Who would you rather save, /his/? Sophie Scholl or Anne Frank?
>>3015058
>saving women
What am I a cuck
Rosa Luxemburg :^)
Sophie, she's a woman.
Oh wait, I thought this was between her and her brother. Frank then, Sophie made a choice and faced the consequences, while the other was simply persecuted for being Jewish.
>>3015058
Neither. Gross.
>>3015067
*teleports behind you*
*throws you in a canal*
pssssh... nothing personal.. judeo-bolshevist
>>3015058
is this even a question?
Sophie Scholl looks like a man and was an active agitator to the nazis.
Anne Frank was just some faggot girl in an attic who wrote about her vagina in a book.
You have to actually be retarded to not pick anne.
Why not both?
>>3015384
>looks like a man
I look her up and I have a hard time believing it's not a tranny. Holy fuck.
Kill a traitor before an enemy y'know what I mean?
>>3015398
>That's just how German women look.
What's really up with that though? I mean seriously, there's a good chunk of them that look like actual men. Disgusting.
>>3015384
Good point, why the fuck would I save a martyr?
>>3015058
Save Sophie Scholl and convince her to lead an armed revolt against the Nazis and save Anne Frank by attacking the train carrying her to Auschwitz.
Killed two birds with one stone (okay maybe that's the wrong idiom, but you get the point). You can thank me for saving both those qts once after I'm done fucking them.
>>3015058
Anne. She was a curios teen who thought about sex EVERY SINGLE DAY
If Sophie Scholl was alive today she'd probably be some batshit feminist while Anne would be a QT.
>>3015058
*Stabs you in the bathtub
Heh, nothing personal Jacobin
>>3015058
Anne Frank so I can lovingly caress her pregnant belly in the middle of a park full of the smell of roses and the laughter of children on a spring afternoon. Just sitting there and marveling at her carrying the fruit of our love under her heart. Kissing her on the cheek on the cheek as the sun goes down and whispering in her ear that I can't wait until we get home so I can show her just how much I love her.
Don't get me wrong, Sophie Scholl was a lovely woman herself, but something tells me she wouldn't really be into that kind of personal intimacy. She's the kind of woman who devotes herself to a cause, not the type who would be content with just settling down and starting a family.
>>3015642
> Imply feminists don't think about sex everyday
What is the sex positive movement?
I'm gonna go with Sophie just because I'm a contrarian and I think she deserves some love too. The Frankfaggotry gets a little old after a while if you don't have a preggo fetish
>>3015058
>Sophie Scholl
>Female
>>3015862
>not making Sophie pregnant with the next generation of Antifa
>>3015887
On second thought it's probably better she lost her head
>>3015058
>>3015697
>ywn take a nine month pregnant Anne Frank out picnicking on a nice summer day
>ywn sneak to a nice hidden spot out of the way with her
>ywn become dismayed at how hot and tired she is and suggest maybe she should cool down by taking off some of her clothes
>she'll never slowly start pulling off her dress before realizing what you're actually trying to get her to do
>she'll never go like "screw it" and play along anyway
>ywn fuck your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne right there in the tulip fields
>ywn fill your sweet love oven with your seed as the sun sets over the Netherlands
>ywn hold hands as you both lie exhausted for the longest time
>ywn watch on smugly as she grabs a rag she uses to clean up your oozing jizz
>ywn be caught by a Dutch farmer who while initially angry that you trespassed on his property, realizes you're just a pair of lovebirds who didn't mean any harm and kindly asks you to clean up and leave
>ywn take Anne back to the car with the naughtiest look on your faces
>ywn put your hand on her belly and feel the baby kicking excitedly and giggle together at the thought of a little one soon joining you
feelsbadman
>>3016412
>>3016412
Did someone day trespassing on my property?
>>3015887
Doesn't /pol/ prank call the show that sells that shirt all time?
>>3015058
Sophie Scholl. Her story makes me very sad, honestly one of the few things in history that makes me emotional.
>"How can we expect righteousness to prevail when there is hardly anyone willing to give himself up individually to a righteous cause? Such a fine, sunny day, and I have to go, but what does my death matter, if through us, thousands of people are awakened and stirred to action?"
>>3018246
Scholl probably would've demanded that you save Anne instead Tbh.
She'd tell you that she had made her choice to stand up in defiance of Nazism and was prepared to accept the consequences, no matter how terrible. But that Anne was but a mere child, innocent of any crime, and that unlike Scholl, her people's (the Jews) very existence was under threat. Ensuring that she not only survived, but went on raise children of her own, and rebuild that which the Third Reich had attempted to destroy was more important.
