You will never be a king and marry a qt 3.14 princess

>>2976817
why even live

>>2976817
Nothing's stopping you from seizing power and doing so

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>>2976817
Kings are overrated. Seize the power. Seize the princess. Take what is yours by conquest.

>>2977202
There is a lot stopping you from seizing power and doing so

>>2976817
Once nuclear obliteration happens, you can form a kingdom and rebuild civilization at your wish.

I wouldn't want the attention that comes with being a king

>tfw I'll never be politically assassinated

>>2976817
>you will never be a prince and get married against your will before you become the king to some inbred bitch with a Habsburg jaw who will probably cuckold you with one of your own courtiers

ftfy

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>ywn be raised from the gentry to matrilineally marry a 40 year old noblewoman, the last of a dynasty, whomst you must to seed 3 times a day in the hopes she will produce an heir to carry on the ancient lineage

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>>2977746
>mfw I fantasize about this exact situation all of the time

>>2977670
Wuss