Historically Accurate timeline thread >Post events as a time

>another History Channel brainlet thread
i foresee about 50 posts about Roman Empire then two things about Middle Ages then we'll hit bump limit going over every single detail of the World Wars

>>3170796
>bce
Please kys

>>3170796
>63 BC
>Atia maior dies during childbirth together with her son

>>3170810
Is that not the move historians are trying to gravitate toward

>>3170796
>309 AD
>a crown is placed on the womb of Ifra Hormizd, proclaiming her son Shapur II shah

2017 anno domini op was a fag

>>3170796
1862, when Columbus sailed the ocean blue

>Inb4 Bronze Age fags get triggered

1529
AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

1492, human sailors discover sardinia for the first time in human history

>1346
shamans in poland sell their souls to satan to create a protective barrier, warding off the black death that the seers foretold of

476, the Roman Empire is completely dissolved, the legacy of the Empire is disputed among many emerging kingdoms and rump states, most notably the Greek Empire centered around Constantinopolis and the Ostrogothic Kingdom.

>>3170796
8245 BC (Before Christ)
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar breaks out between the Proto-Finnic Khaganate and the Great Hwan Empire, most historians agree that after this point, the fall of both empires was inevitable.

>>3170796
1368AD. Ming Dynasty established.

1204- The Byzantine Empire finally gets their just desserts.

1258 AD, The ugly mongoloid chimpanzees sack the last bastion of knowledge and humanity in the world at Baghdad.

1914, faggot gets shot and millions of people die because of it

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2014 AD - Kim Kardashian releases mobile app "Kim Kardashian: Hollywood." Users are invited to go on a red carpet adventure with the reality tv star

April, 2015 AD - the Pepsi Corporation (stylized as PepsiCo) drops aspartame from its low-calorie Diet Pepsi product citing poor sales due to the public perception of the sweetener as a carcinogen despite no verifiable scientific evidence

>"Aspartame is a highly studied food additive with decades of research showing that it is safe for human consumption. As expected, the research is complex making it possible to cherry pick and misinterpret individual studies in order to fear monger. But the totality of research, reviewed by many independent agencies and expert panels, supports the safety of aspartame. A conspiracy to hide the risks of aspartame, however, remains a popular internet urban legend that will likely not disappear anytime soon"

- Steven Novella, MD

Founder and currently Executive Editor of Science-Based Medicine, academic clinical neurologist at the Yale University School of Medicine, president and co-founder of the New England Skeptical Society

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>>3170796
>1683
The Turk invaders from planet CR land in the Australian fishing village of Vienna, the Turks use their superior alien technology to defeat the Australian armed forces, all hope is lost until a brave Australian shitposter rises from the ashes of his fallen brothers to defeat the turks, he holds up a can of raid, this spooks the turks, as the Turks are fleeing, the arch enemy of the Australians, the emus charge into the Turks, this is where the phrase "the emus have landed" comes from. pic related