Name a country with a more boring history than America

>>3097280
Any other country in the new world. They're all as dull as each other.

>>3097285
Guatemala sounds nice. Has a mango or guava drink sound to it. Also Uruguay is better sounding than all those countries that end in 'land' as if they couldn't be less creative.

>>3097280
Canada

your mother

>>3097280
>American history
But that's an oxymoron, Anon

Delaware is so boring the Wikipedia outline goes straight from 1787 to Hurricane Isabel in 2003. The most boring part of America hands down.

Sorry that we didn't have autistic incest breed monarchs do make things interesting

>>3097280
San Marino. Irrelevant since their inception, and all that's ever really happened to them historically is important people commenting on their irrelevance. Even their foundation is completely uninteresting.

>>3097280
>went from 0 to superpower in 2 centuries
>boring

what do you think is an exciting history?