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Most epic assassination in history

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For me it's tied between Trotsky getting BTFOed by an ice pick or gif related
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>>3072618

Oh this one's easy
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brutal as fuck
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-Gandhi getting BTFO in the garden
-my boy Gavrilo Princip seeing the archduke roll by the cafe where he is sipping coffee and deciding to take the course of human history into his hands
-Diem dying in a hail of gunfire in his backseat
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a classic
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>>3072618
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>>3072722
is this what mexican assassins look like irl?
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>>3072618
Carrero blanco
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>>3072618
Julius Caesar
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>>3072618
For me it'd be Inidira Gandhi.
>destroy the sacred site of the Sikh
>Oh, I'm sure my two Sikh bodyguards won't mind
>33 bullets later the two bodyguards immediatly surrender, die
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>3072743
> tfw the target car ends in a fifth floor from the blast
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> machinegun jams
> target takes off his gun and fires back at you
> your pal desperatly throws a hand grenade
> run a few blocks and escape on a passing bus
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>>3072835
Spain has been on a hell of a ride since their Civil war. Even the war was insane, as I read more about it.

There was a Canadian doctor who oversaw the blood supply for transfusions, and said that he was administrating about 10 gallons a day.
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>>3072746
If you don't think this is the obvious correct answer, you need to fuck off to another board.
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>>3072618
Easy.
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>>3072743
wew
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>>3074045
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>>3072672
Giving sand nigs guns was the stupidest thing ever.
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>>3074045
A E S T H E T I C
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>>3074164
Giving pigskins guns was the stupidest thing ever
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brutal
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>>3074045
It really is a work of art
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>>3074045
Looks straight out of a movie
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>>3074190
Well "pigskins" made the guns in the first instance.
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>>3074211
>pigskin education
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>>3072664
He didn't say most deserved assassination silly!
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>>3072734
Sí.
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>>3074045
God I wish I could die as aesthetically
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>>3074013
How many full humans of blood is that?
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>>3074204
>
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>>3074045
staged

prove me wrong [spoiler]youcan't[/spoiler]
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>>3074238
1.2 to 1.5 gallons per human adult so between 6-8 people. More if you're talking about children.
>pic semi-related
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>>3074288
Boring af assassination desu
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>>3074114
>where we're going we don't need roads
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>>3074114
creative terrorism
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>>3072722
lol.... he wasn't attacked with a pickaxe but an ice pick aka the thing bartenders use (see picture)
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>>3072618
Fanny Kaplan when she rekt Lenin.
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The classic
>Entire theater of senators ganging up on Caesar
>The immediate aftermath resulting in the shit-flinging war between the assassins, Octavian and Antony.
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>>3074421
https://fabryhistory.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/seattlemay2014-053.jpg

No he wasn't
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>>3072722
>survived the blow to the head
>span on the guy and managed to wrestle with his assassin,breaking the guy arm
>convinced his guard not to kill the assassin
>survived for a few days and having enough time to tell stalin did his job
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>>3074421
>ice pick
It was an Ice axe
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>>3074699
But what was a mountain climber doing in Mexico?!
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>>3074865
Killing Trotsky apparently.
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>>3074865
Climbing mountains and killing commies
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>>3072722
>Trotsky was killed by one of Stalin's agents in Mexico
>Assassin is therefore a Stalin clone wearing a sombrero and poncho
This never fails to amuse me.
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>>3074211
Cept that was the Chinese pardner.
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>>3074865
Climbing Popocatépetl.
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>>3072618
who is this gook?
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>>3075022
>was
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>>3075022

Some Japanese politician pushing for communism iirc
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>>3072743
CIA
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>>3072722
loving this picture, cheers!
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>>3072664

There something wrong with that picture

1. your hand looks like a whimpy faggot.
2. Doesn't hold it properly
3. Not the type of gun used

Go back to school Kid,
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>>3074421
Common misconception. What we call a pick axe, they call an ice pick across the pond.
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>>3072618
>murder
>epic

Edgy
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>>3075135
>murder
>epic
>Edgy
The 12th film by Quentin Tarantino
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>>3075106
How's that bait taste?
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>>3072618

A reference to this assassination in the wrong time and place almost got charges pressed against me once, so I'd have to say this one
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>>3075223
oh? do tell.
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>>3072870
I came here to post this.

