History feels

>>317235
>tfw not russian in the nineteenth century
>tfw can't talk with doestoyevsky
>tfw can't argue with lenin et. Al

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>>317235
Egypt until the 1950s was patrician as fuck.

>>317235
>you will never be a wealthy patrician in Ancient Rome, fucking your slaves and qt wife, watching gladiator fights in day and drinking and attending orgies at night

>tfw you aren't a classical Greek philosopher

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>You'll never conquer Siberia with your Cossack bros.
>You'll never be a impoverished, traveling Norman knight
>You'll never explore the Hellenistic world

>>317397
>You'll never contribute to the spread of Hellenism
>You'll never be present at a debate between Indian gymnosophists, Eleatics, and Buddhists in one of the areas of Greater Persia that served as a breeding ground for complex syncretic philosophical and religious thought during Hellenism

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>>317235
>tfw not born in Roma
>tfw not born into a middle class farming family
>tfw my father wasn't a seasoned veteran of previous conflicts
>tfw I'll be never be able to join the legions
>tfw I'll never be able to help Scipio crush Hannibal

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>tfw you will never be a rich dude living in the glory days of the Ottoman Empire.
>tfw you will never have a waifu harem

>tfw you will never be a German lumberjack from the Sudetenland during the Middle Ages HRE and marry a qt3.14 young Czech farmer girl and live in a cabin in the woods

>tfw you will never be an ancient alien messing with humanity for the keks

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>You will never be a Spanish noble who moves to the New World to own extensive amounts of land and slaves and use your influence to help the independence movement of Latin America

>>317235
>Napoleon will never achieve the peace he so desired and rule France as a benevolent monarch
>Napoleon II will never reign after his father and continue his good work
>Napoleon will always be painted as "19th century Hitler" by anglos
terrible feels

>tfw not born in 1433 East Roman Empire
>ywn die for your country at the age of 20 defending againts endless tukish/islamic hordes

>tfw no french vietnam

>tfw you'll never immigrate from Ireland to America just in time to fight their civil war
>tfw you'll never get to sing songs of John Brown while marching south with Uncle Billy.

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>>320530
>tfw you will never be born in Ireland just in time to blow away some British paratroopers.
>tfw no IRA gf.

>tfw you'll never exist
>tfw you'll never observe the world impartially because you don't exist

>>317397
just finished reading the coassacks
i really wish i coudlv'e lived there

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>tfw you'll never live in Rome during the reign of the 5 good emperors
>tfw you'll never be a renown viking warrior invading England as a part of the great heathen Army
>tfw you'll never experience the sense of brotherhood and accomplishment as a revolutionary in France

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>you'll never get to help put down an irish rebellion

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>Your country's former colonies don't speak your native tongue
>They ended up being shitholes anyway, so you have no reason to visit them.

>>317235
History is cool but it would suck to actually lives in it. isn't the present just the best?

>You'll never be there to watch the U.S capital burn down
>You'll never get to conquer India
>You'll never get to fuck over China in the Opium Wars/

>never go on a chevauchee with bros.
>never go adventuring in search of maidens and bantz
>never travel europe from one tournament to the next gaining honor, wealth and maidens.
>never deus vult.

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>>317235
>you will never publicly degrade alfred dreyfus

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>you will never ride with the Khan
what's the point.

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>tfw no cultural revolution
>tfw no qt red guard gf

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>tfw the Europeans didn't do to Africa what they had done in North America

>tfw you'll never live in 1920s Vienna
>tfw you'll never be derided and abused by Wittgenstein for not understanding formal logic
>tfw you'll never be in Cambridge with a young Wittgenstein, following Russell to the toilets and screaming at him about language
>tfw you'll never wander around in Steinhof with a slightly unhinged Witty, throwing hundert Schilling around like it ain't no thing
Just let me die.

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>You will never be in the armies of the Rashidun
>You will never unite your people under one faith
>You will never invade and take Persia
>You will never take Jerusalem
>You will never take Egypt
>You will never cross with Tariq bin Zayid into Hispania

Hold me brothers

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>TFW Germany has been culture keked by slavs

>>317235
>tfw colonialism stopped
would've rather had colonialism end than be ruled over by communist though, tbqh famalam

>you will never help unite the Germanic people under one flag

>>323699
>Hold me brothers
you have no brothers here dirty goat fucker

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>Russia never fell

The fuckup of fuckups is letting Russia stay a state.

>>323710
Hush, كافر.
>>323699
>iktf أخي

>>317235

>tfw you will never climb the Pratzen heights under the sun of Austerlitz, as 'On va leur percer la flanc' plays.

