ITT: ethnicities that survived against all odds

>>2972698
Jews.

>>2972698
Correct my if i'm wrong but let's compare you to the Jews:

You don't speak Akkadian, Jews speak Hebrew
Jews still worship YHWA and even made him into the basis of western world religions, you however don't worship the original pantheon like Baal but worship the Judean god.

>>2972698
Everyone bitches about how we need an independent Kurdistan. I say fuck that, independent Assyria.

>>2972741
>Assyrians
>Baal
Don't you mean Ashur?

>>2972741
They speak Aramaic. Same as the Ancient Assyrians

>The Neo-Aramaic languages are ultimately descended from Old Aramaic, the lingua franca in the later phase of the Neo-Assyrian Empire, displacing the East Semitic Assyrian dialect of Akkadian. Aramaic was the language of commerce, trade and communication and became the vernacular language of Assyria in classical antiquity.[137][138][139] By the 1st century AD, Akkadian was extinct, although some loaned vocabulary still survives in Assyrian Neo-Aramaic to this day.[140][141]

>>2972698
Armenians managed to survive and preserve their culture in the ME, which was conquered by every important empire since 2000BC. Similar for Georgians.

Koreans should be full-blown Chinese by know, they survived literally by being autistic (and living in mountains).

That Abos didn't commit collective suicide after the settlers introduced mirrors and allowed them to see their faces also deserve a honorable note.

>>2972856
>they survived literally by being autistic
What do you mean?

>>2972856
Kek don't bully Abos

>>2972884
They were very introverted and were mostly concerned with internal politics, arts and confucianism. I think they called themselves a hermit kingdom for some century.

>>2972884
Hermit Kingdom.

Joseon Korea closed itself up to any foreign entry.

We're talking way beyond Japan tier seclusion.

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>>2972698
That's cause they always kept to themselves in the so called "Christian triangle", were Kurds have protected them so they could live and maintain their culture and ways.

But now the Kurds are tired of their lazy piece of shit asses and are gonna liberate their rightful lands from them.

>>2972917
Rightful land? Assyrians were always living there for thousands of years before you goat fuckers arrived. Besides that, why are you supporting terrorists?

Sami people

>>2972767
Why not both? Mideast is gonna Balkanize sooner or later, it sort of already has unofficially. Give the Chaldeans and Druze a state too.

>>2973061
Kurds want all of Upper Mesopotamia

>>2973087
Kurds have always been delusional.

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>>2972728
>Jews
>Keeping their ethnicity
Nice meme

>>2972856
Han Chinese never really cared about assimilating Koreans for most of their history. They didn't even care about other territories outside of China Proper

>>2973121
/pol/ says they're semitic

>>2973169
>/pol/ says
Wew and /pol/ is the ultimate authority on genetics?

>>2973212
/pol/ says it is

>>2973169
Not really. A lot of them subscribe to the khazarian hypothesis and other debunked theories, like this guy probably does: >>2973121

>>2973221
Fuck off back to /pol/ then

>>2973169
/pol/ are a bunch of retarded kids.

>>2973212
No theapricity is

>>2973253
>anthrotard boards
Literally /int/: forum edition

>>2973236
No I don't, jews are mixed that's all, a lot of conversions, rape and adultary took place the last 3000 years
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews

>>2972698
Why do people keep calling them Assyrians when we can call them Suryoyos?

>>2973242
You doesn't sound much older.

>>2973259
Everyone is mixed. You could say the same for Arabs and North Africans.

That article presents information from studies that show that the major Jewish groups descend from a common ancestral pool. Surprisingly Jews have little central european admixture. Most of it seems to be South-East European.

>rape
Not the rape meme.

>>2973259
Also non-paternity events are rare, despite MRA memes to the contrary.

http://www.nature.com/hdy/journal/v115/n5/full/hdy201536a.html
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/06/the-paternity-myth-the-rarity-of-cuckoldry/

>>2972778
Shamash was more important for them, but Ashur was their patron deity.

