new thread for /his/ games
i'm rooting for jeb bush
>>3090879
I think the onion will win
>>3090879
bump
lel kim
>>3090905
gunnin for mah boy suleiMAN
>>3090907
Cato is gonna kill Suleiman with a pillar
>>3090879
JEB!
you all underestimated his power
>inb4 rommel steals supplies from benito
Machiavelli will backstab someone after he forms an alliance, calling it first
>>3091193
>threaten a double suicide
>fail and die
>>3091205
I was thinking about the same thing.
>>3091193
That's Machiavelli for you
>>3091283
>Mosley has the bomb
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3091107
This.
>>3091193
>Gavrilo Princip
>"""Unknown""" sponsor
>>3091324
>I shall light a flame that the ages shall not extinguish!
>Oh fuck...
>>3091338
mosley_irl
please stop sending explosives to mosley
youre making him too strong
>>3091836
YEB AND BISMARCK WILL WIN EWEWWWEWWEW
>>3091827
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO KILL HIM
"nice cavalry charge you got there"
is there gonna be a new one?
I can do another one, but it's mroe fun if people pick the candidates, no?
Can't really think up people right now either.
Vercingetorix and Yang Kyoungjong
>>3094159
Nezahualcoyotl for new world representation and Mother Teresa for the lulz.
Alright lads, 4 down, 20 to go
>>3094316
>>3094316
Muh man
25 % done, come on lads
Lauri Törni
>>3094376
F I N L A N D
I
N
L
A
N
D
Helen Keller
>>3094376
Okay, how about Trotsky, Joan of Arc, Ian Smith, FDRs legs, and Willy II?
Condolleza Rice
>>3094376
the memester himself
Vlad III Drăculești, the man with the glorious locks and a strange fetishism over impalement.
>>3094402
After reading Draculesti I thought you were the turkposter and had shopped him into wearing a turban or fez
>>3094408
Not a turk poster, but god damn that funny as shit. So, does he look better in a turban or a fez?
Elizabeth Bathory and Miyamoto Musashi?
Frederick II
diogenes
pls OP
>>3094444
With Quads like that, of course.
Added Lindy in his team, because they'd fit together well.
4 spots left.
>>3094486
>Vlad the Implyer
Thanks for making my day OP.
Do you think Vlad and Elizabeth would get along with eachother?
Pancho Villa
Two left, then we go.
>>3094486
Chang Kai-Shek
>>3094499
I would be actually scared if those two got along and we're born at the same time. Two get married and have loving, sadistic, children together.
>>3094515
Aw yeah, Finnish Gruesome Twosome Torni and Mannerheim
Fuck it, added the last one myself.
WE ARE READY TO GO
>>3094543
>random Mongol Horse Archer
It that guy survives, he's going to be the new khan.
>>3094543
Is district 10 the shitposting district?
>>3094550
They're the unbeatable troops, anon.
>>3094552
Aye, changed a little in the districts to make them thematically more fitting, 4 is the Finnish powerhouse, 6 is the French qts, 8 are the sadistic evils, 9 are the legendary Asian unbeatables.
Gonna grab some food, then we can go. PLACE YOUR BETS PEOPLE
>>3094584
Vlad will win for sure.
>>3094584
Go Charlie you inbred motherfucker!
>>3094584
Napoleonette! vive l'emperess!
>>3094597
>VLAD THE MAN!
>IF HE CAN'T DO IT!
>WE'LL ALL BE UNDER OTTOMAN RULE!
>>3094620
She's got a dick tho
IT'S ON:
Punished Yang dies right away, Miyamoto goes full "Nothin Personell kid" on Trotsky-
>>3094636
nah don't worry bro, it's a very feminine penis
>>3094647
>>3094655
STOP BULLYING CHARLES
>>3094680
oh shit Voltaire has the explosives
And day 1 has ended. RIP Yang, Trotsky and Vercingetorix, better luck next time lads.
Hunger games - /cm/ edition
Seriosuly, waht's with the sudden homoeroticism?
Finally a heterosexual couple. Also RIP the unbeatable warrior.
>>3094680
>Elizabeth question her sanity
Can't make this shit up.
>>3094706
>Also RIP the unbeatable warrior.
NOOOOOOOOOO. HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE NEXT KKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soo... are you guys gonna kill eachother or something?
Guess not...
>>3094723
And that concludes the very romantic but otherwise uneventful Day 2. RIP Chang Kai-Shek and the Mongolian Horse Archer.
> Who won the 100 years war now, LindyBITCH?
>>3094734
NOOOOOOO NOT CHARLIE
While the Franco-Anglo relations don't look to good on the Lindy-Joan side, can Napoleonette and Ian Smith make up for it?
First he got explosives, now he makes a slingshot, what's Voltaire planning?
