What would sex with Aphrodite feel like?

>>3159268
Godly

Probably something like this

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-230

>>3159268
like getting murdered by the gods after a few seconds of pleasure, if you could even get inside.

Do you really think that you could please Aphrodite? Hephaestus couldn't even satisfy her and he was a god. You'd probably cum upon glancing at her, and then she'd make fun your dick for a few minutes.

Think of the mortals she did sleep with.

Butes-An Argonaut. You aren't one.
Anchises- Zeus forced her to fall in love with him for constantly messing with the other gods.
Adonis-literal male perfection.

>>3159268
Any color reconstruction?

>>3159370
>>>3159268 (OP)
>Do you really think that you could please Aphrodite? Hephaestus couldn't even satisfy her and he was a god. You'd probably cum upon glancing at her, and then she'd make fun your dick for a few minutes.
tfw no goddess gf to bully me

>>3159268
shitty feet τβη

>>3159268
Hotdog down the hallway

>>3159370
Imagine how much of a servile beta you have to be to make that post.

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Best Goddess waifu would be Thetis.

>child destined to be even greater than you are
>loyal as fuck
>gives prophecies
>zeus owes her favors
>thicc
plus
>you're achilles step dad so he has to give up the boipucci whenever you ask

>>3159412
Imagine having enough of an ego to think you're on level with any of these mythological heroes.

You people asks the wrong questions. What we should really ask is how it feels to shake hands with Jesus

>>3159268
Good

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https://exhentai.org/g/1036671/c2b5898164/

>>3159268
Like warm apple pie, anon, like warm apple pie.

Like dissolving into a trans-egoic ocean of bliss and unity with all existence while great waves of energy circulate in cycles and powerful bolts of lightning pierce the infinite black crystal purity of being that stretches in countless dimensions away to all directions.

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i'm a switch so it should be pretty fun!!
>tfw born in wrong time period
>tfw no half-celestial lesbo baby
>tfw no foodplay, spankings or mystical kiss trails
>tfw will never make an alliance with the gods and empower myself to take over and change history for the better and mother earth
>:'^(

>>3159579
thiss

>>3159268

Fatal. Gilgamesh himself eschewed her advances because he was forewarned that any mortal who fucked her would be killed by the experience, if a 2/3 God couldn't fuck her and live what makes you think that you, a 2/3 Cheeto, could do so?

Aphrodisiacal or Aphrodisian or Aphroditic.

>>3159268
If Europe embraced buddhism instead of ch*istianity, she'd have been turned into a dakini and you could actually have sex with her (or somebody possesed by her) via saddhana

Deal with it

>>3159412
are you retarded? this is a literal goddess of beauty we are talking about

Like a party for your penis

>>3160461

Nope, she's the goddess of sex. Adonis is the god of beauty.

>>3159268
Venus and Mars by Botticelli.

Sex so good it knocked the god of war lights out.

>>3159370
I would problably tear her apart with my BBC t b h.

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>>3159412
DESTROYED

I think she was described very well it the percy jackson novels.
When the MC saw her litteraly all he could do is babble incohernetly and drool because he was stunned with her beauty

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Maybe some mod can explain to me why this was deleted:

>>3161461
>ITT: Post your historical questions that are so obscure, that you can't find an answer to on the internet. Other anons will try to answer them (preferably with a source)
>My question: Who were the first Kuwaiti's to enter the US.

...and yet this thread is still here?

I didn't even start that thread, but I had answers for some of the questions in it, and had a nice set to add myself.