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5 million T-Rex's vs. Nazi Germany (1940) Who wins?

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5 million T-Rex's vs. Nazi Germany (1940)

Who wins?
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>>2987514
Jews
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>>2987516
The rat always wins when the cat and the dog fight.
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goDAMN is that its massive T-Rex dick?
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>>2987514
Depends on a lot. Whether or not were talking about a midwar Wehrmacht, or D-Day point Wehrmacht, or immediate start of the war Germany.

From whence did the Tyrannosaurs come? What particular areas are used as staging grounds? Are the Germans fighting the Allies or is the temporal rift so big that it has sucked the Allied population off the face of the Earth?

Are the T Rexes being coordinated? Are they intelligent? Are they immune to modern diseases? What is their overall goal in this invasion?
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The ones with artillery and airplanes, I'd assume.
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>>2987568

T-Rex evolved such small arms because they normally mounted chainsaws and gattling guns on them.
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>>2987565
Not OP here but I'll give you something to work with. Assuming Hitler's mobilization of troops into the Rheinland DMZ was in 1940- it would make a pretty good staging ground for this hypothetical; a small portal spits out 5 million adult T-Rexs across the aforementioned DMZ just as the Nazi troops enter. The dinosaurs are immune to disease, and about as smart as a bear or tiger- maybe a little more intelligent. What would happen?
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>>2987565
Now the initial problem that T Rexes face is naturally the Panzer. Capable of piercing the armor of a Sherman from 900 meters, a standard HE round would make short work of a T Rex and whatever was behind it.

A standard German fireteam would likewise be well equipped to handle such a large target with high power small arms. Grenades would be ferociously effective in this new age of swarming warfare.

I think the Rexes would take very heavy casualties. Any attack against a fortified position would be absolute suicide. But woe be to the isolated squad or battalion that begins to run out of ammo or fuel. The T Rexes will make absolute mincemeat of any Nazi unlucky enough to be sent into a forested area or a small town without full armored support. Even then, the Tyrannosaurus has the edge of an immensely powerful charge. While not enough to push a tank over, it could certainly divert its course and push it into a ditch.

Those half tracks would be fucking horrifying to ride in.
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>>2987514
>1941
>Germany has conquered France, Denmark, Poland, Norway, Yugoslavia, Greece, and North Africa
>Hitler declares war on the USTR
>The Union of Soviet Tyrannosaurus Rexes
>Operation Jurassarabia commences
>initially the top of their class panzers punch through the trex lines, destroying shit tons of dinosaur industrial ability
>then Josef Rex moves national industry to the ural mountains
>The newly produced trex-34's armored divisions at Kursk and the Rex Army at tyrannograd finally break the advance of the germans
>The rex army has 5 million trex's covered in iron soviet armor to block the bullets and make their ww1 tactic of just rushing the enemy work
>with the ingrained antitankrex unit to deal with the german armor
>1945
>the rex army is laying seige to Berlin
>the roars of the motherland can be heard in hamburg
>mfw
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>>2987640

5 million multi ton rexes stampeding across a small front?

Nazis are decimated. Rexes lack the coordination to conquer Germany but inflict massive casualties.

If they are organized into an effective military, maybe a small midget rides on their head and steers them, the rexes win.
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>>2987514
A T-Rex is about as big as an elephant. A squad could bring one down with small arms fire, nevermind using things like artillery or airplanes. The T-Rexes get slaughtered and the Nazi agriculture ministry tries to think of a way to deal with the windfall of meat before it all goes bad.
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>>2987727
>small midget
Just how tiny are we talking here?
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>>2987640
If there is no greater intelligence controlling them, T Rexes would be pretty fucked in the long term. But those poor fuckers sent in to the Rhineland would be on the recieving end of a T Rex bukkake from beyond time and space.

The initial attacks would be fucking ferocious. Hans is ripped out of the troop transport and carried, screaming into the darkness. Foxholes become a grotesque Jello pudding cup to these titanic beasts. Grown men scream for their mothers and fire into the darkness. Forests are torched in order to deny the enemy their advantage.

Hundreds of thousands of Nazis perish over the course of a ferocious battle for the mountains and forests. Panzers would be the mobile bastions for the troops. Field artillery like .203mm guns and heavier machine guns would scatter whole hordes of the fuckers, and Wehrmacht battle doctrine favored the MG in the squad. Communication would be vital if the Nazis were to survive.

High command would probably fire every single artilery cannon in Western Europe at those 30 square miles within 1 week, and by then its a question of which rexds were smart enough to regroup and head to the Ardennes
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>>2987727
>>2987747
I'm thinking the midget has to be about the size of an average macaque. Plus the size of some tophats for said midgets.
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>>2987747
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>>2987514
The Nazis win. Rexes are just animals. A single machine gun emplacement could slaughter thousands of them if they tried to attack.
>>2987536
Nah, they had one of their pelvic bones aligned forward and down. You're seeing the lump that bone makes in the rex's outline.
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>>2987514
One Maus can take out 6 million T-Rexes
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>>2987568
1940 Nazi Germanies are doomed then
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