And that concludes day 4. RIP Lindy, Condi Rice, our precious Charlie and Helen Keller.
>>3094758
I meant 3 day.
The Finnish dynamic duo are doing quite well for themselves.
>>3094768
And that concludes day 4, RIP Mother Teresa and Miyamoto Musashi.
One of the Finns will win
These lazy faggots won't even kill eachother anymore.
THANK YOU DIOGENES, fucking finally.
>>3094787
And that concludes Day 5, RIP Pancho Villa. Nezahualcoyotl and Frederick the Great, all of whom died like complete pussies.
The Finnish dynamic duo is seriously looking pretty potent here.
AND THE FRENCH QT:S ARE DOWN!
Can mad Vlad prevent total Finnish Victory?!
Vlad's certainly determined to take down the Finns.
And that concludes day 6. RIP Voltaire, Elizabeth Bathory, Diogenes, Ian Smith, Joan of Arc, Napoleonette and Lauri Törni.
Only Vlad, Sherman and Mannerheim left, now.
OH FUCK YOU
What a fucking waste.
Good fortune and victory will come to you, but onlt if you reply 'Keep marching, Sherman' to this post
>>3094869
Goddamn Sherman, Both Mad Vlad, the Finnish dynamic duo AND the French Qt:s would've been a better winner.
Eternal Anglo strikes again, ruining everything for everyone.
>>3094884
t. butthurt Georgian
>>3094869
>fails to convince Sherman not to kill him
[jubilee intensifies]
>>3094879
Keep Marching, Sherman
>>3094879
Keep marching, Sherman
Next game I vote Haile Selassie
cnut the great will crush the cunts
>>3094884
>Vlad Died
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAD SUCH HOPE FOR YOU!!!!!!!
God fucking dammit Sherman, and Vlad my man killed 4 motherfucking people.
Good night Vlad III Drăculești. Good night, sweet prince.
....So another one OP?
new game
this is what we have so far
put in your suggestions anons
Enoch Powell
>>3096712
Thanks to see you back man! Seeing that my boy Vlad III Drăculești bit the dust to fucking Sherman of all people, I've got a request. My new man, Basilios II the mother fucking Bulgar Slayer!
so far so good anons!
>>3096788
S H E R M A N
AGAIN
>>3096788
Add this man
>>3096821
Fuck. You.
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ãœbermench Charlie
>>3096788
A man!
This guy should be able to bamboozle a few people.
>>3096788
Jimmy Carter.
>A new challenger appears
>>3091107
2nd dat
Ancient Finnish God Emperor
Väinämöinen
Prince of Orange
>Stop and add me also I'm humanities
>>3096788
Lavrentiy Beria
Just a few more!
>>3096942
Let's add some more melanin for extra flavor and diversity.
>>3096942
Attila the Hun, Claudio Pizarro, Cleopatra, Leonardo da Vinci
>>3096942
>>3096942
>If I lose it's the Armenian Peoples' fault
How can you go without King Boris!?
some IRA dude
Final List
>>3097024
>Turksquad
>Slavsquad
>Egyptian squad
>Italysquad
>>3097026
(((((
LET'S GOO
Add Lautaro.
>>3097046
based enoch
>>3097046
>varg
>sharing like a socialist
>>3094879
Keep marching, Sherman
based beria
>>3097092
>Egyptians getting help from an unknown sponsor
AYY LMAO
>>3094760
>Vlad the Impaler protecting Diogenes from Mother Theresa's "Charity"
lol
Selassie and Mussolini discussing the games
hmmm...
>>3097092
The NKVD is comming for you Varg!
"Lolnardo" Da Vinci
>>3096942
>M4 Sherman
I'm surprisingly fine with this.
PUT COLLINS IN THE NEXT ONE
mussolini idolizing hitler so much he even learned to shit himself to death
RETARD STRENGTH STRIKES AGAIN!
>>3097159
Even in the Hunger Games, Tutankhamen suffers head trauma and dies.
>>3097164
Charlie confirmed high test and alpha.
>>3097164
calling it now
cleopatras gonna kill orange
rip charlie
>>3097230
FUCK YOU WILLIAM
>>3097230
>The leader of independent Netherlands kills the leader of Spain
It's like pottery, it rhymes
Called it
AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER
Make sure to add king Boris and Uncle Ho in the next one!
>>3097274
>nimrod convinces jimmy carter not to kill him and to kill himself instead
Speech 100
Put Aristotle in the next one
>>3097275
>plato as a chicken
Subtle kek.
Add Lautaro
Next one put a Sea Peoples warrior.
Put Nietzsche in the next one
these are the people so far
I would like to nominate heracles for the next one.
Nefertiti for some we wuzzery potential.
I would like Salome added.
L O N G B O Y
Heavy lack of deus vult. Put a random crusader.