>>2972929
You know that goat fuckers also applues to assyrians right?

>>2972698
Germans
>No nation state until mid-18th century to unite the people
>Lost both world wars
>Still a surviving culture

Same with Polish people
>Be under occupation for centuries
>Still alive

>>2973301
Is this ironic? Tell me this is ironic.

>>2972698
>Assyrian_people
Not for long. They are going to get genocided by the K*rds soon.

>>2973667
>Lose the Frankish wars so bad that original inhabitors of walloons are pushed back behind the rhine.
>Genetically, it is nearly impossible to tell apart a Frenchman from a German
lmao

>>2973426
>mixed
>ethnicity that survived
Pick one

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>>2973736
>muh ASSyrians
who gives a shit about some limp-wristed faggots that surrender whatever chance they get

Kurds are the future of the ME and together with the US they are gonna take out all the disgusting Arab, ASSyrian, Turkroach and (F)ersian trash

>>2973753
They're pretty close, and derive the bulk of their ancestry from there. Alongside samaritans, and some druze, lebs and palestinian groups - namely palestinian christians, those are among the closest descendants of the Israelites.

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>>2973764
>Kurds are the future of the ME and together with the US they are gonna take out all the disgusting Arab, ASSyrian, Turkroach and (F)ersian trash
The delusion of K*rds will never cease to amaze me.

>>2973258
That's what makes them so good

>>2972698
>without cucking your religion

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Assur says "hi", you soon-to-be-extinct race of god-betrayers. Your vile race is cursed and will soon pass from this world, never to be mourned.

>>2974615
But /int/ is the worst board after /his/

>>2974640
t.satan
Pagan shit needs to be destroyed.

>>2973061
>>2972767
Where does this concept that every meme nationality in the middle east deserves a state come form ?
>druze
you've got to be shitting me...

>>2973667
>>Be under occupation for centuries
only one

>>2974658
>t. /pol/

>>2973667
>Germans
>Still a surviving culture
not for long

Also the Parsis are an interesting people, not like theyll last that much longer either

>>2974640
>1438
>still being a shirkfag
Christianity is not perfect but it's still billions time better than fucking paganism

(dot) indians?
they keep moving from one conqueror to another and still managed to keep a continuous religion.

>>2972698
As an "ASSyrian", I knew the moment I saw this thread that it would be full of stupidity. Including the OP's image and the Wikipedia articles written like a pamphlet.

Besides that, stupidity or ignorance in the 3rd post: >>2972741

>You don't speak Akkadian, Jews speak Hebrew

Do you not know that Hebrew was revived, mixed and modernized in the last century? There's no comparison with the continuity of Aramaic. There is in fact direct connection with Akkadian in the regions where Akkadian was widely spoken, as confirmed by linguistic fieldwork in the Nineveh plains. But even besides that, they speak the language by which Hebrew was replaced in antiquity, with no reforms or public education, in the same area for over 2 millennia.

>>2973288
Suryoyo is one group, west of the main Assyrian area, largely following the Syriac Orthodox Church which has been separate from the Church of the East for a longer time than 90% of churches, if I'm not mistaken. You're probably from a place where there are more of them than the other groups, and some will insist they're not Assyrians, especially if they associate the word with the CoE. They speak a different group of dialects of the language.

>>2973736
>going to
See WWI. And several times before and after.

>>2975175
/k/

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>>2975549
Hi, I have a few questions.

What areas would Assyrians claim if they were not genocided in the 20th century? I know that today they primarily claim the Assyrian triangle, but back in the day they claimed some more territory. Can you tell me more about the territories outside of the triangle that could've realistically been incorporated into a modern Assyrian nation-state? Are there other ancient sites that are significant to Assyrian identity but are now inhabited by others and are practically impossible to incorporate? What sites and cities are the most important to Assyrians? Which cities are the most inhabited?

