>you will never serve in the army of Gaius Julius Caesar >you

>>3011818
Red heads are Pan faced gooks

>>3011818
>Breeding your slaves
What could go wrong?

>>3011818
> Why live
Because "fuck them"

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>>3011825

Found someone with zero taste

>>3011827
Depends entirely on the genetic makeup of your slaves. Would breed Celtic slaves.

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>>3011825
>having objectively shit taste

Is there a name for this (OP) pure bred cum bucket?

>>3011879
some thot signed to kanye's record label

there is nothing pure about her

>>3011830
I know a girl that looks similar to this. Is the red hair and button nose a Celtic feature?

>>3011882
Negro, go! And don't forget those lips.

>>3011818
>no modern cosmetics
>no modern hygiene
>covered in small pox scars
>teeth are crooked
>qt
no

>>3011899

>It's the "MUH PEOPLE IN ANCIENT TIMES WERE DISGUSTING" meme...

No, just no.

They wouldn't have modern cosmetics sure, but people did wash themselves if anything out of necessity.

Teeth problems today are mainly caused by high sugar intake, something which wouldn't happen back then (Just look at the lack of cavities in ancient bog bodies n shit.)

>Wanting to deal with being peirced in face by spears chucked at you and having swords disembowel you all in the interests of a dude who is the main one benefiting from the glory in the end and all you get is a woman to rape and "bride catch" To give you a semblence of glory.
You're all pretty dumb imo

>>3011931
There were cosmetics back then

>>3012108
>not giving your life for a greater purpose
I'm sorry you're not inspired anon

>>3011931
notice how I said teeth are crooked, not that the teeth were rotten. Even if your "qt" did take care of her teeth they would still probably be crooked and some might be missing if she had a rot, which of course does happen.

People didn't have the same access to soap and deodorants that we have, meaning they would have smelled much worse than today. While I have no sources to back up this claim I imagine celtic women also didn't regularly shave their bodies in antiquity.

>>3012463
Do you know what soap is made out of anon? And what is perfume?

>>3012118
I would rather try to find my own rather than die for someone else's. Such a free thinker you are my little man

>>3011889
No its sub saharan.

the sex slave concept is T*rkish-tier and an impractical step in basic human evolution

>>3011818
Little does anon know, but the children born from his slaves would lead to a quicker fall for the roman empire and lead into celtic dominace in europe

>>3012463

The Romans didn't use soap because they had their own bathing system inherited from the Greeks based around sweating and scraping, but the Celts DID use soap, and made perfumes out of flowers of various kinds.

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>>3012552
If there's one thing Muslims got right, its their treatment of women

>>3012463
If you seriously think deodorant, perfume and fake American super white straight tether are what makes women attractive please jump on your gladius.

>>3012564
One thing you forgot is that Romans used oils(often scented) to help scrape off dirt from them in the bath. And they did use perfume, especially the women.

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>>3012477
This is why modern capitalism was a misstake.

*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFPFFFPFPFPFFF*
*snifffffffffff*
Hi-hihin-nnyessss

>>3012670
So every man can aspire to steal himself a wife through the many episodes of constant warfare and military campaigns that defined the premodern era? All which were done for someone else's cause which will not directly benefit you.

>>3012718
Nope, but try again. You might understand the concept of unity soon.

>>3012718
>which will not directly benefit you.

Being a soldier in a victorious army did, in general, directly benefit you.

>>3012541
>traits sourced from neanderthals
>subsaharan negroid origin
Does not compute

>>3012463
>People didn't have the same access to soap and deodorants that we have, meaning they would have smelled much worse than today. While I have no sources to back up this claim I imagine celtic women also didn't regularly shave their bodies in antiquity
are these supposed to be bad things?

>>3011830
Freckles are nasty

>>3011818
Not all Celts were Gaelic you know. In fact mainland Celts had a drastically different culture and ethnicity.

>>3012632
T.yuropoor with bad teeth

>>3012780
Besides raping/fucking a foreign women to make as your wife and things you steal.
Caesar gets most of the rewards and parades. But yes, enjoy wasting your life for someone else's vision and success

>>3013501
What are you bitching about? You think the average Roman deserves a Triumph? You think the soldiers in Roman armies didn't get, relative to their time and social station, absurd amount of wealth from successful campaigns? I can't tell if you are a cynical millennial that thinks powerful people just fuck over their subordinates or if you are just highly uneducated about history.

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>>3013356
t. turbo-pleb

>>3013519
What I mean is OP and I guess you, are niave as fuck as to romantasize and wish for the chance to live in an environment and time where you have to risk your life(with a high probability of ending brutally and dreadfully) for some one else's vision as the only means of getting ahead in the world, just so you can rape some "qt"women and get some plunder along the way. but by all means, I hope time machines end up being possible to construct so you may one day have your stupid wish come true.

>>3013246
I mean for one thing the shaving part is probably true...especially if we're talking about pubes. There are massive records that show women in most societies through the medieval era did not shave that area. Then we have legs and underarms. While legs is more of a genetic thing(yes some men and women just don't have hairy legs) the underarm hair is a given and I don't see why many societies of women in the past would go out of their way to shave it. Perhaps noble women in a few.

>>3012632
you're right, what makes women attractive is being THICK which would have been quite rare in ancient times