/his/ humour thread

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>>3078323

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>>3078328

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>>3078333

>>3078340
Was it a cry for attention?

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>>3078346
I think it was a cry for good coding

>>3078328

>in the end, the French surrendered

lol

fucking reddit cancer

>>3078476
Northern Ireland is an embarrassment to the rest of the UK but as much as I'd like for them to be gotten rid of I can't bear the thought of a unified Ireland. I think the best course of action would be to nuke the whole of Ulster into oblivion.

>>3078340
>>3078346
I kek every time

>>3078524
I think alot of people in the republic would prefer if we woke up one morning and the north was no longer there

>>3078323
Anyone know who the girl is?

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>>3078323

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>>3078476

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>>3078833
>not realizing that the irish and jews are one in the same

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>>3078676
>>3078524

Fuck both of you. The Queen and Ulster forever, dirty taig niggers will hang.

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>>3078826

anyone have that africans never invented the wheel pasta?

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this is underrated

>>3078826
fucking kek

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>>3078676

>>3078432
>Get ravaged by Germany
>Confusion in the whole country
>Italy cannot even invade
Top lmao

>>3078981
Go back to Egypt

>>3078677

Tori Black

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>>3078826
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>3078328
Has there ever been a more incompetent nation then WWII-era Italy?

>>3080882

WWI-era Italy

>>3078476
Wow really funny, why don't (You) post it some more just because some guy baited you

Why are so many /his/ memes facebook tier shit compared to other boards?

>>3080907
WWI-era Austria-Hungary

Anybody have the Charlemagne not all Muslims pic? I never saved it for some reason

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OC, is there a template for these?

>>3081276
Are there even pastaboos ?

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>>3080636
t. Person who never played Civ

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>>3078833
>Catholic majority state for centuries
>Government effectively run by Catholic church
>Effectively no Communist presence
>Never fought any of the Axis powers
>Stole half of working airforce from broken US/British planes accidentaly landing here
>Germans pay compensation for bombs they accidentally dropped on Dublin

"Hey Yanks, can we haz Marshall Plan aid"

>Sure

>>3080636
And I thought trolling was a lost art.

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>>3081783
kek

>>3081376
Yes.

t. pastaboo

>>3081750
fucking kek...wtf, story?

>>3078328
>>3080882
this wiki was a bit unfair

they were 9 guys with a howitzer in a bunkered down position on a mountain

>>3081750
First time im seeing this. Briljant.

Thank lord this isn't called a "history memes thread" again.

>>3081406
Doubly hilarious when you realize the Sophist tradition is alive and well in almost all liberal arts departments and Western culture (and pop-culture) in general, while Platonist philosophy is left to languish on the "oh I'm very smart I read the classics" shelf of neckbearded failures. Either that, or Catholic theology classes.

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>>3078816
>peru

PFFFFFF AHAHAHAHA

>>3078476
Poorly put together

>>3081138
First one of those that I can completely agree with.

>>3082674
What's the meaning of your post?

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>>3081267
Can't beat the original

>>3078432
>9 dudes resisted for 10 days against 5000
I guess they could have fought to the death but come on.

>>3081376
Yeah, but not exactly thanks to WWII.

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>>3081436
There's literally not a single wrong sentence there. Maybe except the third, the Dutch had it coming would simply suffice without the stuff about God.

>>3078475
God forbid something worth a hue comes from another popular online forum
>wow so reddit guys haha am I right?

>>3080986
A country rich in all industrial products was one of the first to face economic collapse of the war effort. (Russians being a political one)

>>3081283
This was funnier than it had any right being, my ribs anon pls

>>3078476
>Implying the Protestant isn't right

>>3081283
>Monks
>Arabic writing
come on

>>3081282
Reee have not had sex for two months.

>>3080946

Because his is full of faggots.

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>>3082794

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>>3082726
>tfw the spanjolen never learn

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>>3082937
We would've warred you for 160, 320 or more instead of 80 and eventually would've crushed you or sent the whole of Europe to apocalypse, if not for those meddling french kids.

>>3082956
>tfw Spain didn't colonize the Atlas mountains for cute Spanish-Berber Catholic grils

>>3078816
>Born in just the right time for the economic collapse of spain

But historically speaking that's more often than not.