>>2974911
Less durka durka moon worshippers, the better.

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>>2974911
White people and their stupid nationalism

>>2973166
They assimilated the Yue people in the South though, we don't consider them anything but Chinese

>>2975571
please respond

>>2972698
Finns
They would speak swedish or russian by now if it wasn't for their autism

>>2972917
>friendship ended with Assyria

>>2973749
>b-but muh aryanism

hahaha

>>2975571
Thanks for your questions.

>What areas would Assyrians claim if they were not genocided in the 20th century? I know that today they primarily claim the Assyrian triangle, but back in the day they claimed some more territory.

I looked up the "triangle" now as both the Mosul plain and the broader region excluding the Euphrates part on that map are triangular. If the claims have been reduced, it's partially because anyone fleeing the persecution without leaving the whole area would probably end up in Iraq. If they really tried, there are enough people originating from current Iran and Turkey territory that could go back. Not all were killed, but all political power was gone. The fact that the nationalism focuses on ancient Assyria also places emphasis on Iraq since that's where they were centered.

>Can you tell me more about the territories outside of the triangle that could've realistically been incorporated into a modern Assyrian nation-state?

If you are referring to the Iraq triangle, then definitely the neighboring areas in Turkey and Iran, specifically the Urmi plain in Iran and Hakkari in Turkey are notable. The Urmians are distinctive in several ways but many have left Iran. SENNA on that map also had a significant presence. Hakkari also had the seat of the CoE patriarch, Qudchanis, which still has sites standing. As for the western area on the map, I don't know the details of Syriac people, who are there. Another noteworthy place outside of that map is the villages of Maloula near Damascus. They may be the last remnant of Mediterranean Aramaic. Almost the only native Muslim speakers can be found there, but it's also a center of some current Christian sites.

Southeast of the smaller triangle, and north of Baghdad, is quite noteworthy as not only is their principal TV network but since 2015 the CoE patriarch is located in Arbil. I think there are also some large villages that were once fully Assyrian and have now received Kurds (cont.)

>>2975843
That southeastern area of Arbil and Kirkuk is sometimes overlooked since it's beven more Kurdish for longer, I guess. There are more neighborhoods in the cities further south, as well as Mandaeans in the Persian Gulf area who retain some ties with them (and have their form of the language too). Furthest south, in the Gulf area itself, I think some places are of historical/cultural significance there. Finally, I should say that Urfa and Nisibin in current Turkey are the source of much of their culture and traditions from the pre-Islamic times. Around there or west of there is where the Syriacs are, the smaller triangle is not very close and does not represent their status well. They have many of their own sites and monasteries.

>Are there other ancient sites that are significant to Assyrian identity but are now inhabited by others and are practically impossible to incorporate?

That's a hard question, not least because I'd like to think it's not impossible. There are entire towns where they've been kicked out in the last few years because of you-know-who. And all those ancient sites they've destroyed, well, some were inhabited and some weren't but they're all precious. I believe that along with the historic settlement of Qaraqosh where they apparently speak oone of the most ancient dialects, they destroyed and plundered the monastery of Mar Behnam, (mar = lord or saint), gloating about shattering the tomb of Behnam himself from the 4th or 5th century. Muslims have been attacked too, obviously the supposed tomb of Noah is important to all and I think they destroyed the mosque containing it. The ruins of Ashur (which is a very ancient site) are threatened. It was inhabited until the early 'modern' persecutions, by Tamerlane, presumably by Christians.

There are many potential places I could argue to answer the question, but one striking case is the town of Simele, the site of the 1933 massacre. Because even at the same time that it's (Cont.)

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>>2975571
>Are there other ancient sites that are significant to Assyrian identity but are now inhabited by others and are practically impossible to incorporate? What sites and cities are the most important to Assyrians?

