Check it out, I'm made of gold!

>>3020002
>Best
>German
>Ever

>Charlemagne
>>>/x/

>>3020009
Watch out, you're going to trigger the French because "he's a frank"

>>3020009
Actually I think Martin Luther is the best German ever. His autistic and petty squabble with the pope over an abstract concept led to lots of religious wars that killed millions of Germans, saving Europe from an even more powerful and populated Germany in the future.

>>3020009
>Franks
>German

>>3020199
I love that video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqFJCypk7c

>>3020203
>>3020236
There it is folks

>>3020218
>saving Europe from an even more powerful and populated Germany in the future.
Oh yeah, that worked pretty well indeed!

>>3020236
To be frank I think the only descendants of the Flemish and Lotharingians may call themselves Frank today.

>>3020247
How about the westpfhalians and elsatians?

>>3020251
They are descendants of Lotharingians as well.

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>>3020009
>implying

>>3020002

This bust gets posted very often, but noone says how marvellous that piece of art looks. Especially the use of gold for hair, crown and robe and silver for the skin. Simply great, I'd like to see it irl someday. The luminous blue of the pedestal is also amazing.

>>3020322
WE

>>3020002
It is amazing indeed, gold is a very valuable commodity.

>>3020322
>HRE
That's the crown of Hungary. Fucking retarded niggers.

*I'm madé

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>>3020002

>>3021195
>meme yellow guy

>>3021211
>responsible for millions dead
>meme guy
This is the level of discourse Ape of Thoth told me to expect

>>3020322
Every time I look at this I find another stupidly wrong claim in it

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>>3020009
>French guy
>German

Have my special

>>3020322
Karl looked like Miles Davis?

>>3020238
Good video up until the murica fuck yeah part

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>Non germans unifying germany

>>3021195
Now if only it would be actual gold and not nickel with a toxic paintjob.

>>3020002
>original statue of Karl is covered with the black eagle on golden ground
>punny pedestal is later addition and covered in fleur de lis
Why are Frenchies wewuzzing this hard? Like entire western Europe was germed during the migration period, but only the Frenchies make a big fuzz about it.

>>3020322
Honestly I just feel better for the guy who wrote this. The insecurity is neckbeard tier.

Then I suppose that's basically what we wuzzers are, neckbeards..

>yfw Charlemagne is the ancestor of every European alive today

>>3023068
It's all fact, though.

>>3023015
>triggered

>>3023754
Feels fucking good.

Tfw this also means your related to Charles Martel


My dick can only get so hard

>>3023754
WE WUZ ROYALTY AND EMPRUHS AND BEAT THE MOORS AND SHEEEIIIIIIT

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>>3023068

>>3023588
>punny pedestal is later addition and covered in fleur de lis

The bust was made in Germany, so it's likely that the pedestal was made by a German, too. How do you know it was added later, btw?

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>>3023588
Albrecht Dürer's painting of Charlemagne also has a blazon with the fleurs-de-lis on it. It's got nothing to do with "wewuzing", that's just how people depicted him

>>3023588
>wewuzzing

It's you that are wewuzzing as French

We were okay with it at first because we wanted to ride the european bandwagon but now we've grow tired of your bullshit

it is now time for you to go back to your former condition of conquered Saxon

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>>3023588
>>3024586
Forgot the pic

>>3024586
>>3024590
You still don't take it well that Gaul was conquered by the germanic Franks?

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>>3024941
>germanic

The only thing germanic in us is the women that we taken as slaves when we conquered you


>Gaul was conquered by the germanic Franks?

Nope Gaul was conquered by us

>>3024590

do you know what 'so called' means?

>>3020398
Yeah i saved it for some reason i dont know when i will use it but i would just like to look at it again later.

>>3025010
And there he is wewuzzing again
>Chlodweg was totally not germanic
>No we totally where not beat by germanic tribes at Soissons back in 486
Like eery other western European territory, France got germed in the migration era. deal with it.
An interesting side note of history, French nobility origins in large part of germanic families that took over power after the Frankish invasion and made up the upper class of what would become France later. The Gallo-Roman under class was working the fields in the meantime.

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>>3020322
C-charlemagne ww-wuz black!!!

>>3025018


SO CALLED
falsely or improperly so named

as an example : deceived by a so–called friend

>>3025085
An interesting fact is that we raped your blondcuck race into being a minority

Germans went from being all blond haired into being merely 30% blond haired


You're merely our rape babies and are forced to wewuzz because your actual history consist to submit to your French overlord and be raped by them

>>3021324
it is supposed to be a meme retard

>>3023096
Happened twice.
Bismarck was a Sorb

>>3026126
>Bismarck was a Sorb
No he wasn't. Provide source if you claim such shit.

here is a nice documentation on how the germanic Franks conquered western Europe. Very informative!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA_SSpQDpl4

>>3020322
No, I don't believe it. I think some of this stuff is just bait by /pol/tards or racists to mock blacks with this we wuz meme now. I don't even think Hidden Colors talked about this. Seems fake.

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>>3026298

Pic related is a compendium of German history

>>3026392
The image itself mat be fake, but it's based on genuine Afrocentrism claims.

http://www.realhistoryww.com/
http://www.realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Misc/Crests/History_of_the_Holy_Roman_Empire.htm