What would be the effect of all humans suddenly turning into

>>3091542
literal lizardmen conspiracy

>>3091542
I wonder what cognitive changes would arise as a consequence? Would cannibalism rise?

Stage one: 90-95% of people die

Stage two: the handful that haven't died learn how to practice agriculture

Stage three: Mesopotamia-tier lizard agricultural societies manage to access some old books, and rapidly tech up to electricity, BOS steelmaking, machine tools, and eventually microchips

Stage four: Lizards exceed humans, because they started out their global civilization with much better technology, and because you can fit more lizards on earth before you start to run into resource shortages.

Stage five: adorable little lizard hats

>>3091542
Goddammit, professor

*shoots web*

>>3091569
>Stage five: adorable little lizard hats
I'd like to know more about these hats. How can we expedite their invention?

>>3091645
At first it'll just be acorns, tulip heads, and other concave forms of plant matter.

Ideally it will escalate to tiny pope hats or little astronaut helmets, as the lizard-people reach out into the cosmos with their tiny little paws.

Everyone would die

"There's always a bigger fish" -the phantom menace