X boo meme thread

>>3137603
>Copenhagen had it coming

They did have it coming.

Is there one for Venice? There needs to be one for Venice.

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>>3138089
As you go forward, the ouiaboo makes more sense

>>3138838
this
Robespierre did nothing wrong

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r8 my oc lads

the irish text says "collaborators should be shot"

>>3139166
You should include a footnote with the translation.

>>3139166
Anti-treaty are the niggers who ruined Ireland, not the pro-treaty guys.

Is there am Aztec/Mexicaboo one of these or am I going to have to make it myself?

>>3139502
that's the joke

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>>3138811
Stage 3, here.

>>3139785
The first one is right but it happened in order to stop the Teutonic Order. Lie by omission.

>>3137604
This one requires a real one with a hisotircal figure.

>>3139680
Everybody in their right mind knows China would be better off had the KMT won.

>>3139680
This is pretty much objectively true

>>3139785
>>3139680
Neither of these are extreme enough to be very funny.

There should be a nordaboo one about Vikings and maybe with Vargs face as the final form

>>3137603
This meme sucks so much.

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>>3137685
>tfw mega ultra deluxe terciboo

>>3141530
no actually it's good

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>>3138089
>tfw I unirocally believe all of this.

>>3142303
I agree with 3 out of 4. But please explain to me how the Chauchat was the most reliable weapon of WW1?

>>3137685
Well I supose that I'm a mega ultra deluxe Terciboo then.

>>3142263
>napoleon's downfall was the cause of his own poor planning and not that of foreign military leaders
so his downfall caused his own poor planning? I think a frenchman wrote his.

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R8 fresh new OC

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>>3142309
Well, maybe not THE most reliable weapon of the war, but certainly not as bad as the memes say. It was a crude but very effective weapon. The bad reputation and jamming myths comes from the American re-chambered version, but it was rarely used in combat. The Germans spent the entire war developing the MP 18 and even when it was done, very few reached the frontlines. But the French grabbed a easy to make, pre-war design and were able to quickly make thousands of them and ship them to the front. And a gun like that, mobile and fully automatic was an huge advantage. Though, admittedly the skeleton magazine was a design flaw for trench combat.

>>3142389
Thank you!

>>3142383
>>3142263
>>3138089

I literally see nothing wrong with these...

>>3138811
>tfw there is literally nothing wrong with either of these

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>>3138089

>>3142467
Who is Emile Berthier?

>>3142303
I hate you France fags so goddamn much

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>>3142528
:^)

>>3142582
Huh? Where's the second world war frog?

>>3142303
Because you're delusional.

>>3142625
t.kraut

>>3140042
he did nothing wrong

>>3142631
Anglo, actually.

>>3142599
German labor camp

>>3142599
The guys who made this picture most likely would prefer the French soldier in WW2 as being a member of SS Charlemagne, so that wouldn't really fit the propaganda.

Seriously it would have been perfect without the fucking FN frog at the end.

>>3137685
>not plvs vltra

>>3142759
This.

>>3142759
Or potentially a french woman being railed by the occupiers.

>>3139502
>anti-treaty are the niggers who ruined Ireland
How was that? (inb4 'michael collins would've been the best leader ever in history!!!1!' and 'muh catholic church')

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there was an attempt

>>3142808
Excellent.

>>3142582
>le Reddit frog
Get out French cuck

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>>3139785
tried ot make it funnier

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>>3139166
ah, you beat me to it

>>3142902
>the nine years war was a close one
Sounds about right, it was going well until the Spanish screwed up the landing.

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My first attempt at OC be gentle

>>3139166
>burdenboo
Back to junior infants with you

>>3142582
>the last frog

Ruined a would be good Image

>>3142943
It's not like the irish did a very good job

>O'Neill controlled the ridge, and intended to fight for it, with support from Aguila, O'Donnell, and Tyrell on multiple sides. Del Águila, the Spanish commander, was an experienced soldier and put up a fierce defense. His instructions were, however, to hold the town until the Irish army came down from Ulster to combine with them. When neither of his allies showed signs of movement, O'Neill ordered a retreat into the marshes, hoping to mire the English cavalry in the soft land. In the end, the Irish were overpowered by the English cavalry, who charged through O'Neill's men, and prevented a flanking maneuver by O'Donnell.

