Hindu mythology is filled with DBZ+ level shit.

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Oh yeah? Abraham's knife gives a +1 bonus in all dick chopping throws.

You can't fight without your dick. Not so tough now eh?

>>2990431
>why would they write their characters and hero's to be so over the top powerful as opposed to more relaxed "Zeus throws lightning bolts lol"?
Hinduism is like fanfic: the religion.

>>2990457
>fanfic: the religion.
Isn't that basically Islam towards Judaism? But instaed of Jews being in centrum it's Arabs being G-d's chosen to bring forth the Mahdi.

Lord shiva is the most op non monotheistic god out there pal.

>>2990447
I didn't even chuckle.

>>2990431
>why would they write their characters and hero's to be so over the top powerful as opposed to more relaxed "Zeus throws lightning bolts lol"?
Because it's cool. Wouldn't you want your God to the coolest one of them all?

>>2990431
I'm more wondering why YHWH never had any cool battles. The most exciting fight I can remember was that snake fight between Moses and the Egyptian sorcerers.

Because who would worship a non-over the top god?

O praise mighty Abellio, god of apple trees. May he...uh make my apples tasty? (Actual Celtic god btw)

>>2990517
Because his followers were too busy slaughtering non-believers and cutting dicks.

>>2990517
There is a psalm that says Yahweh fought with the Leviathan, an obvious Marduk versus Tiamat rip off, but the scribes didn't include the extant battle in the final version of the Bible.

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>>2990492

>he doesn't worship Huizilopochtli the aztec hummingbird wizard

Get on my level, casual.

>>2990431
It's a metaphor of metaphysics

>>2990517
Yahweh is weak as fuck
>And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

>>2990932
Lmao Yahweh stronk gib foreskin

>>2990431
You could ask the same about the analogy you drew. Why is Dragon Ball Z so ridiculous? Because it's entertaining. The gods could engage in entirely boring mundane activities to metaphorically communicate divine mysteries to mortals (and this is done in many texts) but why not also engage in huge world burning space battles for dharma?

>>2990431
Personally I find Hinduisms evolution to be a fascinating thing. It's descended from the Vedic religion which is of indo-European origin and is similar to others with deities like Indra who is similar to deities like the Hellenic Zeus and Slavic Perun, and it also possesses stuff such as Soma which is a drink of the gods similar to Ambrosia. Hinduism however is also descended from southern Dravidian religions and because of Indias history has branched into thousands of different sects. There are even sects of Hinduism that worship rats because of this for crying out loud.

>>2991869
>It's descended from the Vedic religion which is of indo-European origin

WE

>>2990932
so does deuteronomy say that the king can't acquire an excessive number of horses because he needs Israel to be weak enough to control?

>>2991901
WERE

>>2991901
There's nothing remotely controversial about what he said. Mong.

Currently writing my BA about how people integrate mythic/religious narrative into their lives in a meaningful way w Hinduism as a case study w Wendy Doniger advising ask me something

>>2990466
Except Islam accepts everyone while Judaism is for God's chosen only.

>>2991968
HINDUS

>>2992668
AND

>>2992671
SHIET

>>2991869
>worship rats
I know only 2 of them...

At least it's better than DBZ- It has porn!!

>>2990517
There's this.

>That night the angel of the LORD went out and put to death a hundred and eighty-five thousand in the Assyrian camp. When the people got up the next morning--there were all the dead bodies!

>>2992663
Anyone can convert to Judaism.

>>2992650
Can you get her autograph?

Any particular region you are working on?

>>2993795
Lol yes I could, she's a wonderful lady. It's interesting for me as a scholar of religion and anthropology to listen to her talk because she's the foundation for so much modern religious studies... but that means she's also de facto an old guard academic so we don't agree on everything, e.g., she is a hardcore structuralist.

I focus on the epics as well as medieval bhakti poetry and classical Indian philosophy. Just finished writing a paper about Indian notions of gender and how it becomes fluid during sex. The Kama Sutra calls woman on top "woman playing the man's role" and you have tons and tons of male poets talking about how they want to be fucked by Vishnu.

