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What is the best Christian text, and why is it the Confessions of St. Augustine?
From sentence fucking one this guy starts listing scripture left and right, proving it (not proving the Trinity, proving the scriptures ffs), pointing out flaws in preachers' teachings, using casual analysis to discern the true nature of Him.
Example: You know that theoretical mathematical question "does the set of all sets contain itself?" Well, motherfuckers, this guy was asking this question about God over 1600 years ago, the fuck have you done today?
Page fucking 2: "Since, then, Thou fillest heaven and earth, do they contain Thee? Or, as the contain Thee not, dost Thou fill them, and yet there remains something over? And where dost Thou pour forth that which remaineth of Thee when the heaven and earth are filled? Or, indeed, is there no need that Thou who constainest all things shouldest be contained of any, since those things which Though fillest Though fillest by containing them?"
>spellchecker has an aneurysm after typing that
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Gospel of Nicodemus
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My favourite is the book that says the world is 6000 years old and about to meet its end covered in flames, but fear not because a jewish zombie will arrive flying and take you away to a new world.
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>>3105461
This is basically the religion board, do you make it a habit to go around on every religious post and spread your atheist shills?
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>*writes profound logical arguments about the beauty and existence of God*
>"Therefore we must eat God literally every Sunday. Also if you masturbate and don't say sorry to Jesus you go to hell."
???????
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>>3105476
I'm not atheist.
If you believe something that can be made fun of is precisely your problem, not the problem of the rest.
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>>3105461
>he doesn't know about basic hermeneutics
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>>3105450
>Thou
>fillest
>Thee
Cringed.
While I understand it maybe an old translation, middle English is just cringeworthy, and its' use doesn't make it any smarter.
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