Tur Abdin in southeastern Turkey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tur_Abdin

>>2975959
I'll rephrase. It's striking that the inhabitants of Simmele who were killed were themselves refugees of the WWI genocide. I think more than naming a place, the attitude about the "Armenian genocide" says a lot. The same proportion of all people of Assyrian ethnicity were killed as all those of Armenian ethnicity (or so I heard). When people say "who remembers the Armenians?", then Assyrians must not be very high on the totem pole. Thus the OP's picture is correct about the odds being stacked, when it comes to Turks and the Ottoman Kurds.

>What sites and cities are the most important to Assyrians?

Besides all the places I've mentioned, there is the Chaldean village of Alqosh. Like I said about Suryoyo/Syriacs earlier, Chaldeans also sometimes insist they're not Assyrian even though they're even more similar. (The village or town converted to Chaldean Catholics in the 19th century). It's almost a holy site. Within the town itself is the presumed tomb of Nahum the Alkoshite, the OOld Testament prophet, who talked about Assyria. Near it, I think on a very close mountain, is the large monastery ('deira') of Rabban (monk) Hormizd, built around the time of Muhammed. It has a large library of Syriac manuscripts, although I read some of it was burned in the initial persecutions leading to WWI - before any Armenian civilians were attacked, as far as I know - by the Kurdish emir in the 1840s. A new monastery was also built next to it around then. Anyway, I heard it's built into the cave, and it was the center of the Nestorian (I.e., Assyrian Church of the East) from some time in the 1400s until Chaldean conversion. The patriarchs during that time are buried in it. I don't think this town or the sites were captured recently. The tomb of Nahum is in a synagogue, but the Jews in the region, some or many of whom spoke Aramaic and supposedly had been there since Jews got in Mesopotamia, went to Israel in the decades following WWII.

(Cont. with last q.)

>>2976089
>Which cities are the most inhabited?

I don't know since so many are fleeing or have fled the terror recently, with some wanting to return and some not wanting to. But I think reports saying they're practically "all gone" are exaggerated. I bet that just like in the Tamerlane invasion, some have gone north in the mountains, or northern cities. Earlier I read many have not fled to the diaspora but neighboring countries. Within the diaspora, the Midwestern U.S. is significant if not the absolute center of the diaspora. After the massacre at Simmele the CoE patriarch had to relocate to Chicago. But the diaspora is really far-flung. It may be one of the biggest and most widely spread for a group of that size. That's probably half the reason people are hearing about them. I heard Sodertalje (or something) in Stockholm has a lot of Syriacs. Actually there may be many or all the groups still in Turkey, I'm just not sure which towns. I think Diyerbekir and the places in that Tur Abdin map. In Baghdad, I think they got severely attacked after the Iraq War started, but that may still have many of them.

Well, I think I've answered your questions thoroughly and better than plenty of them could have. Why are you interested? Just wondering.

>>2976089
Not him but do you even think an own country is realistic in any way? Or do you think that it would be more realistic to simply fight for equality and safety in your home countries?

>>2973667
Fuck off Hans, germans have been a plague since they were alive

>>2975286
>>2974879

Such contempt for your own god, no wonder you """people""" have achieved exactly nothing since turning your back on Him.

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Assyrians are literally at the mercy and have been at the mercy of the Muslim majority. Their survival literally depended on hiding in the mountains. Why do they act like they are tough guys ? chill the fuck out

With all the constant upheaval and threat of terrorism do you think the Assyrians can survive? What is their birthrate like?

>>2976611

They talk a good fight but they sold their balls to Jesus long ago.

>>2976614
>do you think the Assyrians can survive?

"No".
>t.assur

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>>2972698
The glorious Croats.