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>>3083173
I miss that guy, never before or since has one man put so much effort into shitposting.

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>>3083216
>tfw nobody charlyposts anymore

why even live

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>>3083230
those poor past fucks had no idea

>>3078328
WTF, Italy

>>3083216
He was the only good /his/ tripfriend

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>>3083230
JUST

>>3081415
according to StIrner Peach would exist, Mario would exist, toad and Bowser would exist, but the mushroom kingdom is a spook, Peach is not a princess, her title is a spook, Toad should work for his own advancement and not be a servant, Bowser should keep being bowser, Mario should rescue Peach if he feels like it advances his own interests, and Peach should probably try to stop being kidnapped so often.

>>3078816
Born too late to experience the plague Europe brings

>>3081275
How would Kurdistant affect politics in the middle east?

>>3083183
I can relate to the common Hungarian in terms of amusement

>>3078647
Kek'd

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>>3081274
can't beat real headlines for laughs

>>3081425
Well, Skanderbeg was a 6/6/6/4 general according to EU4

>>3083878
jesus christ that's not funny

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>>3084086

t. Frenchman

>>3084128
The Anglos lost that one too bud

>>3080800
I understand /lit/ and /sci/ but why the other three

>>3078476
There are men in Ulster who will never surrender
There are men in Ulster that would rather die than pull down the flag
There are men in Ulster who will stand, TO THE LAST MAN

>>3084145
It was a strategic withdrawal in order to continue fighting unlike the French who just surrendered.

>>3078778
kek'd

>>3084312
>Bongs gave up after two weeks and didn't come back to France until Dieppe
>Frenchies kept fighting for four weeks after that on their own while the front collapsed around them

good going there, Nigel

>>3082662
Explains why humanities is in such a shit state

>>3080882
>tell hitler that you're not ready
>mfw mountainnigger went ahead and declared war

>>3081750
dam old people are hilarious

>>3078476
>Chuchulainn defended Ulster from Irish attacks
>There was nobody in Ireland before Christianity
Jesus fucking Christ I never knew Unionists were so retarded.

>>3082499
I think the better question is why wasn't this arrangement used everywhere.
I remember the accounts of the japs at Saipan too, a couple of guys held entire areas for hours or days by just camping in perfect spots fully camouflaged and sniping away.

>>3082956
> implying you fought for 80 years
68 at a stretch you delusional cunt

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fresh OC

>>3083182
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>3084724
The flag of Canada in 1945 was pic related, the current one wouldn't exist for twenty more years.

>>3081436
>Someone saved something I made

I love you anon

>>3080756
I love this story so much

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>>3080986
>Getting your ass kicked so hard by drunken Russian peasants that you have to have Germany fight on two fronts to save your ass

>>3081138
>
Lindy a cute!

>>3083878
More like this please

>>3084755
THREE FUCKING LEAVES

>>3078340
>Ireland
Good lad

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>>3083709
It would make it even more of a clusterfuck. It would be aligned with Israel and the US, but against Syria, Turkey, Iraq, and Iran. And Turkey and Iraq are supposed to be US allies. Basically anywhere on this map with Green is going to want a civil war to leave their home country and become part of Kurdistan.

>>3085126
Why don't muslim countries just force migrate those kurdish niggers?

>>3085226
They seem a bit busy at the moment, what with killing each other and all.

>>3083163
see
>>3078697

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>>3078476
Fuck me, last time Ireland saw a crop this bad they had a fucking famine

That said, Loyalists are for gassing.

>>3084273
>rather die than pull down the flag
>not allowed to fly the union flag on belfast city hall

truly never has there been a more cucked people

>>3083709
Imagine Israel, with territorial claims in more neighboring countries. Now imagine that it isn't able to call people anti-Semitic for refusing to help them. Finally, imagine that it's literally communist, so even its chief backer, the US, is dicey on the whole affair

>>3081376

I like pasta, and pizza

It's perfect, you make a huge batch of noodles and sauce, freeze it, then you can live off of that for a month, and it's delicious

>>3082726

Of course there is something wrong in there, "God" is not capitalized. It is not speaking of some pagan god, or nonsense creation like allah after all.

>>3084688
Very good.