>The tactics showed that the Irish infantry were poorly trained for pitched battle in formation against a well drilled professional army. It also showed up the English cavalry techniques using the lance, as compared with the Irish method of no stirrup and overhead spear throwing.

>The Irish army left the field in some disorder while the supporting Spanish army led by Ocampo tried to hold up the English charge and the ensuing massacre of the Irish. Most of the Irish fled back to Ulster, though a few remained to continue the war with O’Sullolivan Beare and Dermot Maol MacCarthy Reagh.

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>>3142217
>>3142311
Monarquia universal when?

>>3142965
It's nice, I like.

>>3137603
Someone make a persia version of this

>>3142965
decent

>>3142484
The guy who designed the Berthier rifles.

>>3142877
Definetly improved, but the text for #3 is still a bit too wordy.

>>3142965
lol

>>3143430
"thermopylae was justified, xerxes did nothing wrong"

>>3142799
Because regardless of your thoughts on Collins and his crew, the one thing Ireland absolutely could not do was withstand a full-scale conflict with The British.

The literal only justification of the anti-treaty people was "guys we're so so close to literally brits out so giving up now would be stupid!!!!" despite the fact that a continued conflict would not only likely undo all their efforts but leave the nation in utter tatters.

The fact that Collins and his full crew would have been an incredible set of statesmen is entirely besides the point, anti-treaty people were utterly and absolutely deluded.

>>3143811
More like, "there is nothing wrong with making eunuchs"

>>3142902
What's that hat called?

Also who's the guy

>>3142902
>Tanistry
Explain. Is it a Crusader Kings thing?

>>3144047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanistry
Basically it's like an elective monarchy but instead of just the monarch's children, anyone from the dynasty can be elected.

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>>3138811
>>3139937
>Modern """""""""""""elections"""""""""""""
>Fewer than 10 stages.
Fucking corrupt meme-republics...

>>3137604
>>3137603
I don't understand, nothing they say is wrong?

>>3139952
Are you saying Lindybeige isn't a historical figure?

>>3142965
Nice but who will be a ZImbaboo?

>>3144254
Why was this perfect election system never taken on by other countries?

>>3144410
I unironically think that Venice should be taken more seriously as a political model. There's never been a more stable state.

>>3144460
They lasted so long, it's a shame Napoleon had to ruin it.

requesting one for ancient athens

>>3144538
1. The Golden Age was the birth of Western Civilization!
2. Marathon and Salamis were more important than Thermopylae and Platea. Athens saved Greece!
3. The Sicilian Expedition was a good idea at the time.
4. The strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must. The Melians had it coming.

>>3143811
Persians were justified invading Greece tho

>>3144610
someone make this, on the double

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I tried.

>>3145396
It's good.

>>3143116
The "they almost won" thing is less down to Irish soldiers being great (at only a few very select moments in history has Ireland ever stopped being assfucked by invaders long enough to have competent fighters) but moreso about the fact that they almost broke England.

O'Neill could never really mount an offensive on England, but could only drain them through the conflict in Ireland. That he did; England was brought so close to complete and utter bankruptcy by the war that O'Neill and the others were offered full pardons and got to keep their lands.

It's one of those wars where had things gone even just a little bit differently that the affects could have been huge.

>>3142877
>>3139785
Why not quote John of Falkenberg directly for III. or IV.?

e.g.

>the Emperor has the right to slay even peaceful infidels simply because they are pagans
or
>the Poles should be exterminated even more than the infidels

>>3145396
>Recognising a fictional genocide
You are no Roachboo.

