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The highwayman has returned, and this time he brought a weapon! Same rules apply as before: you can pick 1 historical figure to help you fight him off. The catch is that the figure's first name must begin with the second letter of your last name, and once somebody has been picked nobody else can pick that person. You have five seconds to decide! If you roll dubs or trips, then the next poster must choose a woman.
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Erik the Red
Because he's a fucking viking
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Napoleon

Nice stick loser
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Oliver Cromwell, you're fucked son.
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>>3174870
Uriah the Hittite.
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>>3174870
Me and Hans Talhoffer gonna get real medieval on that guy!
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>>3174962
>real medieval
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Oda Nobunaga
Pewpew
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>>3174870
Aodh Mór O'Neill.
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Alexander of Macedon
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>>3174870
Peter the great
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This nerd.
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>>3175042
What kind of name has P as the second letter?

> Ypres
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>>3174870
Richard the Lionheart
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>>3174870
Ivan the terrible
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>>3175058
I don't kiss and tell friendo
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>>3175090
Is it French or barbarian though?
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>>3174870
Ashurbanipal
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Heh.
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Ragnar Lodbrok
My goods are safe... or are they ?
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Oh fuck >>3175111 trips.
I guess I'll go with Rosa Luxembourg
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Ned Kelly
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>>3174870
Are you fucking kidding me, all I could think of was Zizek
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Ulrich von Jungingen.
Oh well. Either him or Ulysses Grant. Can't think of anyone else.
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>>3174870
Cheops.
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>>3174870
Oswald Mosley
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>>3175246
British fascists invented the power walk?
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>>3175111
they said historical figure
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>>3175246
>>3175238

wait shit it has to be a woman? Odette Hallowes.
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Anaconda Hamilton
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>>3174870
Achille Marozzo.
That was surprisingly easy.
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Uesugi Kenshin, or, if it need to be the given name, Usama bin Laden
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>>3174870
Hadrian
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Uncle Sam
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>>3174870
Ieyasu Tokugawa.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pier_Gerlofs_Donia

/thread
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>>3174870
Nostradamus, he'd scare the highwayman off with his nutmeg induced psycho babble.
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Hannibal
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>>3174870
Himmler help me
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SAVE ME YU
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Leonidas
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adolf can slow him down while i leg it
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>>3175058
Apu
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>>3174870
Iason, the ancient Greek hero. There was no letter J in ancient Greek, or Latin.
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Ozymandias to the rescue
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>>3174870
Ricardo
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Leutnant Erwin Rommel
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>>3176934
if you're going for semantics, the greeks didn't use latin either you fucking fucko
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>>3174870
Xρηστος
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Harold Hadrada
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vlad the impaler
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Andrew Jackson motherfucker.
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>>3174870
I'm actually carrying right now. I guess Arimnestos can come watch the magic device murder a man to death though.
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Goliath
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>Otho
Shit that was his last name
>Odoacer
Shit that was his last name too.

Otto von Bismarck is the first person I thought of
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Ion Antonescu

Only "I" I could think of, any better ones /his/
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>>3178690
Fuck I was supposed to do a woman...
Irene Smith?
Yeah someone with the name Irene Smith probably did something at some point
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>>3174870
Simo Häyhä. Nobody can stand in the way of the white death.
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>>3174870
Ole Bennike
http://www.geus.dk/DK/contact/Sider/default.aspx?dept=02&persID=obe
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Uther Pendragon
You gave me five seconds, I couldn't think of anyone real. It was him or Uriel Septim
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>I
Ivan the Terrible
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>>3174870
Prince Hector of Troy! ha you fucked now highwayman! He's got top of the line bronze age equipment!
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>>3180058
Realized I have to pick a woman because of above poster. First thought in my head was Helen Mirren... welp at least I can throw her at the bandit and run.
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Don Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
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>>3178814
>It was him or Uriel Septim
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>>3174870
Ieyasu Tokugawa
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Ashow the great.
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Eternal anglo
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Elijah. I hope the highwayman is a pious man.
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Sargon

Not bad I guess, he had a kickass chariot
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Ivar the Boneless.
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>>3174870
Ulysses the Greek one.
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>>3174870
Oscar motherfucking Direlwanger
hope you like getting raped to death, bitch
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>>3174870
Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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>>3174870
Field Marshall Erich von Manstein
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Imadeddin Zengi
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>>3174870

General Thomas Jonathan Jackson
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>>3174870
U're mum XD
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Oprah Winfrey
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Octavian ffs i have a 5ft Emperor hopefully the highway man is latin and can be persuaded
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Alexander the Great. He would seduce him he will fuck him them he will kill him. Fuck year.
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>>3174870
Andrew Jackson
May god have mercy on the highwayman for Jackson will not
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Ivan the Terrible

This is gonna be fucking interesting...
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>>3174870
Edward Longshanks because he ain't no ho.
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Oda Nobunaga
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Liudmyla Pavlychenko, because 309 confirmed sniper kills.
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>>3174870
Ogodei Khan or Oda Nobunaga, can't decide which
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Rasputin uses Holy Sight to stop his enemy from feeling faith in anything again, while his feelings and dreams become impossible to comprehend through metaphysical terror and manipulative psychopowers
and also he cuts off his balls
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