What was Rasputin's deal?

he had a massive pecker so the tsar kept him around as a bull for his wife

(this is actually quite likely btw)

>>2983669
He was a forerunner of modern corrupt televangelists tbqh.

Bull things

>>2983669

HE WAS BIG AND STRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGqtow9AYs

He was the lover of the russian queen

>>2983669
To become "from dirt to princes" like we use to say. Looks like he also sincerely wanted to help his Fatherland by influencing the family. But he was shady and his questionable image made more danger than he 'helped' them.

>>2983669

I personally view him as an eccentric but well-intentioned man who was the victim of malicious rumors.

>>2983669
Tried to strengthen Russia.

>>2984060

Shame he didn't make the new heir after the shitty one dies of hemophilia.

>What was Rasputin's deal?
He had a Full House (Romanov) which made the Tsar's wife Straight Blush.

>>2983669
He was the very embodiment of democracy.

>>2983669
It was a shame how he carried on

>>2983669
He was Russia's greatest love machine.

He literally had magic powers
>could predict future
>could cure disease
>hypnotism
>immune to poison
>immune to blunt trauma
>unnatural strength

>>2983669
How the fuck did he heal the kid

>>2985515
He didnt, Russian doctors at the time we're just exacerbating his symptoms with bad treatments. By telling them to hold off, it allowed the kid to recover.

>>2985515
It was mostly psychosomatic, he had an understanding of the mind and body's connection that was ahead of his time

>>2985515
They were using aspirin to try and solve the whole bleeding problem, just that aspirin thins the blood.
Crazy fucker thought medicine was nigger shit so he got them to fuck off with it.

>>2983669
A 9 inch schlong

black magic

>>2983669
usually donkey dickings for occult favor, at a very reasonable rate of exchange. Thats why he was shot by the aristocracy, the economists of sex.

>>2985553
>how best to treat hemophilia
>maybe not bloodletting?
genius