>You will never sail into the unknown and reach a different world with your Spanish bros
>You will never taste the unknown sweets of the Americas
>You will never get a piece of that exotic brown tribe ass
>You will never be worshipped as god
the time of adventures is over
>born too late to visit uncharted lands, enslave the liberal IQ inhabitants, exploit the minerals and resources they walked on daily
>born too early to colonize the stars and return home with cargo frieghters of rare minerals to your robot famalam
>born just in time to see the Greatest Wall Ever be built and get a job in Office of Degeneracy Eradiction as Friendly Pusher where you help liberlas and degenerates take the last step off the 300ft wall to meet thier nongender specific diety in liberal utopia..
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