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"What if we gave the weird kid in class all the power of ancient Rome?"
Who the fuck thought this kid was fit to rule as Emperor? Who even was this guy?
Shit's fucking hilarious.
>married a Vestal Virgin
>forced Senators to watch while he danced at some altar
>offered vast sums of money to any doctor who could attach a vagina to him
>as a show or power, he had naked women pull his chariot, himself also being naked
>would have fucking lions just roll up into the dining room while people ate for his amusement
>he personally shaved the groins and pubic hair of his minions
>presented himself as a prostitute while he was emperor, like holy shit he went through with it too for fun
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sounds like a mad bitch
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>>3083348
Wow da absolud manman :DDDDDDDD
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> Fuck the shit ouf ot me, soldier. It´s an order
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>>3083348
>what id he took the "boipussi" meme seriously
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>>3083348
>offered vast sums of money to any doctor who could attach a vagina to him
wow so progressive
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>>3083348
>who's the praetorian guard
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>>3083348
I imagine a vast majority of that is exaggerated or fictional. His religous decrees and marriage to a Vestal Virgin was enough to make Roman historians write huge amounts of not necessarily true things about him.
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>>3083348
stfu soprano
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>>3083348
>he had naked women pull his chariot, himself also being naked
You'd do this too if you could.
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>>3083458
Well, YEAH.
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>Hierocles was the blond charioteer who Elagabalus referred to as his husband. Hierocles was a slave who came from Caria, a Roman province in modern day Turkey. Elagabalus first met Hierocles after the slave had participated in a chariot race. Driving a racing chariot required unusual strength, skill and courage. Hierocles fell in front of the emperor's box and with his long, blond hair tumbling out out his helmet had attracted the eye of the emperor who ordered that he should be taken to his palace. Elagabalus instigated a relationship with Hierocles who he considered to be his husband. Elagabalus is credited with saying:
>"I am delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the Queen of Hierocles"
>Hierocles was even expected to beat the emperor when displeased, as any man might beat his wife. Elagabalus even tried (but failed) to have Hierocles declared Caesar, which would have made him the emperor's successor. Hierocles was murdered when Elagabalus fell from power in 222.
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>>3083732
This is something else.
Source? I will read the shit out of this source.
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>>3083348
Why does he look black?
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>>3083743
Just a small article.
http://www.tribunesandtriumphs.org/roman-emperors/elagabalus.htm
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>>3083752
WUZ
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>>3083779
TRANZ AND SHI
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boypussy is FOR emperors, NOT an emperor
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