How do I become Indian?

>>3157960
>respecting Indians
Besides inventing the zero which happened thousands of years ago, there is fuck all to admire about Indian history and culture.

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>>3157960
I'm on the same way as you. Though I'm more into buddhism.

Go to /pol/ > archive > search "indian dream"

Thread has a link about westerners moving there.

Is relatively easy. It's cheap to settle, working being a foreigner isn't difficult. Nepal is a nice place as well and seems a bit calmer. There's a series of videos of an american expat couple living there.

>>3157960
1. Shit in the street
2. Eat contaminated food
3. Stink
4. Ask girls you meet in public if they are virgins
5. Post your phone number in porn video comments
6. Go to the gym, but only do 5 bicep curls
7. Wear an office shirt all the time
8. Have a phone from 2003
9. Eat all food, no matter how wet, sloppy and staining, with your hands
10. Never, ever, shower.

>>3157979
Their epics are pretty interesting.

inb4 poo in loo
btw you sound like huge faggot OP.

>>3157997
>flying talking monkeys

>>3158003
>turning into random animals to get some pussy

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>>3157960
Good choice OP. Indians are based and will never not be Indian. Plus the Northern ones are the same race as Europeans. Get yourself a qt Indian Aryan waifu. Forget Irish/white women they're trash.

T. Ulsterman with Indian wife, living the dream in Delhi.

>>3158026
Memes aside how difficult is marrying/starting something serious with local women? I mean how do their families take it?

>>3158003
>flying talking monkeys
>not somehow interesting

Just because you hate a single race of people doesn't mean you aren't allowed to acknowledge their accomplishments

>>3158030
>India
>accomplishments

Also not /his/

>>3158029
Tribal women is a no go, they're fathers would kill you. But educated Indian women are decently easy to get.

>>3158035
>Humanities

Irishman wants to become Indian = Humanities

>>3158047
And this is why &Humanities was a mistake

>>3157979
>there is fuck all to admire about ___ history and culture.
You can meme that about every place on the planet

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>>3157960
>This is not a troll post, or /pol/ post
>is literally both

>>3158029
Like America and a lot of other places, all the good ones wouldn't start something if you don't speak the language or share the culture. There's always some crazy racemixers somewhere tho.

>>3158046
>But educated Indian women are decently easy to get.
I don't think there's a single woman from an educated family that wouldn't get disowned if it happened lol.

>>3158158
>I don't think there's a single woman from an educated family that wouldn't get disowned if it happened lol.
Indian middle class is quite modern and will jump at white men.

Even Karl Pilkington could swim in indian pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVG5opl0VE

>>3157979
Ever listened to Indian classical music?

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>>3157979
Chandra Bose, the father of Indian Nationalism, was an ally of the Germans in WW2 and a friend of Hitler's.

>>3158181
>Indian middle class is quite modern and will jump at white men.
I've spoken to actual people (white and non-white) who've lived here for years and they're the ones who told me this. The middle class isn't so modern that any woman could just date whoever they wanted without repercussions. This isn't Europe or America.
>Even Karl Pilkington could swim in indian pussy
He's worth millions. What'd you expect lol?

>>3158254
They didnt know who he was

I dont think Indians care about race, especially whites, if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.

Geez man I dono. Have you ever been to India?
I don't think I'd want to live there. It would be frustrating to see the constant inefficiencies and shameless exploitation.

>>3158258
>They didnt know who he was
Neither do I. I don't know what degenerate type of family would give their children to strangers wew.

>I dont think Indians care about race, especially whites, if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.
I don't see it desu. As a whole I don't think so and maybe it'll change in the upcoming decades but I know (a few) middle aged people that even mind caste.

>if you're wealthy and educated and open to their customs, the family will be happy to welcome you.
Yeah but that's like pretty much everywhere

I know an Indian guy who returns there on a regular basis. He fucking hates the country, tells me all the time how much of a smelly, dirty shithole it is.

>>3157960
Go apply for an Indian citizenship and move to any cosmopolitan city or himalayas countryside.Live the life.

>>3158026
>same race as european

Pajeet,please

>>3158273
>>3158254
Been there as a white guy in his early 20s. Modern middle class Indian girls WILL come to you, I had some girls explicitly telling me that they would LOVE to date me, but keep in mind that I acknowledge this is probably only happening in places like Mumbai and Delhi and then in their really cosmopolitan parts

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How do I into Aghora?

>>3157960
>I want to feel culturally alive again, and be part of a nation that is not at risk of losing itself.
That's heartbreaking anon. Cultural Marxism is truly a civilization destroying mind virus.

>>3158196
Bose and the INA got absolutely rekt though. And with all due respect to India and its ancient civilisation, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.

>>3157979
Their foods super good.

>>3159494
Their food looks the same going in as it does going out. That's never a good sign, though it is pretty tasty.

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>>3157979

India has the hottest girls and best movies in all of Asia

>>3159508
>muh gurlz

>>3159508
And somehow they keep bothering white wimninz online with horrendous english

>>3157960
India is a multiracial hub...

Kashmiris and Goans are definitely not proud of being "Indian". Few even consider themselves so.

>>3159518

Because all men don't like the women of their own race. For instance I don't really like Irish girls so I bang every other race besides them

>>3159508
they are the dumbest people i have ever spoken on the phone with.

>>3159524
This.

There is not escape anon. The only identity you're allowed to have in a global multicultural regime is with regard to which size and color of customized dildo you want.

>>3157960
Take a shit in your street in front of Indian neighboors.

>>3157993
This.

>>3159702
This. Liberate yourself from the ceramic Jew.

>>3157960
>OP wants to bang and indian chick and wants us to post books about indian history
>however, since he can't stop not posting memes, then he say stupid shit like "Ireland is becoming full of non-white people"


Just say you want to fug her.

>>3159761

This. I don't see why he's ashamed of it, the best gf I ever had was Indian

>>3159198
eat rotten flesh, drink from skull, smoke shit loads of weed get drunk cover self in ash pray to shiva meditate, om namah shivaya x1 billion and you will be liberated

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This is actress is an ex Anglo turned Indian.

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>>3159983
How is she transitioning /his/?

>>3159538
Irish girls are butt ugly. I'm Hungarian and I very much like our girls.

>>3157979
Fuck off and die you retarded mleccha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries

>>3160012
>first thing on the list
>a fucking iron pillar
Stopped reading there

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I see India slowly rising even in 4chan

Is the pendulum meme swinging back? Sounds interesting.

Maybe the 2030 meme is real

>>3159716
Shit where you stand. Like a true son of India.

>>3160060
Toilets by 2030?

>>3160101
Of course!

>>3158047
I don't believe that you understand what "humanities" means

>>3157960
>t. pajeet
Indians are the most insecure bunch on the internet. That nationalist pride is just to front how shitty their country is and how incompetent their gov have been.

99% of their posting boils down to:
>china big bully! india big democracy!
>super power by 2020
>India >POWERGAP> Pakistan despite both being shitholes
>wumao and paki shill accusations
I used to give indians benefit of the doubt but exposure to them has made me realize they're just hypersensitive leafeaters.

>>3160358
>Indians are the most insecure bunch on the internet

Those are the mexicans.

>My culture is dying so I'm just going to convert.
Disgusting.

>>3157960
>This is not a troll post, or a /pol/ post.
This automatically means that's it's both.

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>>3157993
>>3159702
>>3159716
>>3160090
>>3160101
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>>3157960
very telling that the irish would appreciate a culture that involves
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

>>3157960
I don't like the prideful Indians, westernised ones are pretty based though probably because they helped me with a uni project