>>3097385
Average /his/ user
Charlie's sister shall continue on in his place.
J.R.R. Tolkien
>>3097270
no fuk u
>>3097362
put in Olga
7 more guise
just a few more
neanderthal
The Maya queen, Lady Six Sky
Viriathus
>>3097389
I'm curious what a 4chan battle royale would be like between boards.
>>3097417
Uh, I think you mean Neyandertal, thank you
>>3097274
FUCK YES! NIMROD MY MAN!
Vercingetorix
>>3097434
/fit/ would be the last one if it was melee only, /k/ would do some damage too, /b/ /v/ and /g/ would be the first ones to die
Just put hera if we're missing a girl.
Final lineup
>>3097466
Looking good let's go
EVERY HUEY LONG A KING
>>3097484
>Harrison dies before he can actually do anything
Pottery.
>>3097484
op ded?
>>3097520
Nah he has to stitch up the photos in paint.
>>3094879
Keep marching, Sherman
>>3097520
>>3097527
thanks anon
>>3097362
Hong Xiuquan
>>3097541
>Viriathus picks flowers
I hope he wins
>>3097541
>an oversized leprechaun is able to kill hercules the hercules way
wat
proof /his/ users are crazy
>>3097561
Aristotle looking to get some of that hot egyptian puss.
>>3097561
>proof /his/ users are crazy
I think we should be worrying about Huey Long and Michael Collins, two personalities who used their speech for power, teaming up with the literal ooga booga
>>3097561
>That Huey/Michael/Neanderthal discussion
>Long and Collins actually have a serious debate while Neanderthal is in the corner making weird grunting noise
>>3097588
V I R I A T H U S, the master of ambushes
>>3097588
Yay my tendies have arrived.
>>3097588
>The Frenchman exploits Ho Chi Minh for resources
holy shit
what if his user does it
>>3097588
>Collins being merciful
>Passes out
YERRAH
>>3097609
All my bois are still alive, also
>YOU CAN'T AMBUSH THE AMBUSHER
>>3097621
>Collins leading a flying column of the IRA, Ferdinand, a Crusader and Viriathus
jesus wept
/his/ and collins talk about the eternal anglo
>>3097649
I don't want to keep shitposting but Viriathus is killing it
>>3097649
>neanderthal serveraly injures IRA dude then puts him out of his misery
You fool, that's what Collins wanted all along! Now the revolution truly begins!
the friendship between collins and neanderthal is slowly developing
>>3097687
EVERY MAN A KING
>>3097710
wtf aristotle
V I R I A T H U S is unkillable!
>>3097736
fuck
>>3097736
HOLY SHIT, irl Viriathus kept ambushing the Romans and he always won
>>3097742
Oh shit his user is going to pull this off.
wtf aristotle
>>3097742
I won't be sad of Viriathus' death if /his/ user wins
>>3097752
It was out of pity.
holy shit
place your bets KINGFISH or /his/
>>3097752
> Your punishment musht be more shevere
>>3097771
EVERY MAN A KING
>>3097771
WE CAN DO IT
>>3097771
If /ourguy/ get prime egyption poon and wins the hunger games, that'd be amazing, quads confirms it happens
FUCK YOU /HIS/
EVERY MAN A KING
SHARE THE WEALTH
OP pls
>>3097801
L O N G B O Y
>>3097801
That guy didn't deserve to win
>>3097801
What would his guy's dying words?
>>3097814
>for you
> 1st battle: Ramesses wins doing nothing
> 2nd battle: Fucking Goddamn Sherman snags it from the memerific Dynamic Finnish Duo, Mad Vlad on a rampage, and the Qt Frenchies
> 3rd: Motherfucking Long snatches it right out of /ourguy/
Why is this app so anticlimactic?
>>3097842
You're welcome anon!
>>3097606
hon hon hon
>>3097833
It's weird, same applied for several previous games
>voltaire doing nothing all game
>either picking flowers or sleeping
>0 kills
>meanwhile hitler and stalin truce up and go on a rampage
>poisoning feast and making camp raids together
>last 3 with voltaire against the genocide duo
>rip voltaire
>next round
>stalin steps on a mine
>hitler from falling off a tree
>voltaire wins by doing absolutely fuck all
>that smug look on his face
Nonetheless hilarious.
>>3097833
>He forgot about Nimrod's victory of the third battle by telling Jimmy Carter to kill himself.
Dude, come on.
>>3097833
>Implying Huey didn't deserve the win
He killed two people on the first day.
>>3097810
Most kills, AND won the round!
EVERY MAN A KING.
>>3097810
>8 kills
Damn, Huey is a savage.
you can change the events and settings of the game anon
i would recommend doing it and would probably do it myself if i start a thread on this
>>3098021
the settings are just high are low death count
and im too lazy to think of new events
>>3094879
Keep marching, Sherman