>mfw if we go far enough into the past all of us posting on /his/ have a single common ancestor.
>this is what evolucuck liberals actually believe
Mitochondrial Eve
Posters who descend from the Oog line are superior to posters who descend from the Zarg line. Zarg's descendents are brainlets.
>>3042759
The Din were the master race. The only problem was their small population and very little libido. There are a few, but they are overwhelmed by the numbers of Du.
>>3042747
Err, don't "non-evolucucks" claim we have a common ancestor?
>>3042747
>Adam and Eve
>>3042779
Whites and niggers were created separately. https://comparet.christogenea.org/sermons/man-and-beast
>all life on our planet started out as obscure gloop lurking in the deep oceans
>your ancestors for most of existence were primitive bacteria and ugly fish monsters
If you find bizarre sea creatures and foreign lifeforms scary, remind yourself: you are one.
>>3042874
Your body is literally filled with trillions of these microbial "creatures"
>>3044392
>>>/reddit/
>>3042744
I'm 99% sure that for us our common ancestor would be this guy
Not that I mind though
>>3042874
>tfw related to primordial ooze and there's a billion year long chain of reproduction that resulted in exactly me
Feels esoteric man.
>>3042744
Yes, God.