>>3145938
This, a roach Will say something like "armenians were deported for their own safety, accidents happens"

>>3145988
>>3145938
>"the armenian genocide didn't happen but it should have"

>>3145860
>they thought those were reasonable ideas to trot out at an ecumenical council of the entire catholic church

absolute state of the teutonic order

>>3143011
>>burdenboo
what did he mean by this?

>>3145860
>the Poles should be exterminated even more than the infidels
Holy shit, that's pretty extreme. That would make a perfect last line.

>>3146577
>>3145860
What's the context for this?

>>3138811
This is unironically all true
>>3139166
As is this

>>3142643
both hopelessly polluted pseudo-races

>>3146666
>Teutonic Order crusading against pagan Lithuania
>Poland manages to convince Lithuanian leaders to peacefully convert to Catholicism and ally with them
>Teutonic Order spergs out, declares war on Poland and invades it in a 'crusade'
>gets absolutely BTFO, grand master and most of the knights die in battle
>the matter gets raised at ecumenical council of Constance
>Polish side argues that launching 'crusades' against Catholic kingdoms makes no sense plus the Teutonic knights are killing populations which are already in the process peacefully converting
>Teutonic Order (John of Falkenberg in particular) side argues that the Lithuanian conversion was insincere, slaughtering peaceful infidels for being infidels is perfectly okay, the Polish king is a mad dog, and "The Poles deserve death for defending infidels, and should be exterminated even more than the infidels; they should be deprived of their sovereignty and reduced to slavery."
>council imprisons John of Falkenberg for libel and tells the Teutonic Order to Deal With It

>>3138838
DESU tianamen square saved china from ending up like the Soviet Union

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OC, though I doubt there are many Iceaboos here

>>3146905
I can't see anything wrong on it.

>>3146905
>not the anglo-saxons had it coming

>>3146905
Hadrada was the last true vikang

>>3139166
i liked how you used the original goidelic script

>>3138811
The BYEzantines did have it coming though, the duplicitous shits

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>>3139680
>having factually correct and educated opinions somehow makes you a "X-boo"
Hello mainland communist scum.

>>3138089
As a frenchie, the last one triggers me a lot

>>3138811
Stage 4 here.

What do I win.

>>3142528
>>3142599
>>3142834
>>3142789
Have sex.

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>>3137603
Posting my OC

>>3147571
10/10

>>3147571

Still need to add tier 5

any white russia or australia edits?

>>3145860
Lmao, the Order is like a Lawful Evil faction or something.

>>3147672
I've been trying to make an Australia one for days but there's nothing you can write.

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Some old OC of mine

>>3147571
fuck off anglo

>>3147710
I feel lke it would scale better if he had a confederate cap before he upgrades to the KKK memecap

>>3147704
>Don Bradman was the greatest sportsman in world history
>Without John Monash the Entente would have never beaten the Germans

Also I did once see a book about how Australia and it's allies defeated Japan in WW2, but it's not really a common sentiment

>>3147717
>The Owen gun was the best SMG of WW2
might work

>>3147715
Yeah, that and it shouldn't have been Jefferson Davies, he didn't have much to do with the klan. But meh, maybe someone can improve it

>>3147723
True, and maybe some wanking over Tobruk. Or how the NVA shat their pants everytime they heard an Australian accent.

>>3147723
No wait, scratch that and all of the above. What do Australians wank about the most? Cricket and Gallipoli

So keep the Bradman thing, or something about the Ashes. And something about the Australians winning at Gallipoli

>>3147704
stage 4 could be "ned kelly reincarnate" with a eureka flag

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>>3147744
I was thinking that, I've also got the 4 stages written down
>Australiaboo Lite - Australian football is the only true football
>Australiaboo - Australia is the last bastion of British culture
>Extreme Australiaboo -Without Galipoli all of the Balkans would be speaking Turkish
>Ned Kelly Incarnate - The Emu War was a false flag

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here's some more OC

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fuck forgot the eyes

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For those who don't get it: http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.681525

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>>3147749
I can think of so many it's hard to pick
>Australiaboo Lite - Convict ancestry and harsh landscape makes a strong people
>Australiaboo - White Australia wasn't so bad, they let in Greeks and Italians after the war
>Extreme Australiaboo - Japan's Racial Equality Proposal was an affront to national sovereignty
>Ned Kelly Incarnate - There were never any Aboriginals in Tasmania

>>3147898
>no cork hat

>>3147966
Shit!

