The highwayman has returned, and this time he brought a weapon! Same rules apply as before: you can pick 1 historical figure to help you fight him off. The catch is that the figure's first name must begin with the second letter of your last name, and once somebody has been picked nobody else can pick that person. You have five seconds to decide! If you roll dubs or trips, then the next poster must choose a woman.
Erik the Red
Because he's a fucking viking
Napoleon
Nice stick loser
Oliver Cromwell, you're fucked son.
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Uriah the Hittite.
>>3174870
Me and Hans Talhoffer gonna get real medieval on that guy!
>>3174962
>real medieval
Oda Nobunaga
Pewpew
>>3174870
Aodh Mór O'Neill.
Alexander of Macedon
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Peter the great
This nerd.
>>3175042
What kind of name has P as the second letter?
> Ypres
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Richard the Lionheart
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Ivan the terrible
>>3175058
I don't kiss and tell friendo
>>3175090
Is it French or barbarian though?
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Ashurbanipal
Heh.
Ragnar Lodbrok
My goods are safe... or are they ?
Oh fuck >>3175111 trips.
I guess I'll go with Rosa Luxembourg
Ned Kelly
>>3174870
Are you fucking kidding me, all I could think of was Zizek
Ulrich von Jungingen.
Oh well. Either him or Ulysses Grant. Can't think of anyone else.
>>3174870
Cheops.
>>3174870
Oswald Mosley
>>3175246
British fascists invented the power walk?
>>3175111
they said historical figure
>>3175246
>>3175238
wait shit it has to be a woman? Odette Hallowes.
Anaconda Hamilton
>>3174870
Achille Marozzo.
That was surprisingly easy.
Uesugi Kenshin, or, if it need to be the given name, Usama bin Laden
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Hadrian
Uncle Sam
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Ieyasu Tokugawa.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pier_Gerlofs_Donia
/thread
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Nostradamus, he'd scare the highwayman off with his nutmeg induced psycho babble.
Hannibal
>>3174870
Himmler help me
SAVE ME YU
Leonidas
adolf can slow him down while i leg it
>>3175058
Apu
>>3174870
Iason, the ancient Greek hero. There was no letter J in ancient Greek, or Latin.
Ozymandias to the rescue
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Ricardo
Leutnant Erwin Rommel
>>3176934
if you're going for semantics, the greeks didn't use latin either you fucking fucko
>>3174870
Xρηστος
Harold Hadrada
vlad the impaler
Andrew Jackson motherfucker.
>>3174870
I'm actually carrying right now. I guess Arimnestos can come watch the magic device murder a man to death though.
Goliath
>Otho
Shit that was his last name
>Odoacer
Shit that was his last name too.
Otto von Bismarck is the first person I thought of
Ion Antonescu
Only "I" I could think of, any better ones /his/
>>3178690
Fuck I was supposed to do a woman...
Irene Smith?
Yeah someone with the name Irene Smith probably did something at some point
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Simo Häyhä. Nobody can stand in the way of the white death.
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Ole Bennike
http://www.geus.dk/DK/contact/Sider/default.aspx?dept=02&persID=obe
Uther Pendragon
You gave me five seconds, I couldn't think of anyone real. It was him or Uriel Septim
>I
Ivan the Terrible
>>3174870
Prince Hector of Troy! ha you fucked now highwayman! He's got top of the line bronze age equipment!
>>3180058
Realized I have to pick a woman because of above poster. First thought in my head was Helen Mirren... welp at least I can throw her at the bandit and run.
Don Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar
>>3178814
>It was him or Uriel Septim
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Ieyasu Tokugawa
Ashow the great.
Eternal anglo
Elijah. I hope the highwayman is a pious man.
Sargon
Not bad I guess, he had a kickass chariot
Ivar the Boneless.
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Ulysses the Greek one.
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Oscar motherfucking Direlwanger
hope you like getting raped to death, bitch
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Augustus Gloop from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
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Field Marshall Erich von Manstein
Imadeddin Zengi
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General Thomas Jonathan Jackson
>>3174870
U're mum XD
Oprah Winfrey
Octavian ffs i have a 5ft Emperor hopefully the highway man is latin and can be persuaded
Alexander the Great. He would seduce him he will fuck him them he will kill him. Fuck year.
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Andrew Jackson
May god have mercy on the highwayman for Jackson will not
Ivan the Terrible
This is gonna be fucking interesting...
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Edward Longshanks because he ain't no ho.
Oda Nobunaga
Liudmyla Pavlychenko, because 309 confirmed sniper kills.
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Ogodei Khan or Oda Nobunaga, can't decide which
Rasputin uses Holy Sight to stop his enemy from feeling faith in anything again, while his feelings and dreams become impossible to comprehend through metaphysical terror and manipulative psychopowers
and also he cuts off his balls