Have you ever considered falling in love with a nation?

What is it with autistic 13 year olds and Imperial Germany?

>>3031729
You're thinking Nazi Germany, retard.

>>3031735
see >>3031721

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>>3031729
>>3031735

Germany was a mistake

>>3031729
>autistic 13 year olds
Projecting, anon?

Lobotomy is liking France
Childhood is adoring Germany
Adulthood is realizing Austria made the most sense

>>3031761
Austria wasn't too bad, but the Empire was a bloated piece of shit that couldn't keep Prussian expansion in line and basically undermined their own power in every war they were involved in.

>>3031761
>multi-ethnic hodgepodge that defined everything wrong with the >H>R>E
No.

>>3031771
Habsburgs were everything wrong with HRE? They were the ones who gave it relevance after a long time.

>>3031795
And yet they never managed to unify the mess that was the 800 million little city-states that it claimed dominion over.
They deserved losing their power over them when Napoleon came around.

>>3031807
>Have Turks, Frenchies and Prods flanking you
>Keep a stalemate
>Somehow this is a terrible fare

Habsburgs were GOAT and deserved to establish the one world government under one emperor desu

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>>3031761
it wasn't Germany when I was young, but you're pretty much spot on in describing the evolution of my /his/ autism

>>3031721
if i had one wish, i would wish for germans and germany to be completely erased from history

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>>3031729
Kids like Nazi Germany, Imeprial Germany is patrician

do it again bomber harris

>>3031757
unification wasn't, the form of the state was the mistake.

>>3032116
But then who will we shitpost about?

>>3032116
It's funny how /his/ always (rightfully) complains about /pol/ but then some act exactly the same like /pol/ just with Germans instead of Jews.

Tl;dr: fuck off

>>3031729
Because you can have A E S T H E T I C uniforms (oh the cringe)
13 is when people start to play paradox games so like Prussia because they tend to be OP
13 is also the age to start smoking fags so they go against their English culture by supporting Prussian values and thus edgy

>>3032350
t. Wolfgang von Kaiserberg

>>3032350
But the prussians should be genocided, we're fine with the Bavarians and Austrians and Russian princes

>>3032404
Prussians (the ones you mean) aren't even an ethnicity, but regardless >>>/pol/

>>3032127
> Country run by actual autists
> patrician

Uh, ok.

The Polish-Lituanian commonwealth makes my dick hard as a pole

>>3032412
The Prussians he meant are indeed an ethnicity. A mutt one for sure, but still a valid one. Take German autism and Baltic niggery and you've got yourself an army with a state.

>>3031721
Yes, my own because i am not a fucking traitor.

>>3032417
> Country run by actual autists
That's wrong though.

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>>3031721
Pretty sure everyone has one

>>3031729
>>3031757
>>3032354
Daily reminder that the irrational and autistic hate directed at imperial Germany and Prussia is moronic and far more prevalent than actual posts praising the German Empire/Prussia.

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>>3031721
Patrician tastes, anon.

>>3032426
A state that often waged war
>Let's genocide the population lol

>France
>Britain
>Spain
>Russia
>Japan
>China
>USA

All nations that are at least as martial as Germans, yet /his/ is only obsessed with Germans being destructive.

>>3031735
Same exact thing.

>>3032505
Yeah remember all those times France started two world wars out of buttpain, invaded neutral countries, genocided civilians by the tens of thousands, introduced chemical weapons and other unfathomable horrors, and destroyed ancient monuments and artefacts for the lulz?

Oh wait no because that never fucking happened.

>>3032515
neutral countries like 1066 britain

civillians like the millions of slaves in french colonies

chemical weapons like tear gas?

ancient monuments and artefacts like all the remains of Egyptian Steles in Paris?

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>>3032515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years%27_War?wprov=sfla1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War?wprov=sfla1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleonic_Wars?wprov=sfla1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Indochina_War?wprov=sfla1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerian_War?wprov=sfla1

Of course the Nazi crimes are an exception but claiming that Germans were otherwise more warlike or destructive than other nations is retarded.

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>>3031721
I want to make love to the ottoman empire

>>3032426
>German autism and Baltic savagery

A weapon to surpass MetalGear™

>>3032460

Actually, it is. Kaiser Willy was definitely an autists and there's strong case to believe that Moltke the Younger and Luddendorf had at least Asperger's.

>>3032619
>Actually, it is.

I meant it's not.

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>>3032574

>>3031721
If youre in love with a nation which isnt your own, youre a cuck and a traitor

>>3031721
Yes. And it hurts.
Every. Single. Day. God damn you Germany, fuck your idealism. For ONCE.