>>3018472
Sooooo, where the fuck is the guy who drew this now? Did all the stupid this board tends to attract drive him off or some shit?
>>3015058
Neither, desu.
>>3018498
Someone claiming to be him was on /pol/ a week or two ago saying something about doing a /pol/ request thread on /d/. Nothing came of it though. Probably just someone else trolling
>>3015384
>active agitator
she was handing out anti-war pamphlets at a university
>>3018717
It was enough to warrant a death sentence from Judge Freiser.
>>3018738
I'm sure you've seen plenty of clips of Roland freisler raging and berating at his victims.
>>3018738
by Guillotine no less
>>3018824
Fun fact: Freisler's tirades got so out of control that Goebbels stopped allowing footage of his trials to be shown to the public because he was afraid they would create sympathy for the victims.
Anne Frank.
Sophie Scholl made a choice to defy the Nazis--the right choice, but ultimately that was the risk she took when she decided to speak out.
Plus if Anne Frank survived we wouldn't have to deal with the schlocking hell that has been the treatment of her diary in popular culture.
>>3015887
Is this the most autistic shirt of all time
>>3018917
This
Scholl went to her fate willingly, she was ready to sacrifice herself for what was right.
Anne was nothing more than a scared girl, she didn't want to be made into a martyr. She just wanted to live, to marry, to give birth and raise children of her own. That's why her story resounds with so many. Not because she was someone special, but because she could've been the girl down the street.
Scholl on the other hand possessed courage and fortitude that made her unique. But she wouldn't have hesitated for a moment to offer up her own life for Anne either.
TL;DR Girls like Anne who simply wanted a normal life were the kind of people Scholl fought and gave her life to protect. Sadly, Scholl naively believed she could fight the tyranny of the Nazis with the pen, when what was required was the sword. I am certain though that she wouldn't have shirked from picking up the latter if she had known about places like Auschwitz.
>>3015499
Master race where women look like men.
Frank. Scholl wouldn't want to be saved over her.
Also this movie is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqnD_165Ow4
>>3018237
>>3018932
It's sold by True Capitalist Radio, an Alt-Right/AnCap-themed internet show hosted by a Texas businessmen called Ghost.
It's as cancerous as it sounds. It's three hours of Trump cocksucking and hatemongering. And yes, /pol/ prank calls him on a daily basis, mainly to accuse him of being Jewish/being the secret love child of Anne Frank. Nathan Bedford Forrest and some Ukrainian guy in particular are quite fond of doing the latter.
video and pic are Nathan's trolling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3YGJPoCxw8
>>3019059
Are the beer can noises just inserted as a meme or does he really bang around a bunch of beer cans when he's angry?
>>3015058
Anne Frank was a qt and Sophie was not.
Anne was an innocent victim of the nazis, she dindu nuffin.
>>3019351
It's a sound effect. I don't even think he's actually particularly angry when he does it. It's just a gimmick and trolls love to using it to gauge their own talent.
Nathan made him rage over 40 times last year alone, mostly just using his twitter account.
http://truecapitalist.wikia.com/wiki/Cans.wav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eufLK2787vI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3nFFyMo7xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF8vZWPM0Bw
>>3015067
This desu. If the communist revolution in Germany succeeded, the world would have been a much better place.
>>3019508
It's supposed drawings of her in the post-war baby boom (mid-late 1940s) when she would around 16-18.
>>3019987
>If the Spartakists won we'd be on Mars right now
JDIMSA
>>3020024
The copypasta is set during the war and most pictures imply that the war is still going on / just ended. And even if it's set around 1950, she looks way too old (I refuse to believe a 20-year-old girl has breasts that sag like that).
There's no point in Anne Frank porn if you're going to go against the setting like that.
>>3020054
If we're going to talk about anachronisms, that copypasta itself is stock-full of them. No one in the Annex would've known about V-2 rockets, Sherman tanks, 88mm guns, and most of them were dead by the time Dresden was bombed.
And they sure as hell wouldn't know what Louisiana Tigers and the Rebel Yell were. Let's not even get started on that.
>>3020083
Ehh, the copypasta isn't written from the point of view of Peter van Pels but only from someone fantasizing about being him. The V2 rockets and the like are just mentioned to give us modern readers a better sense of the situation so those don't really count as inaccuracies.
>>3020110
Fair enough
Still pretty nonsensical though
>>3015076
Good answer.