>form tiny Dutchy between Byzantines and Avars
>rebel against Frankish vassalage and fight off their army
>fight off initial Venetian, Hungarian and Bulgarian invasions
>even occasional Arabic and Norman raids
>personal union with Hungary
>fight Turks on and off for 400 fucking years, almost disappear
>resist heavy attempts of Magyarisation and Germanisation in the territories under the Habsburg crown
>coastal areas resist cultural assimilation first from the Venetian Republic and later from Italy
>resist Yugoslavisation and Serbianisation attempts in Kingdom of Yugoslavia
>now independent and 90+% Croat

>>2976623
>hungary's port
>a nation or a people

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monument_to_1300_Years_of_Bulgaria,_Shumen

Fuck greeks and turks.

t. a greek turk

>>2973166
>Han Chinese never really cared about assimilating Koreans for most of their history.
Neither identity existed in antiquity,the former is derived from the Xianbei usage of a dynastonym which became an ethnonym for Northern Chinese. Southern Chinese(anyone south of the Huai river) weren't considered Han until the Ming dynasty.

On the other hand,a nascent Korean identity was only achieved under the Goryeo dynasty.

The Korean peninsula was a mismash of Sinitic elements from Shandong/Liaoning,Yemaek/Gojoseon from Liaoning,Koreanic Buyeo from Jilin and para-Japonic remnants attested from toponym glosses and Gaya.

>They didn't even care about other territories outside of China Proper
The historical concept of "China Proper" i.e. Zhongguo was limited towards the the territories controlled by the Western Zhou.

The autonyms of Hua(floresecent) and Xia(variegated) was adopted by Warring States elites. Chu and Qin were noticeable interlopers that participated in this geopolitical "Zhonguo",Chu was originally of barbarian stock while Qin rejected these cultural trappings for Shang Yang's reforms and subsequent unification.

>>2975686
>They assimilated the Yue people in the South though, we don't consider them anything but Chinese
They assimilated far more than the distant south,the Rong-Di,Dong Yi,Ba Shu as well as the Yangzi polities of Chu,Wu and Yue were all brought to heel.

>>2976474
Well, if a shining star of courage and integrity (such as yours truly) entered politics, I'm sure it would be feasible. The (religious) leaders tend to say "equality and safety", others say "own country".

My opinion is simple, even if they have been 2nd class citizens, the sheer existence of Muhammedan terror puts a wrench in things, and there's a point where one should admit things were alright that way in comparison. The world must focus on its complete eradication as it is literally subhuman. Even guys like the baiter here who shows up whenever Kurds are criticized should be dealt with appropriately. While Kurds may call the same area their own country, that's still no different from vulnerable natives and expansionistic non-natives everywhere else.

>>2976611
They didn't claim that, the British did. And their trust was rewarded far from the Zagros mountains in WWII.

>>2976614
The thing is, they behave as if they're flourishing. They're somewhat in their own world, while others at the same time are in their own politically correct world where a whole people based on religious differences are nonexistent and can be incorporated into the public easily. I think the birth-rate is average, but I'm not sure.

>>2975368
bump.

>>2976998
I think the southern Indians who are partially their own ethnicity are quite ancient. And they withstood Western colonial attacks and got surprising victories several times.

All of Central Asia

>>2976609
posters like this are just being ironic right?

>>2976623
>Croatia
This whole thread is meme nations and their claims but this has to be the funniest one.

>>2973011
For all intents and purposes the Sami people are indistinguishable from the Norwegians, Swedes and Finns. Man those government programs to wipe them out really worked and only ended in the 1970s.

Kinda want to revive old middle eastern languages

>>2977160
Which ones?

>>2976772
So others have to fight for Assyrians again?

>>2972698
Poles

>>2977468
Persian/eastern Persian languages without Arabic loanwords

>>2977468
Phoenician/Punic

>>2972698
Basques. They are literally the only indigenous Europeans who didn't assimilate into the Indo-European family and kept their own language and identity.

>>2977755
Based

>>2975549
Hebrew was revived as a modernized language but all literate Jews learned Hebrew as a scholarly language. There are tons of Hebrew literature written in the middle ages and later. Mostly religious and poetry. And also commercial / legal letters between communities.