It is about as retarded as DBZ, I'll give it that.

>>2995581
Let's see you create something as great as it is. The only literature expertise you have is shit posting on a weaboo imageboard in a basement.

>>2994973
heh anon, tell her to fight the good fight against the saffron morons in charge of India.

>>2990932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_wrestling_with_the_angel
In some versions it was Yahweh who he fought. Krav Maga stronk!

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>>2994973
Does she have an opinion on pic related?

M. L. West is this huge scholar of the Greeks.

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>>2995605
>saffron morons in charge of India.
As opposed to socialist Islamic shills who kept India divided and economically isolated for around 40 years from independence until a 'saffron moron' opened Indian Markets in 1991?

>>2995633
>saffron moron
>Narasimha rao was a saffron moron
ebic.
Enjoy giving your shekels to the nationalist(tm) government so that it can show you adverts about how much vikaas is happening.

>>2995640
Anyone who does not follow indian liberals are branded as nationalist. I dont give money to BJP but i sure as hell support some of their policies. You are sounding butthurt like the rest of congress suppoting filth who became poor during the demonetization.

Kek every religion is an anime one way or another
I mean islam is like a cliche isekai jojo anime with mohammad having the jewjew mark on his shoulder and being a desendant of the jewstar abraham
being an orphan and his uncle being the wise old mentor who dies later
A revenge plot of him avenging his bros who were killed by pagans
And a harem filled with milfs a loli a childhood freind,a tsundere jew and a yandere who wanted to kill him and a slave girl

Newfag here, i was looking for a good anime to start out
My friends say the odyssey or trojan war are good entrence animes
What do you guys recomend?

>>2991869
>There are even sects of Hinduism that worship rats because of this for crying out loud.

no there are not

>>2996040
What is the Karni Mata temple.

>>2994973

you know she's notoriously full of shit right? I always cringe at the way she writes and the way she tries to shoehorn nonsense like this into hinduism. The kama sutra is not a religious book

>>2996060

a temple, not a sect. All life is regarded as sacred in hinduism. Its not the same as worship in the sense of how a god is worshipped

>>2996060

thats a temple to the goddess of war

>>2996074
India hates her writings right?
Does she have a valid point or is she just applying her own cultural bias to hindu literature?

>>2990457
>>2990466
I have 0 background in study but here is my theory.

In a polytheistic religion there are going to be hundreds of different priesthoods for the different gods. And all of them are competing with each other so there's constant attempts to say one guy's god out does another guys god. There's going to be constant despiutes about which gods out rank the others, which ones are more importaint in your life, more worthy of worship.

One thing you can do is impress people with stories about how the god your priesthood studies did something really awesome.

I'm not sure but I think there isn't a clear chain of command for the Hindu gods which creates all this chaos. In the Greek religion Zeus is ontop

>>2992650
Studying under Doniger is a good way to hate Hindus and get a huge superiority complex

>>2992650
Who dat bitch? Is she hot?

>>2997049
Explain.

>>2997032
There have been tensions between different sects in Hinduism but never about who's god is stronger. The multiple gods in Hinduism aren't gods in the abrahamic sense. There is only one philosophical god but many versions and avatars who have different levels of authority and power. And even the most powerful god's get their shit rekt if the break Dharma. The only supreme god in Hinduism is the universe/bhraman itself, it's laws from where dharma arises are the manifestation. Thats the core belief anyway. A lot of the gods are tribal deities that got incorporated into the pantheon since the belief is that the manifestation of the universe that you worship has no bearing on how dharmic you are or your ultimate oneness with the universe. You're right that folk tales about weapons and great battles got incorporated into the religion but it was with the caveat that the good or bad that certain god's do doesn't effect the worshippers behavior. So if you worship a god who was a amoral in some way doesn't mean that karmic laws won't apply to you for being immoral in the same way.

>>2997063
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_Hinduphobia:_A_Critique_of_Wendy_Doniger%27s_Erotic_School_of_Indology

>>2995781
i r8 i8 9/11 m8.