>>3019025
What's with the Confederates and anti-Nazi memes?
>>3020054
Pregnancy makes boobs bigger and saggier anon. Very much so.
>>3018844
Executed by this guy.
>>3020165
Hatred of tyrannical centralized government and hatred of Nazism tend to overlap.
>>3019987
Bait right?
So I'm writing some Frank/BoB fanfic (my therapist said I should further explore my creativity), it's my first time writing anything of the sort. Anybody interested in what I have so far?
>>3021605
Sure, we could always do with some more Anne frank, whether it's written or drawn.
>>3019508
Desperately trying to hide their pedophilia.
>>3019987
Well, Germany would be a gigantic shithole, like every single communist country, so if that's better to you then whatever.
>>3021605
Someone greentexted an Anne Frank/Band of Brothers crossover, I'll post it below.
I've actually spent the last couple of weeks working on and off on an Anne Frank/Band of Brothers/Company H crossover for /dixie/ pol. It's about a quarter the way done.
>>3021605
>Anne Frank awakens on a chilly September morning on a dusty floor to the now familiar muffle of FlaK 36 AA guns
>She was smuggled out of Amsterdam months ago after she found out she was pregnant because she obviously can't give pop out a kid without waking up the whole town with her screaming
>She now "lives" on a decrepit property used by the Dutch resistance as a meeting place
>takes the occasional ass pounding from Dutch resistance fighters in exchange for more food
>She has no idea the rest of her family was arrested and deported to Auschwitz weeks ago
>Feels lonely and cold all the time
>Lives in dread of both being days away from giving birth and discovery by the Germans who have intensified their efforts to crush the Dutch resistance as Montgomery's tanks race towards the Netherlands
>The distant roar of aircraft engines grows louder
>Anne normally doesn't stick her head out the window for both fear of being seen by a passerby and because she's nine months pregnant and hates moving, but the now incessant noise is too much to ignore
>She peaks out the window
>Sees a low flying C-47 Skytrain passing over
>Then another one
>Then 10
>Soon after that, hundreds
>AA fire sends some of burning planes crashing to the ground, but for every one lost, another 20 make it through
>The gray sky is filled with thousands parachutes slowly drifting to Earth
>In a state of disbelief, Anne forces herself up, and waddles outside
>Some of the paratroopers land right in front of her
>She can vaguely make out flag armbands worn on their right shoulders as the flag of the United States
>Left shoulders have a strange brown and white bird she's never seen before
>Helmets have a white Spade painted on them
>It's fucking Easy Company, 506th PIR
>>3021948
wrong board
>>>/pol/
>>3022025
>Men from Alabama, Texas, Arkansas, North Carolina, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Illinois, New York, Oregon, California, Pennsylvania and countless other places spearheading the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation
>The soldiers begin to cut loose their chutes and life jackets
>Some need help pulling off their gear with the wind tugging their chutes and the harnesses locked
>Some of the soldier finally take notice of her and instinctually begin to raise their weapons before lowering after realizing she's not a German soldier
>Startled by their initially threatening behavior, Anne steps back toward the hut before stopping
>Eventually a half-dozen Americans, led by a tall and uncommonly fine looking officer break away from the mass of men and begin walking up to her
>it'sfuckingcaptainwinters.jpg
>Anne meekly waves at them as they approach, they return the pleasantry
>Winters asks in broken Dutch if she can speak English, she shakes her head repeating "Nee"
>Somewhat exasperated, Winters pulls a map from his jacket pocket and motions for her to point out their location
>She recognizes the nearby road and points it out
>Winter replies "danke" and pockets his map
>Noticing how malnourished she appears, Winters offers her a drink from his canteen
>She accepts, having relied on nothing but the foul-tasting river water for sustenance for days
>Winters quietly signals one of his staff, with a cigar hanging from his mouth to hand her a chocolate bar he had stuffed into his jacket pocket prior to the jump
>Anne misinterprets this gesture of kindness as an expectation of a favor and begins to unbutton her top
>A deeply religious man, Winters is offended and sharply says "no" in his native tongue, motioning for her to stop
>Embarrassed, Anne rebuttons her top, the other soldiers stare in bewilderment George Luz has to hold back the urge to laugh
>The sound of distant gunfire, followed by screaming breaks the silence
>>3022039
>Winters turns and notices a windmill in the distance with a parachute and a motionless figure hanging off of the fan
>He yells at the rest of Easy to get back in the moment and prepare to engage German troops attacking the DZ
>The entire company begin running toward the windmill nearby
>He turns to Anne and sternly points at the hut telling her to stay inside
>Understanding the message, Anne moves back inside and shuts the door
>Winters finally begins to run to catch up with the rest of the company who are already taking cover and opening fire on a column of German troops
And 60 years later, Anne Frank's claim to fame is a cameo in Band of Brothers Episode 4, Replacements
Pasta Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54sSF5JS_HA
>>3022039
>Winters quietly signals one of his staff, with a cigar hanging from his mouth to hand her a chocolate bar he had stuffed into his jacket pocket prior to the jump
>Anne misinterprets this gesture of kindness as an expectation of a favor and begins to unbutton her top
audible kek
>>3015058
Adolf 14/88 frickin Hitler, my man.