>tfw you will never ride you horse up the steps of the Holy Sepulchre as your brothers return Jerusalem to Christendom.

>tfw you will never debate spooks with Engels, Bauer, Stirner, and Ruge in Hippel's.

>tfw you will never sip a pink gin in the cool crisp of British Simla

>tfw you will never capture renegade slavers and free their human cargoes with the Preventative Squadron.

>tfw you will never take part in a quodlibeta in a crowded seminary in Paris, debating with based Aquinas himself.

>tfw you will never break a wild horse on the American plains, before leading your fellow Commanche in a raid on the Spanish.

Cur vivo?

>>317235

>you will never be an extremely wealthy man in 19th century London and be able to travel with semi-modern conveniences + Victorian class to the four corners of the world, exploring all the unique and disparate cultures that the world had to offer before they became diluted into one big globalized mess
>You will never live in an era before entertainment became so easily available to the point where you could be entertained for hours on end by a small device in your pocket
>You will never live in an era where there is still mystery in the world, blank spaces on the map and an entire continent that people know almost nothing about
>You will never live in a truly ethnically/racially homogenous country where seeing someone from another ethnicity/nationality is actually a big deal and extremely fascinating

Just fucking kill me.

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>tfw never become a roman soldier
>tfw will never be able to capture a qt germanic barbarian girl and civilize her
>tfw I'll never impregnate her and spread my superior roman genes
>tfw I'm stil trapped in this mortal coil

Free me already

>>323650
>Extremely unhealthy Africa
>Follows the rivers and coast
Why? Disease?

>>317305
Thank you for writing that name
I remembered someone with a weird ass russian name wrote some book I wanted to read

>tfw you'll never fly a p-38 to kill the Best Admiral of Japan

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>you will never engage in a blood feud
>you will never watch the elders of your family discussing the terms of truce with the rival family for the local festival
>you will never go on with your cousins to assault a towerhouse where some young man from the other family has taken refugee
>you will never kill off their entire family and take their females as concubines
>you will never realize that one male member escaped and live in fear of he taking revenge on you

I fucking love blood feuds. Courts are so boring.

>not living in the enlightment
>not hanging with DENIS motherfucking DIDEROT in a salon in paris talking about the future, practical philosophy and politics
>not having rich women sponsor you to hang out in their house while you fuck them because you got some cool ideas

FUCK

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>>326071

MY MAN

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>you will never kill communists with your entire family

>you will never conquer the world in the name of your country/religion
smhtbpfhwyf (shaking my head to be perfectly fucking honest with you family)

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>>317235
>you will never have a love like Alix and Nicky

Why fucking bother?

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>>318001
I know this fucking feel too well

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>>317235
>you will never lead a revolt against the godless republican Freemasons
>you will never be die before it all goes awry

>you will never crush the 13 colonies back into submission
>you will never prevent WWI and save the monarchies of Europe and subsequently Civilisation itself
>you will never fight in the Russian White army

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>>317235
>you will never help turn the tide at Poltava

>tfw you will never have an arranged marriage with a qt
>tfw you need one because of how beta you are.

>you will never die in battle

>>325419
Дocтoeвcкий is God

>>326052
>live in 3rd world country
>hear stories of "blood feud" from a relative
>exult

>you will never be an American pioneer and build a comfy log cabin in the wilderness

>You'll never masturbate with Diogenes during one of Plato's lectures

>>325304
Malaria desu senpai

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>tfw you will never halt the imminent collapse of humanity

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>you will never be the son-in-law of the king of the greatest meso-american civilization
>you will never a city-dwelling architect and spend your days appreciating the great lost works of art and literature and shmoozing it up in the royal circle
>you will never have the wealth of a nation at your disposal to have workers build whatever beautiful pyramid, road, or tower you can imagine

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>>331990

>>317235
It's really sad what has happened to Paris. I would've liked to visit before it was ruined by immigration

>>321657
hi france!

>>333297
i live there. Its absolutely fine and as long as you avoid areas outside paris and around gar du nord you wont have to see too many black peoplle.

My main problem is making french friends :(

>>331407
Source?

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>You will never lead your regiment to victory, cutting down uncultured barbarians and claiming new lands for the emperor
>You will never be rewarded for your deeds and given a cool title
>You will never return home to your estate in your home town, greeted by your smiling wife and children

I might be Vietnamese, but Tang and pre-3 Kingdoms Han China is comfy as fuck