I cut my dick today.

>>3045057
Thank for the chuckle, OP.

OP was not a faggot today.

>>3045057
>insulting one of the closest humans beings to GOD.

okay. wait.

>>3045057
some of you guys are alright. don't go to shechem tomorrow

>>3045057
>Using a knife
>Not using a mouth

Abraham was testing God

think about it

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>>3045156
Interesting.

>>3045057
To see if GOD would feel.
I focused on the pain
The only thing that's real.

>>3045529
Best post.

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>>3045057
Well memed

>>3045529
top fucking kek

>>3045529
>>3046124
>>3048019
cont.
The knife tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything.

What have I become
My sweetest child
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's cross
Full of crazy thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
My teachings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest child
Everyone I loved goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A millennia away
I would keep my dick
I would find a way.

>>3045057

Because God told me to.

I care not for the pain.

Because I am a Jew.