ITT: /his/torical madmen

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>>3074180
>Lieutenant-Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming "Jack" Churchill, DSO & Bar, MC & Bar (16 September 1906 – 8 March 1996), was a British Army officer who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, bagpipes, and a basket-hilted Scottish broadsword.

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>>3075217
Best part was he actually managed to kill a Jerry with the longbow.

>>3075217
What a fucking try hard.

>>3075315
You'll be forgotten within 50 years of your death.

>>3075460
So will you.

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I think killing over 500 ruskies and suviving a grenade to the face is pretty impressive.

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>>3075488
It was like shooting fish in a barrel for Simo.

>Wearing a fucking khaki colored uniform in the middle of winter

>>3075488
He survived artillery barrages and an 14 mm anti tank round to his face
One of the few military heroes who matches his legend and then some