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I'm putting too much thought into this gay ass meme.

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>>3145860
>>3146827
>the Teutonic defence against accusations of abuses against pagans and fellow Christians alike was "of course we did and it's a good thing!"

>>3145396
Kek'd at tier 4

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first time, r8

>>3148132

Got me at "What do you mean incest is bad?"

>>3137685
>lose a city to some north sea Pirates of the Caribbean LARPers

>>3147710
Sounds about right

>>3137603
Carthagoboo
>Carthagoboo lite
Hannibal was one of the greatest generals of all time!

>Carthagoboo
Carthage's naval supremacy made them the greatest trade power for centuries!

>Extreme Carthagoboo
Hannibal wasn't given enough support, the bad guys won.

>Priest of Ba'al incarnate
Child sacrifice was necessary for social order and cohesion

>>3149024
Isn't the second one kinda true?

>>3149024
Everything except the last one is correct desu

>>3149038
Shit guess I meme'd wrong. Thought the first two were supposed to be not really controversial, the third controversial, the last ridiculous.

>>3149074
>Last one incorrect
Sure, Roman

What would y'all suggest then?

Spanish republicanboo
>Franco only won because no foreign power supported the republic
>the defense of madrid was one of the most corageous moments in history
>CNT was a positive force in the life of the spanish people
>The clergy had it coming

>>3149113
All true

>Anglo-Saxonboo
>the Britons needed a strong force to resist the Picts
>The fyrds were an effective system compared to Frankish feudalism
>Harold Godwinson was the true heir to England
>King Arthur was a Saxon and he was Emperor of Rome

>>3143116
The Irish did quite well in most of the other battles of the Nine Years War, it seems they weren't great at fighting offensively rather than defensively though. The winter attrition from marching down from Ulster to relieve the Spanish didn't help either.

>>3149225
Arthur was Welsh.

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>>3149410
Arthur was a Saxon king of England
The Welsh are just Anglo-Saxon subjects

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I'm surprised there are none form Commonwealth.
The last one should be either "Ukrainians had it comming" or "Poland will restore the Intermarium"
The last one is actually happening though.

>>3147571
Hell yes bitch

>>3149410
This
>>3149766
Idiot

>>3149906
Tankies actually dislike the Khmer Rouge because they were a CIA asset

>>3149782
>The last one should be either "Ukrainians had it comming" or "Poland will restore the Intermarium"

>not "Poland is the Christ of Nations"

>>3149782
>The Swedes should return all the stolen goods.
>The partitions were one of the greatest tragedies in history.
>If it wasn't for the PLC, all of Europe would be under turkish rule.

>>3150060
They're supposed to be over the top not painfully true.
Burke agreed that the partition was a tragedy that undermined the balance in Europe.

>>3150054
>The Vatican should be moved to Warsaw

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Own OC also S*rbia was a mistake

>>3139680
>Dai Li
What's next, flying bison actually existed?

>>3150054
>>3150060
>>3150090
I'll try to make one, give me few minutes.

>>3137603
>Copenhagen had it coming

What does this refer to?

