daily reminder the french have NEVER won a war
- Hundred Years War
- Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.
- Italian Wars
- Lost.
- Wars of Religion
- France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots
- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.
- War of Revolution
- Tied.
- The Dutch War
- Tied
- War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
- Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.
- War of the Spanish Succession
- Lost.
- American Revolution
- In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."
- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.
- The Napoleonic Wars
- Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.
- The Franco-Prussian War
- Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.
- World War I
- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein."
- World War II
- Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.
- War in Indochina
- Lost.
- Algerian Rebellion
- Lost.
>>3048174
Find another board to shitpost on wheraboo.
>>3048407
Butthurt French spotted
If you count Vichy france they lost WW2 twice
>>3048174
>World War I
>France is saved by the United States
Willy stop posting.
>>3048430
Considering the blatant misinformation and cherry picking (and Willy) I'd say op is pretty fucking butthurt for some reason
based Willy
>>3048174
>starts sniffling
>wiping away copious tears
>takes pills to ease clinical butthurt
>"Guys, I'm not angry, really! No, just shut up!"
Sure thing Hans. Anything to forget losing Berlin in 18 days.
>>3048525
>>3048174
>>3048527
>>3048525
>>3048174
The French are white and based.
>>3048535
Reminder that white and based is an oxymoron.
>>3048535
>The French are white
Not for much longer.
>>3048174
Did you get that from yahoo answers?
>>3048430
>Germans are the best race of humans
>Gets bayoneted by Slavs while they rape his daughter
Is there any people more contemptible than the Germans?
>>3048529
>The first attempt at a united Germany was created by a Frenchman
pottery
>>3048544
Reminder that white is the only based race.
>>3048174
Nice copy-paste from albinoblacksheep, kiddo.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
>- Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late -ed.]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein."
Kek Frenchies BTFO
>>3048479
or the UK if you want. They were so weak and technologically behind that they couldn't fight the germans alone
>>3048535
>white
hahahahaha
>>3048407
This is entertaining and not Nazi. We may hate the Germans but honestly we're not lunatics. That's their job.
/his/ is a joke at this point
>>3048737
Doomed by eachother. All while the Anglo plots.
>>3049993
Congrats you've caught on to what history is all about: shitposting.
>>3049993
>muh revisionism
yeah like all we know about history is settled, by science.
>>3048174
>female schizophrenic
Stopped reading there