What is the most metal thing about the middle ages

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Plague Doctors

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>>3174199

>>3174199
>muh tree
Charlemagne was a good man

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tfw you will never be remembered as the fearless and depicted with a decapitated kebab head

Steel

>>3174199
>chopping trees that were part of a religion based around sacrifying other people
>implying this is bad

The saxons deserved being beheaded by the franks. The danes deserved being whipped in submission by Absalon.

>>3174214
At least I'm still in communion with my ancestors you filthy fucking dirty jew cunt.
But yeah laugh about the desecration of what is sacred and what is holy, you wouldn't understand how it feels anyway, Christianity is a blight on this planet.

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>>3174188
>when you beat the Bulgarians, pluck the eyes of the captured ones, send them home to the Tsar who then dies from a heart attack two days later out of horror

>>3174199
number one historical event of all time that changed the history forever.

>>3174214
>pointing out hypocrisy makes all statements factually incorrect
>the poster likely holds one of the two sets of views espoused in the meme image, just with different proper nouns
I don't know if the people these memes describe or the people posting them are more cancerous

>>3174188
Their armors, swords and tools.

Violence in general

There is something truly magical about a time where if you wanted someone to die you couldn't point a barrel at them from a long distance and just pull the trigger. Bows aside, death was so personal. The idea of melee combat being a significant part of how war is waged is just so fucking rad and glorious and horrifying and brutal all at the same time.