>>3022025
>>3022039
>>3022041
>>3022342
Now all we got to do is find a painter/drawfag edgy enough to illustrate it.
>>3015058
Tell Georg Elser to set the timer on that bomb back another 20 minutes and save both of them.
>>3021605
What I have so far:
The city is secured. Amsterdam is once again free.
This war must be in it's final stages, thinks Major Winters as joins he joins his Easy company combing through the houses of this ancient city, looking for stragglers,
remnants of the Nazi tyranny or collaborators. He corrects himself, E-company isn't his any more.
The responsibilities of the past few years weigh heavily on his shoulders
as he wearily pulls himself up the creaking stairs.
The M1 slung around his shoulder is an almost reassuring burden. It's real. It's not just in his head. Gripping the stock of the rifle eases the ominous shaking in his hand that he has noticed since Paris.
As Winters reaches the 2nd floor he thinks he hears the faint sound footsteps.
Instantly he unslings his battle rifle, crouches and slowly inspects the perimeter.
He can't hear anything, besides the faint cheers and laughing in the distance of the celebrating unshackled Dutch.
>>3023751
For some reason, either instinct or the fine strands of the Moirai controlling him, his
attention becomes fixated on the bookshelf. With a certain urgency he pushes the rack
to the side, uncovering a passage into another room.
The seasoned Major immediately flips the safety off his battle rifle and cautiously peers into the darkened chamber.
As his eyes adjust to the twilight of his surroundings, he notices two eyes staring at him, futilely trying to hide behind a stack of boxes.
Winters points his Garand at the spectre in front of him, and shouts: "Hände hoch, Aufgeben"
The phrase he had learnt fighting Germans seemed to have an effect, as a shadow gingerly rose
and advanced towards him. Leaving his right hand on the trigger the Major pulled out
his zippo and lighting the wick, Winters almost fell back in astonishment as the potentially hostile
shape turned into that of a teenage girl, clad in a too large summer dress, a dress that seemed to have a life of it's own, faintly swaying in the almost wind still chamber.
The figure stopped, staring at the swarthy soldier, still pointing a gun at her.
Major Winters stared at the nymph in front of him. A slender teenage girl with brown, shoulder length hair, staring at him with a mixture fear and curiosty
Tell me if I should continue, or if it's an exercise in futility
>>3015058
Sophie is clearly a man.....
so obviously him.
>>3023751
Just gonna point out. The 101st Airborne was pulled out of France prior to the liberation of Paris to prepare for Operation Market Garden. The Allied plan for Market Garden was to bypass the coast of the Netherlands (where Amsterdam is) and head straight for Germany, so Easy would never have even come near it even if the operation was a success.
>>3024500
*bypasses ur line*
Nothin' personnel, jerry
>>3023757
Make her pregnant so it continues with the theme of all these fanfics
>>3022028
Whats wrong faggot? You shouldn't have exposed your larping, samefagging self here. The funny irony is you tell anyon to go back to /pol/, and then continue spread your unoriginal politically motivated propaganda. The Jews have always tried to sell sex with Jewesses in order to garner popularity, figures you would instinctively continue that.
>>3020165
try to keep up anon.
>>3025898
This, either that or have her get impregnated by one of the soldiers
>>3025935
>not getting off to the thought of a nine months pregnant La belle juive straddling you with her long, thick, dark hair, large dark eyes, an olive skin tone, and languid expression
/pol/faggot plz go
>>3018246
I hope you realize that quote is made up bullshit.
She probablt cried her eyes out like any 21 yo girl would.
>>3015058
Whichever one will spread her legs faster (probably Anne)
>>3020197
>ywn be executed by a dapper gentleman
Why die?
