>Hitler responds by bombing London
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE We'll burn down your entire country for this!!!!

Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs.

>>3185438
kek.
who makes these?

>>3188536
>>3188578
and you people have the gall to accuse jews of deception, subversion, and half-truth.

>>3188623
ho fuck, the quote's actually true

the irony in this is fucking palpable. I should check long's tomb to see if I hear laughter

>>3184921
But he was a jew

>>3188623
EVERY

>>3188859
MAN

>>3184670
lold

>>3184775
>to intelligent too be a mindless prole.
FTFY

>>3181649
Isn't that a Frederick the Great quote?

>>3188865
A

>>3188980
KING

"Ooga booga go back to the Congo"
-B.J. Vorster, Prime Minister of South Africa during a secret meeting with Rhodesian officials in 1969 in Johannesburg.

>>3188621
>Which one of these is the warmonger?
The guy who declared war on neutral nations?

>>3184763
I love this quote because it applies to Germany losing the war, so well.

>>3181649
"Se mata a la perra se acaba la leva"
-Augusto Pinochet

>>3185463
whoah...so this is the power..
of american philosophy

>>3181822
I really like this quote. Good find anon. Is it Reagan or JFK?

>>3188596
what a moron

women can do everything men do just as good

>We hate the very idea of “equality” of man and woman, forced upon the Western world more shamelessly than ever since the time of the First World War. For one, it is nonsense. No male and female of the same living species endowed by Nature with complementary abilities for the fulfilment of complementary destinies, can be “equal.” They are different, and cannot be anything else but different, however much one might try to give them the same training and make them do the same work. It is also a nefarious idea; for the only way one can, I do not say make man and woman “equal”—that is impossible—but force them, willy-nilly, into the same artificial mould; accustom them to the same type of life, is by robbing woman of her femininity and man of his virile qualities, i.e., by spoiling both, and spoiling the race. I do not deny that there are and always have been isolated instances of women more fitted for manly tasks than for motherhood, or equally capable of both. But such exceptions need no “feminism” in order to win for themselves the special place that Nature, in her love of diversity, has appointed to them.