>Heydrich sees you pointing gun at him, alone in his Mercedes
>stops, gets out, walks up to you
>gun jams
>Heydrich is visibly upset
>(end my suffering)
>lob a grenade
>car explodes
>Heydrich emerges from the smoke, wounded but Luger firing
>run for your life
>Heydrich tries to chase you down, but collapses from blood loss
>taken to hospital
>seems to recover
>doctors goof and fail to administer anti-infection medications
>slips into coma and dies of sepsis
>Gestapo kill about two-thousand Czechs while screeching autistically

Also the Assassination of Rasputin, and earlier attempt by bomb, that left his guts hanging out, from which he recovered.
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>>3074045
K I N O
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>>3074421
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>>3074045
is there furry ghost version?
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>>3074945
That was gunpowder
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>>3075756
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>>3074190
Protip: only a tiny percentage of WWII casualties (even among soliders) were due to small arms.
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>>3075852
On the surface he looks calm and ready
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>>3072618

Ceaser above All

His assasination was Shakespearian
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>>3076003

>Caesar

Correction
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>>3075135
pushing for Maoism in defeated Japan was piling on humiliation, he did good
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>>3074190
>Ignoring that like 30 million of said casualties were in China
Okay Chaim
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>>3072870
>that face
jesus christ, is that before or after he had an anti-tank grenade thrown at him?
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why has no one posted this yet?
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>>3074045
That photographer has to make bank
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>>3077390

See

>>3075852
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>>3072743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LT2jBeV_PU

I have to admit, hating someone so bad that you use enough explosives to blow his car above an entire building is impressive (video is dramatization, btw).
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>>3077252
15-20 million. 7-8 million killed due to military activity and crimes against humanity.

For the Soviets its 27 million. 10 million killed due to military activity and crimes against humanity. For Poland it's almost 6 million. That's all Germans. And let's not forget about Yugoslavia and other European countries.
What is more important is the percentage of people killed compared to general population.

For China it's "only" 3%. For the Soviet Union it's almost 14%. But for Belarus it's 25% and for Ukraine it's 16%.
For Poland it's 17%.

Now compare it to Germany (8-9%) and Japan (3-4%). This is still not a fair comparison because in Poland most victims were civilians, but in Germany and Japan soldiers.
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>>3074164
Giving brainlets internet access was the supidest thing ever.
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>>3074164
Did you think Europeans invented the gun? Asians did, and they brought primitive guns to the Middle East and Europe.
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>>3072722
>Icepick
>Is a pickaxe and not just a steel rod with a handle like basic instinct
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>>3074198
The executioners were bush league as fuck. 60 bullets to kill a man, a woman and five children.
Typical commies
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>>3072618

It's Rasputin. All other answers are wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin#Death
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>>3074045
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>>3074903
if only they had to a helicopter.
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>>3074114
>>3072835
>>3072743

Patrician taste right here, anons. Does anyone have any jokes left or did you spend them all with the controversy a few months ago?
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>>3072664

This, just for what he said after he did it,
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>>3074487

O IT'S ON NOW
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>>3075752
The look on that guy's face lmao.
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>>3076020
>that third hand
Spooky desu
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>>3074317
>boring af
At this point, maybe, just because it's the most (over)analyzed assassination ever
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>>3078405
>FUCK, MY LEG
Truly a classic quote
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>>3075022
Socialist politician with open maoist sympathies in post-war Japan. The left had briefly united under him in the context of the revising of Treaty of Mutual Cooperation and Security, which was very controversial, and became a credible threat right before elections. Then this highschool student put him down. The leftist coalition quickly broke down, signaling the beginning of the end for the Japanese left. It never really recovered, and a few years later terrorist acts by far left groups like the Japanese Red Army put the final nails on it's coffin. Even with a slight rebound when the Bubble Economy burst, and the recent relative successes of the JCP (getting around 10% of support), the left has never even been close to power again.
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Uesugi Kenshin
>"It is also speculated that he was victim of one of the most famous ninja assassinations; a ninja been waiting in the cesspool beneath the latrine at Kenshin's camp with a short spear or sword." wiki

I know its Wikipedia but this one always made me laugh
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"I bring you a message from God"
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>>3079044
You gotta admit, Yamaguchi got exactly what he wanted out of that assassinatiin
Probably one of the most fruitful assassinations in history (fruitful=bringing about what the assassin wanted)
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>>3074905
That's what I would do if I was a dictator with political enemies. Get a lookalike to dress in stereotypical clothing and kill them.
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Pop pop pop, watchin niggas drop
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>>3079044
Not sure I'd say the left was really a credible threat. Though it's true that the potential consequences of a socialist victory in the 1960 general elections are pretty scary to speculate about: a Asanuma government that kept it's campaign promises could mean American intervention, which could spurn the Chinese to action, which in turn could make the Cold War go hot.
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>>3072870
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>>3079087
>history
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Rasputin's death was pretty wicked, they had to stab him and then they shot him and after that they wrapped him in a blanket and threw him in a river but like he still wasn't dead so they had to fish him out and blew him up with a bomb but like he was still alive so they had to dismember him and bury his body parts in 8 separate graves to make sure he would never come back to life.
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>>3072835
long live ETA and the Basque nation.
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