>>3027142
>A heavily pregnant Anne Frank will never pin you to the wall, kissing you deeply before throwing you onto the bed
>She will never guide your throbbing hard cock into her pussy.
>She will never stare at you in pure lust as she rides your dick
>ywn cum deep inside her when her water breaks
Feels bad man
>>3015499
there's a good chunk of that everywhere in the world.
>>3030913
this
>ywn help her pull herself off herself off of you as she moans in a mixture of orgasmic pleasure and excruciating pain
>ywn try and calm her as she begins to panic
>ywn see her clench her teeth as the contractions start to roll through her body
>ywn sooth her skin with a wet rag as the sweat rolls down her, mixing with the tears that run from freely from her beautiful eyes
>ywn hear her grunting and realize she can only hold back her urge to scream for so long and she'll wake up the whole city
>thinkfast.jpg
>ywn French kiss Anne as she breathes in to shriek
>she will never feel an instant sense of relief for a few short moments
>ywn promise to kiss her passionately if she doesn't scream
>ywn kiss her and rub her stomach to relieve her aches with each contraction
>ywn feel Anne biting down your lip as she pushes, tearing the skin off bit by bit
>ywn have both your lips and hands locked with hers as Margot delivers the baby
>ywn pull your mouth from hers, your lips bleeding profusely, and kiss her rosy cheeks, leave a very wet and very red mark on them
>Edith will never complain that you two completely ruined the bedsheets and that she'll never be able to get them clean
>you and Anne will never kiss the baby goodbye as it's taken to be put in the care of a Christian family, promising you'll find your child when this terrible war is over and raise it together
>>3020165
I can only speak for myself but I have always been an admirer of Robert E. Lee Stonewall Jackson. Aside from their brilliant performances as officers, both had a commitment to the Christian virtues of compassion and humility that is rarely seen. Jackson in particular was so consumed by this that he was willing to defy the law run a Sunday school for slaves at a time when doing so could have resulted in a death sentence. Both of them feared missing an hour of Church more than they did a hail of bullets.
There is no doubt in my mind that had they still been in alive during WW2 and witnessed the masses of Jews being bullied, beaten, and led to their deaths. Had they heard the cries of Anne Frank and countless others, begging for someone to save them. Lee and Jackson would have both drawn their swords and if necessary, charged the gates of Auschwitz by themselves to stop it. And their leadership would have inspired others to follow them.
It's almost sad in a way. The ingenuity, courage, and devotion of those two was worthy of a far better cause. Such as stopping a band of godless sycophants/pagan LARPers' murderous annihilation of an entire people.
TL;DR Auschwitz was Hell, and men, reduced to tears, not of agony, but of heartfelt devotion, would have charged Hell itself for Jackson and Lee. And they would have led them.
>>3015397
Tranny here. Fuck you, we pass better than that. Girl, what is up with your receeding hairline?
>>3015242
>luxembourg
>bolshevist
spot the retard
>>3029447
Underrated question
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8jsPTt3sRo
>>3031339
>when this terrible war is over
>Not post-war
>>3015058
can we kill them both again, only better?
>>3019987
How can anyone maintain such a delusional world view
>>3032620
I got a major case of the feels and couldn't decide whether to make it they die and their ghosts watch over the baby or a joyful reunion post-war
>>3033122
IN THE AIRPLANE OVER THE SEEEEEEA
>>3033202
You're supposed to reply to the copypasta with that silly
>>3033122
Eh, I personally would've had Anne and Anon holding the baby together while Edith get's some spare sheets, then Anne and Anon sharing a kiss now that the baby has been born.
>>3034018
Okay rewrite
>ywn pull your mouth from hers, your lips bleeding profusely, and kiss her rosy cheeks, leave a very wet and very red mark on them
>ywn sit in the bed with Anne, holding the baby together, soaking your pants in blood
>ywn have your seemingly endless contention be disrupted by Edith complaining that you two completely ruined the bedsheets and that she'll never be able to get them clean
>"Oy gevalt, you two could've at least cleared the bed first!"
>ywn help Anne out of the bed while Edith tries her best to clean them
>ywn ignore the pain and kiss Anne on the mouth again, leaving her lips red as if coated with the brightest French lipstick
>>3034891
Noice
>>3034891
Edit
>"Oy gevalt, you two could've at least cleared the bed BEFORE bringing my first grandchild into the world on it! Made my job a little easier."
>>3034908
Thx
I might write a full length version if I could get a drawfag to give me some writefag fuel
>>3035625
plz do
>>3016412