>>2996016
this>>2995781

>>2996040
Rats live there as pets.
Humans don't bother them nor they.
People pets Tarantula, Iguanas, Snakes for fucks sake,and you shitpost about this!

>>2996176
Based eternal burger friend.
Probably never had a IBC-so she shitposts irl.

>>2997063
Hot as a steamy pile of vommited out cheeseburger.

>>2997450
shit, 2997450 wrong target fuck!

>>2990431
>it's just like muh fr**kin epik cartoonz xDDDDddd
report sage hide

>>2995610
Reading this for the first time weirded me out, because its one of those interesting things that happens in the Bible that actual Christians almost never talk about. Same with the tree of life, everyone acts like there was just this one apple tree in the middle of the garden of Eden.

>>2995605
Lmao yep, I was in Pune studying with Arshia Sattar when trump was elected and thru demonetization, I think truthfully the way she handles controversy is not the most productive and no amount of psychoanalyzing the Mahabharata will put the BJP out of power.

>>2996074
Kek the fact that your disagreement is over whether the Kama sutra is religious shows how little you know. Obviously the Kama Sutra is not a ritual text, but it points to cultural attitudes that were present at the time. The book is literally a guide to living for upper class playboys.

>>2995599
Nice!

>>2995581
still less retarded than christianity though

>>2990431
Well where do you think toriyama got his best ideas from? From indian myths, legends and folklore. In sri lanka they have a legend about the warriors of the golden flame. Word for word description of super saiyans.

>>2990517
>The most exciting fight I can remember was that snake fight between Moses and the Egyptian sorcerers.

This sounds like something out of Conan.

>>2999528
It's not as great as it sounds. It's like watching wizards fight using only the lowest level summoning spells.

>>2998472
What about the fact that she never had any formal training in psychoanalysis?
>elephant trunk looks liek benis xD

>>2990517

No need to make up crazy stories of a God doing battle when the followers already are intimidating enough in their zealotry.

> Cut their own dicks out of faith
> Genocidal holy wars
> Go full rebellion mode against Babylon, Persia, and Rome out of zealotry despite them being fairly nice to you for the period.
> Again, so faithful they cut their dicks...

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Hinduism has a lot more sacred texts than any other religion. This includes the Indian version of the Iliad.

It has DBZ-level shit because the Mahabharata is the product of poets from a warrior culture trying to create the coolest battle scenes possible to entertain themselves and their audience. If they were born in 20th century Japan they'd be making DBZ and mecha anime.

Hell the entire Mahabharata is like Gurren Lagann but with the Anti-Spirals winning.

>karna will never pierce the heavens with his aniki duryodhana

Reminder that Vishnu is an antispiral piece of shit.

>>2994973
>and you have tons and tons of male poets talking about how they want to be fucked by Vishnu.
Tell me more

>>3001253
>Reminder that Vishnu is an antispiral piece of shit
No, he isn't

>>2990517
Read Nietzsche

>>2990431

It's actually the norm for Indo-European mythology to be wildly over the top. Look at the shenanigans the Celtic mythic heroes get up to, or the insane shit Thor gets up to in the sagas. The Greeks and Romans largely lack this aspect because of the influence of the middle eastern mythologies, which are more grounded (Gilgamesh fights a big bull and fails to achieve immortality. Meanwhile, Thor lifts a mountain and drinks a sea, and CoChullain kills forty men with a stick, trains with a goddess, and has a GAR as fuck magic spear).

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>>2990892
>Skeleton women with snake dicks will descend from the stars and kill us all if we don't keep sacrificing people

Aztec mythology sounds like one of my Japanese mangas.

>>3002630
>It's actually the norm for Indo-European mythology to be wildly over the top.

WE

>>2996060
Stop watching documentaries created by the enteral Anglo propagandist.

Those rats in the temple aren't worshipped. The rats happened to infiltrate the temple and the people who attend the temple are being compassionate towards them, as they should with all sentient beings.

>being this fooled by propaganda

Off yourself

>>2990431
POO

>>3002936
Stuff like this is basically how doniger and Aslan types cope with either the philosophical or social bankruptcy of their religions.