>"I'll serve as the president of this and lead everyone"
>"Guys, we need to unify and be a real nation with our superior ideals"
>"Are we doing this? I'll write the shit up right now, lets rock and roll"
>"Franklin, Adams, lets talk to these french fucks and get this over with, I know how to deal with them"
>"I'll draft a Bill of Rights and our Constitution, fuck these cunts. Hamilton, lets go"
>"Alright, I'll be the president of our new congress and make sure this shit works right"
>"Fuck this all powerful british empire, we don't need to deal with their faggot shit boys."
>"Alright cool, I'll get some of my boys to fuck some red coats up and we'll start up the revolution, but I get dibs on biggest signature"
>We all will draft our declaration then and send it to congress. Fuck these red coat faggots"
>"I'm sneaking my signature on all of this shit, I want in on the 4chan thread hundreds of years from now guys let me fucking have this"
Wow good thread man, time well spent
this is like one of those historical facebook pages
cringiest thread in a long time.
I enjoyed it.
>"One does not simply secede from the British Empire,for the Empire Strikes Back.