For me, it's the Battle of Alesia

>>2991907
Yes, Gauls get fucked.

this battle was my fav meme when studing rome history

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>dude........ what if like
>we built a fort
>dude just listen
>i mean around the enemy fort
>like WOAH

how did anyone take him seriously

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>>2992243
>You're not locking us out, we're locking you IN
Fucking Madman

>>2991922
Lol no
We still revolted after the death of Caesar and we kept revolting until its collapse(see Bagaudae), and in the meantime we slowly but surely infiltrated the degenerate Roman Empire and forced the Romans to give us the citizenship

>>2992554
>Aha, the Gauls won
>Never mind the fact that we still speak a latin derivative despite being ruled by like 5 different German tribes since they came

>>2991907
>losing a siege when you have a bigger besieged strength than your opponent AND a relief army 3 times larger than the besieging army

those numbers have to be a fabrication, there is absolutely and utterly no way

>>2992554
>We

>>2992554
>we wuz

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>>2992563
>being ruled by like 5 different
Lol we aren't you nigel, we killed them all

And only the Franks (that were a Celtic tribe from Pannonia) quickly ruled before being absorbed


As for Latin, i'm currently modern Gaulish


The roman pest will soon die

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>>2992554
>Getting conquered was part of plan

>>2992619
You're probably a Breton memer. You're not Gauls.

Nobody even knows the Gallic Language

>>2992636
>implying
We even have dictionaries of the Old Gaulish language(Savignac, Delamarre), as for Modern Gaulish it was reconstructed using both the Old Gaulish and comparative linguistics

http://www.moderngaulish.com/

>>2992653
You're French, not Gaulish

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>>2992661
Nope

I'm a Gaul, my blood and my gods are Gallic, and soon my language will be too

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>>2991907
>babbies first historical battle

>>2992554
(you)

>>2992704
>get BTFO so hard you need to reconstruct an identity that's been dead for two thousand years

I mean it's better than speaking Arabic I suppose