>>3084198
Probably boards /pol/ feels insecure about
>/fit/

>>3078340
>trust no one, not even yourself

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>>3081261
Words only lessen the joke.

>>3085342
take that back

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>>3085808
>tfw loyalism becomes a bigger meme every day
>newspapers last year were either ignoring trouble and mess caused on the 11th and 12th or making excuses for it
>newspapers this year saying "these isolated incidents of violence and idiocy are ruining the face of loyalism"
>tfw seeing how hard they'll cuck it next year

T.A.L fuckboy, no funding for you we need it for our irish language act!!!

>>3085226
They literally have been trying to do that for ages. There's just nowhere to migrate them to, and the Kurds also have lots of guns (and MANPADS as well apparently). If Rojava and Syria don't end up reintegrating into each other then Rojava could end up being the seed of a Kurdish state, but it certainly wouldn't be an ethnostate.

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>>3085938
>Linfield loses to Celtic 2-0
How will loyalists ever recover?

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>>3086208
>Linfield lose
>Linfield get fined
>DUP say that unionists shouldn't burn irish flags/pics of big Marty on the boneys

fucking cucked forever

>>3081516
is this a real islamic story or something?

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>>3081276
>Italy under Mussolini

>>3082794
>butthurt G*rman spotted

>>3083173
there's nothing funny about this

>>3085126
They're on pretty good terms with Iranians, if I recall things correctly.

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Posting OC

>>3082662
plato was right

>>3085938
NEVER

>>3083165
:(

>>3083199
>at its absolute height the spanish empire still went bankrupt twice

It's absolute hilarity

>>3086286
It's an Arabic translation of an Indian tale

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panchatantra

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>>3078323

>>3082832
Reee have not had crusade for 5 centuries

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>>3088275
you could always go fight isis and larp

>>3083183
why hate Russia?

>>3083183
Man whoever wrote this really fucking hated Hungarians

>>3085408
The Kurdish communists are such in name only who only took the ideology for that sweet Cold War era dosh. If the U.S tomorrow said "We will form a Kurdish state backed by the full might of the U.S military as long as you cut out the commie stuff" The KPP would be singing the praises of Ayn Rand within the hour.

>>3078981
The South sends its love. Give'm hell and don't budge.

>>3080613
As someone with a Physics background we try not to over do it with the memes explicitly so we don't make everyone else insecure..

>>3084198
Because it's an adventure anime I assume.

>>3085659
Reddit has taken this one. We should retire it.

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>>3083165
>for a thousand years, men voluntarily took vows of poverty and chastity to devote their lives to copying books by hand under these conditions
>all so modern-day pesudo-intellectuals could sneer about the "christian dark ages"

>>3082731
>wow so reddit guys haha am I right?
You are right, reddit's gay

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>>3078323
Fucking Martin the Humane...

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>>3083182
day of the rake when?

>>3083182

wow, they don't mention this in school that canada fucked up the surrender document, why do we bring them anywhere again?

>>3089826
kek

>>3083182
Wait, wouldn't it be the australian who signed the wrong line?

Im glad this thread has not so much whiny idiots.
>i dont like your humor, ur stupid and u visit another page ;^)

>>3083709
>>3085126
>>3085408
>Neocons and Democrats switched from wanting ISIS to control Syria, to the FSA controlling Syria, to the Kurds controlling Syria who will then either ally against the US or turn allies against the US
Imagine being this fucking insane.

>>3090353
The real goal is just to keep the Saudi's happy.

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>>3083182
fuck the french, and fuck new zealand too

>>3078476
You're the only person who finds this shitty collage funny, stop posting it to avoid any further embarrassment

>>3085884
underrated post

>>3078834
Like something from a childrens history show.
If any was brave enough to criticize Marx.

>>3082499
how the fuck is it unfair? a battalion couldnt figure out how to beat a few well equipped guys

>>3082499
t. mario enzo

>>3088026
And then...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_of_Eagles

>>3090316
>oh no it's retarded

>>3083183
That guy really wanted to fuck Englishmen

>>3083183
There's something similar made in the early 20th century. I could never find the full version of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAnYRvHH6jA&list=PLBOXjuzxIKcqviAKtx7UNPFzJ-oU_kQZU&index=1

7:30

>when you make a meme and you see other people posting it but they dont get (you)s so they stop posting your meme and it joins the graveyard of dead memes

feels bad

>>3090350
Fuck off reddit cunt

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>>3091419
>Fall of Eagles

Sweet Jesus. I forgot about that Based TV series.