>>3150531
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Copenhagen_(1807)

>>3150468
Fuckin'kek this is good

Reichboo lite: Bismarck was the greatest statesman of his time.
Reichboo: Alsace-Lorraine rightfully belongs to Germany.
Hardcore Reichboo: World War I was the French's fault.
Kaiser incarnate: the Herero had it coming

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>>3150468
>the first one

>The new state borders had cut Galicia off from many of its traditional trade routes and markets of the Polish sphere, resulting in stagnation of economic life and decline of Galician towns. Lviv lost its status as a significant trade center. After a short period of limited investments, the Austrian government started the fiscal exploitation of Galicia and drained the region of manpower through conscription to imperial army. The Austrians decided that Galicia should not develop industrially but remain an agricultural area that would serve as a supplier of food products and raw materials to other Habsburg provinces. New taxes were instituted, investments were discouraged, and cities and towns were neglected
>As a result of Galician poverty, Galician peasants were too malnourished to work properly, and had little immunity to diseases such as cholera, typhus, smallpox and syphilis.[3] Stauter-Halsted describes a vicious circle in which Galician peasants worked "lethargically because [they were] inadequately nourished and [not living] better because [they] work too little."[3] Frank quotes Szepanowski: "every resident of Galicia does one-quarter of a man's work and eats one-half of a man's food."[6] The near constant famines in Galicia, resulting in 50,000 deaths a year, have been described as endemic.

>>3150468
Former partition victim here. The first one is true. Austria in 1840s did some heinous Russia-tier shit but Austria-Hungary was chill.

>>3149090
Nah, the ideal progression, if you're basing it off the original Wehraboo one, goes

>First one: Wrong, but something widely believed.
>Second one: ridiculous and unprovable, more an assertion of values than a claim of fact
>Third one: Now objectively wrong with statements of values overlaid upon it,
>Fourth one: Blatantly ridiculous, nobody could possibly believe this unless you're drinking serious cool-aid.

I would do something like

>Hannibal was about to win the 2nd Punic War, if he followed up on Cannae
>Rome's rise to power was a disaster for the Mediterranean world, Carthage would be a better pick.
>Hanno sabotaged the battle of Dertosa so he could send the reinforcements to Spain and not Italy.
>Child sacrifice was a necessary part of a viable culture.

(Pardon, I know they're heavily slanted towards the Hannibal war; I don't know much Carthaginian history, only really military history.)

>>3150627
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galician_slaughter

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>>3150060
>>3150054
>>3150090
Alright the thing's finished. English is not my first language and I'm tired as fuck coming from work so I'm sure you can keep a blind eye on any gramatical errors there might be.

>>3150682
What about Belarus then?

>>3150627
>>3150649
The thing is all the natural trade routes from that area go up north, mostly via the Vistula. To the south there are the Carpathians and in general hard land to travel or conduct trade over. There was pretty much only one trade route (dating back to the middle ages) going by land from Krakow through Moravia to Bohemia. The Austrians connected that with their road system in the Duchy of Teschen and that was the end of it until the 1850s-1860s when railways appeared.

So via the partition land grab Austria ended up with a province on the other side of mountains which was now disconnected from essential infrastructure.

>>3150697
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Belarus
See: Polonization

>>3150697
Shame that by the time there was an idea for a triple kingdom together with Ruthenia everybody was too angry at each other. In the 20th century Piłsudski had an idea for a federal Intermarium state. It never took off (until now I guess) but he still allied himself with different countries in the region against the Bolsheviks. So there's that at least. Maybe that's why no one ever mentions Belarus in this context. It was one of the countries that didn't make it. Just like Ukraine.

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>>3150719
While other nations have actual genocides.
Step up your game Poland.
The Wild East during the 17th century is still the biggest mess.

>>3150806
Well to be fair I considered the Pawłokoma Massacre too but it's only one text so I can just change it anytime. Post suggestions boys or just edit it yourselves, I'm gonna go to sleep because it was a damn long day.

>>3150841
Definitely a comment from one noble who said that Cossacks are like nails and need to be trimmed down from time to time. Shit like this made the Polish-Lithuanian-Ruthenian Commonwealth more distant. Of course because of (voluntary) Polonization of Lithuanian and Ruthenian elite it's not always clear when one nationality begins or ends so sometimes they were oppressing their own people.

