I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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>>3153804
>invent globalisation
>collapse and leave your nation-child to deal with all its problems
you're welcome, amerisharts

>>3153819
I think it was your ally Portugal that invented globalization

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>>3153804
Blobbed everywhere and then rotted from the inside just like another famous Muslim empire.

Wow, great conquerors.

>>3153804
>empire expands
>period of prosperity
>crisis' occur
>decline
Haha dumb Brits. Its not like this happens to every state in history

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>>3153804
>Cedes colonies back to natives, often not only peacefully but amicably.
>International relations are so good 52 states remain in the commonwealth.
>5 Major nations (Five Eyes) born out of this empire and with it's most powerful inhabitants originating in GB still effectively run the world and are the most desirable places to live
>You speak there language, and your life is so profoundly shaped by them that you literally couldn't imagine an alternative.

I don't think any empire collapsed so well desu

>>3154067
but WHY?

>>3154891
>let's start ww3 over Poland xD
>shit we got BTFO let's sit on our island until we can get our big daddy America to come
>he agrees to come on one condition. That our empire is destroyed
>instead of keeping our empire and just signing a peace treaty we allow our empire to be destroyed
>now 70 years later London is no longer British majority and terror attacks happen every 2 months

>>3154913
Ok, that's a summary fro Bongs, but I'm more interested in the empire cycle in general

>>3153819
Is it not sort of RUDE to call Americans sharts?

>>3154913
What shitposter is this?
Either you're hans or pierre, in which case you suffered much worse in WW2 and currently experience more islamic terrorism
Or you're an Amerishart in which case:
>60% white

>>3154921
>Empire expands
>Empire prospers due to constant acquisition of new lands and territories
>Empire stops expanding or is overextended
Eventually its either the empire weakens over a long time period, eventually civil war or economic disaster causes a decline, or they lose a massive war and get buttraped.

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>>3153804
This is karmic justice

>>3154843
>Cedes colonies back to natives, often not only peacefully but amicably.

Not really. They left quick because conflict and rebellion could easily pop up at any time.

>>3153826
No that's colonialism

>>3155551
Nah, pretty sure that it was the portuguese who had the first global empire

>>3155465
Bonjour, je suis Pierre mon copain :D

>>3155514
Amazing!
A nation of over a billion people, that has been a united power on the world stage for over 50 years, has only JUST surpassed the GDP of a small European nation.
Truly incredible!

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>>3155909
>Britain
>European

>>3153819

Go back to bed grandpa, we're fixing your mess and after we're pulling your life support.

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>>3153804
feels good lad

There are already too many Anglo-Saxons and Celts in this world.

>fight for jews in WW2
>they destroy your country with multiculturalism in less than 100 years