>fought in the Battle of Anzio
>most decorated soldier in US history
>later met John Lucas, the man who planned Operation Shingle
>refused to shake his hand because he got too many American men killed
>forced him to salute because he had the Medal of Honor and Lucas didn't
>at the end of his life, ran into money problems and refused to act in commercials for cigarettes and alcohol because he "Didn't want to set a bad example"
>locked himself in a room for a week to kick an addiction to a sleeping pill cold turkey
>>301462
>was a manlet
he was bretty gud for a child soldier desu
>ameripoor only known for killing people
>>301479
>europoor jealous his country has never done anything of value
he was a bretty good actor too
>be Michael Wittman
>command a single Tiger tank
>singlehandedly stop the British advance at Caen for literally a month
Why are Anglos and Americans so bad at war?
>>301483
>MFW audie midget only exists because of europeans
>>301462
This nigga.
>>301491
>Brits and Canucks
>Americans
u wot
>>301491
> bad at war
> won
>>301496
all of America only exists because of Europoors, it doesn't mean we're not better.
We're like Europe mk 2
>Movie was made of his exploits in the war
>Was told his actual story was just too unbelievable and needed to be dumbed down for audiences
>>301462
*cough*