>>3142655
UNDERRATED

>>3149952
I'm memeing
4th stage is supreme exaggeration

>>3138811
DO IT AGAIN ENRICO DANDOLO

>>3138838
>not sinoboo

>>3146005
I remember reading a huge roachpost that ended with this

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>no Ameriaboos

>>3151313
>twin towers had it coming

>>3139166
should be >collaborators had it coming

>>3151313
>amerijoos

>>3151313
>1st about how justified the American Revolution was
>2nd about how west coast is rightfuly theirs and Mexicans had it coming
>3rd about how atom bombs and Tokyo raids were not enough
>4th about how America is the main keeper of peace in the world

>>3147410
Fuck off back to /sci/ dog eating Taiwanese.

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>>3147966
>tfw unironically a Ned Kelly incarnate

>>3148003
Man that's Ned Kelly not Bob Hawke

>>3151455
Replace 4 with "the Iraq War was a humanitarian operation" or "the Contras were the moral equivalent of the founding fathers"

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Idk how to make these but heres my idea for a Byzantine one.
Byzboo lite
>The shield of Europe!
Byzboo
>Byzantine is a fake name, it was the Roman empire!
Extreme Byzboo
>Blinding is the most humane form of capital punishment
Andronikos Incarnate
>Latins had it coming.

This is basically me.

>>3151313
Ameriboo lite: The Americans beat the best army in the world in the name of freedom during the Revolution
Ameriboo: The Constitution is perfectly constructed to be able to adapt to any situation and has literally no flaws
Murriboo: America is literally the only free 1st world country on Earth. Everyone else is a socialist traitor to Democracy.
Andrew Jackson Incarnate: The Injuns had no right to any land in North America and were basically squatters.

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>>3139952

>>3152392
>not "the irish aren't people"
cmon man

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>>3144610
I'm unironically a level 3 Delianboo if you change it to
>The Sicilian Expedition would've worked if Alcibiades hadn't broken those stone cocks and gotten himself exiled

>>3152404
He didn't though. Dude got framed.

>>3152453
I know, but it's funnier if it implies that he actually did

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>>3142655

>>3142303
>french
>straight blonde hair and blue eyes

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>>3151313
Fresh from the vietnamese ricefeilds

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>>3142655

>>3149782
Commonwealthboo lite
>winged hussars were the greatest millitary unit in history
Commonwealthboo
>Poles single handedly stopped the Turkish conquest of Europe in the battle of Vienna
Extreme Commonwealthboo
>The Commonwealth could conquer Russia effortlessly but didn't because the country was worthless
Sarmatian incarnate
>Ukraine (capitalized)
> >>>/x/

>>3152673
Great. The third one needs a small correction. It should be "because the nobles were worthless" or "the monarch was worthless" so it would make sense.
In reality it was because he didn't want his boy to change the religion so it's not too far off.

>>3152725
I meant 'Russia was worthless', it's supposed to be obviously false. The fact that the king and his nobility kept fucking up is objectively true, which would be missing the point.

>>3138089
>The Terror was an act of self-defense

>>3138089
better with "terror is an emanation of virtue."

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Fuck I'm tired, maybe I'll make a better one another day.

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>>3144041
it's a caubeen

the guy is Hugh "laying low the Anglo" O'Neill

>>3147996
But all of these are true

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Some OC. I chose these because I unironically believe everything on here.

>>3137603
>>3137604
anyway all of the above

>>3147503
t. monarchist

>>3139491
if you can't read you don't pass no.4

>>3142808
I don't even like Switzerland but I agree with all of these.

especially the Burgundian one

>>3147571
perfect

Aztecboo:

Aztecboo lite - truly the most advanced mathematics and architecture in the world at the time

Aztecboo acolyte: xochiyaoyotl is a more civilized form of warfare. Aztecs wouldn't see the big deal with white walkers.

Aztecboo hardcore: Spain needs to pay reparations, and human sacrifice is essential to good governance. Cholula had it coming.

Full Altepetl-dweller - I bought the sunset invasion DLC

>>3153215
but what if Mao was the one the mandate chosen?

>>3154779
nice

>>3155185
Kek, well done