Has anyone ever ridden a bear into battle?

>>3014990
The Danish and Norwegian Berserkers did often replacing the horse with the bear.
They also dual wielded two battle-axes and were covered in wolf/bear skin.

>>3015265
This


I've read one about a jute who wore the furs of a bear cub while he rode the mother into battle as a way to get the mother to becime even more aggressive thinking the rider to be her child.

>>3015273
Surely bears can't be this stupid

>>3015265
>>3015273
Dane here. Can confirm.

>>3015282
You'd be surprised what wearing a skinned child and some dabs of piss can do

I never understood how it came to be like this

From what I see and read the Scandinavians were wicked berserkers. 6'5, pure muscle and full of energy. Rading shitty euro villages day and night. Truly warriors of the past.

How are they now a beta cuck race with skinny tall fags that work in the ICT department?

>>3014990
My dream and life project is creating a breed of domesticated bears.

I want to fucking kill myself

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>>3015265
>>3015273
Source(s)?

>>3016006
Because they were not 6'3 pure muscle warriors but rather snow niggers that raided unprotected sea villiages.

>>3016113
It's a joke .

If you couldn't tell you need to find some bleach and chug that shit.

>>3016253
kys

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>>3016262
Wow.

What a great post

This post is truly the Magnum opus of your mental faculties isn't it.

A true crescendo of your life's work.

>>3016113
The Secret History of the Vikings

>>3015282

no we're not

>>3016034
One of my fantasies is fucking a bear or a very big woman

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>trusting bears

>>3016113
that idiot deserved to get eaten

>>3017716
>Fucked to death
Bear penises are as big as horse penises now?

>>3016040
Same but
Don't do it...

Unless you're a communist:(