I found out about it by looking at Patrick Stewart's (as I am a Star Trek nerd) roles IMDB and had to get a DVD subscription from Net Flix just to see it.

Oh and Patrick Stewart plays fucking Lenin!

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>>3091706

It looks like someone put it on Youtube. Watch it before it gets flagged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaT8OVLEEkA&list=PLwgsQdeFyEnNkjESzH-0AXwJuX_wrS0_W

>>3081283
You destroyed my ribs!

Thanks

>>3082499
5000 troops

>>3080582
Made me giggle

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>>3078323

>>3091706
It's a shame we don't have more men like Patrick.

>>3092715
Oh man chef Hitler

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>>3081416
>mfw eternal Hans is our bitch
>mfw eternal Hans gets the blame

>>3083182
desu I would've made the same mistake

t. Irishman

>>3092715
>tfw no professor Hitler

>>3081138
I remember "Napoelon was Hitler", but did he really said this about Boer war?

>>3083167
Kek

>>3094072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLhFXIkysk4

All of them are quotes from Lindy

>>3081138
SPANDAU
P
A
N
D
A
U

>>3092715
>tfw "The guy next door"-Hitler actually looks like my old neighbour.
You don't think..?

>>3080800
where's /pol/?

>>3087732
underrated

>>3082499
>gee those frenchies are in a really well positioned place
>lets keep sending our guys there to get killed

>>3078323
[spoiler]source?

>>3080986
>held off Italys initial offensive with nothing but reservists and volunteers
>actually made territorial gains until vittorio vento in 1918

AH was fighting Russia and Serbia aswell, what excuse does Italy have?

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>>3094407
/pol/ is obviously the historical retrograde army anon

>>3080800
>>3094756
>Being obsessed with a 4chan board
Get help.

>>3084458
this
Hitler was an impatient autist and most of the SS generals and army were high on speed at the time. They could of won had Germany been a little more patient

>>3084458
they'd still be waiting for italy to get ready

>>3085564
>/pol/ feels insecure about /fit/
Is this in your imagination where you think the big strong men align with you or something?

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>>3078323

>>3095969
Are there more of these?

>>3096060
http://existentialcomics.com/philosopher/Arthur_Schopenhauer

>>3081259
Me IRL

>>3096188
Who?

>>3096228
kek'd

Trajan was, militaristically, the best of all the Roman Imperators.

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fresh for today

Every thread is the same fucking memes.
Make some OC people please

>>3093784
But Austria is part of eternal Hans

>>3090490
The country that actively exports terrorism to their neighbours and even the west?

>>3089826
Explain

>>3087296
>still

Specially

>>3086433
Only as long as they don't start shit ie make a kurdistan that actively harms Iran and her allies

>>3096330
Should be Muinainen Suomalainen Valtakunta, that just means Imperial Finland's (property? It's left to the imagination)

>>3085884
Kek

>>3096330
>American
>is this real
How am I not surprised by this turn of events.

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>>3081138
Love these

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>>3081138

>>3081412
I don't get it

>>3088392
whereupon it died after a few hours

>>3096262
Kys Turk.

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>>3096411

>>3078958
Hibernian genocide when?

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>>3096429
Works better with this one.
Huns on the left ERE on the right.

>>3096429
Those are the icons for the Sasanian Empire and the Byzantine Empire in Attila: Total War. The picture makes reference to the tribute payed by east romans to the persians. It also kinda implies that it was a decision of the romans instead of being beaten into paying it every time

>>3088392
And a man, and a woman, and a satellite, and a robot on the moon.

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>>3088107

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>>3081279

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Too many reposts.

>>3096270
If you're so bothered by the lack of OC, why don't you make some?

>>3096453
I didn't know the Hundred Years War was between the English and the Turks

>>3096295
>part of roman empire
>different culture
>different language
No just no

>>3096620
Justinian I was a Latin from Illyricum tho