>be humanity >create hundreds of religions throughout history

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>be humanity
>create hundreds of religions throughout history
>all these religions reflect group traits at a given time
>be dessert sandniggers
>finally get it right with the Jewish God
>still reflecting culture at the time tho: wage battles, pillage, commit sacrifices, make books of laws to maintain governmental solitude (b-but this time it's different, for muh Jehovah of course)
>society advances and time passes on
>hippie and his hippie friends start telling everyone the rules are gay and you should just love each other
>people are decadent losers so they all say fuck the government and follow this edgy faggot and his buddies
>anarchist celebrity literally walks the street giving speeches, which seemed pretty dope at the time, so he gains more faggot friends some who write about him
>gets killed, then those same people go to write about how they saw him after death (which no one but them was ever able to confirm of course)
>society advances much more, present day
>now people contort all these writings to mean literally whatever they want, stimulating their superiority complex over their meaningless modern lives, shitty sinful actions, and fear of death
Christianity ladies and gentlemen: the one and only true religion.