Irish people

>>2973764
>these surrender monkey twinks are the descendants of some of the greatest and most feared warriors of antiquity

>>2977910
>Kurds
>Feared warriors

>>2973753
That's not how "ethnicity" works.
>Common Ancestry: Check
>Common Language: Check
>Common Culture: Check

Jews and Samaritans maintained all three of these. Not to mention European admixture only accounts for 30% or so of their DNA. If people convert and assimilate to Jewish culture that's not them not surviving.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_diaspora
>Ashkenazi Jews share a common ancestry with other Jewish groups and Ashkenazi and Sephardi Jews have roughly 30% European ancestry with the rest being Middle Eastern.[44]

>>2977013
They are still 100% pure hindus btw.

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Assyrian/Chaldean girls are THICC, mang

>>2977814
>all literate Jews
[citation needed]

>>2973667
>Germans
No such thing they're an artificial nation created by Prussian

>>2977838
>Irish
>people

Please pick one.

>>2979849
It's true though. There isn't a single prominent Rabbi or Talmudic Scholar who didn't speak both Hebrew and Aramaic on top of Yiddish. All the Jewish explorers, whether Ashkenazi or Sephardi wrote their explorations in Hebrew. It's very apparent when you dive into the linguistics of Yiddish. So many Aramaic/Hebrew/Judeo-Latin loan words and influxes.

>>2979905
>on top of Yiddish/Ladino/Other diasporic language*

>I flayed as many nobles as had rebelled against me [and] draped their skins over the pile [of corpses]; some I spread out within the pile, some I erected on stakes upon the pile […] I flayed many right through my land [and] draped their skins over the walls.

>I felled 50 of their fighting men with the sword, burnt 200 captives from them, [and] defeated in a battle on the plain 332 troops. […] With their blood I dyed the mountain red like red wool, [and] the rest of them the ravines [and] torrents of the mountain swallowed. I carried off captives [and] possessions from them. I cut off the heads of their fighters [and] built [there] a tower before their city. I burnt their adolescent boys [and] girls.

>In strife and conflict I besieged [and] conquered the city. I felled 3,000 of their fighting men with the sword […] I captured many troops alive: I cut off of some their arms [and] hands; I cut off of others their noses, ears, [and] extremities. I gouged out the eyes of many troops. I made one pile of the living [and] one of heads. I hung their heads on trees around the city.

t. Ashurbanipal II

>>2979864
Just stay on your side of the Rhine Jean-Pierre

>>2979940
That's just the kind of leader the world doesn't have enough of today. Praise the Assyrian Kings.

We should send out about ten thousand of them to start a colony in space when we're able

Gingers

>>2979952
Better yet we should give them weapons, advisors, and political support

>>2979940
B-b-b-b-b-but we have to liberate the freedom loving peaceful assyrian people from the vile sugar eating turks!

>>2973242
Ur a buch of retarded kids.

>>2979946
We stayed on our side it is you that insist to occupy French/Gaulish land

>>2976623
NÈ SLOVENIA NÈ CROAZIA

>>2972907
>>2972909
Can you elaborate?

>>2972698
The Japanese

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>>2972698
African-Americans

>>2980774
Only real answer honestly

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>>2972767
>Everyone bitches about how we need an independent Kurdistan. I say fuck that, independent Assyria.

Oy vey delete this. Don't you remember what the Assyrians did to the Jewish people? They were Ancient Nazis, who knows what will happen if we give them a state.

>>2980881
No

>>2973242
And you're an enlightened grand sage? You're no better than the image you project onto /pol/

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The Sandawe people are pretty much the darker cousins of the Khoisan-speaking hunter-gatherer tribes, and like the Khoisan they're genetically distant from other African people. Unlike the Khoikhoi who got DUTCH'D and the San who got BANTU'D and DUTCH'D/ANGLO'D, these guys appear to be alright for now. The Hadza are related to them as well.

>>2972856
>literally by being autistic
Do you even know what are you saying? Are you 12?

>>2980669
No, they're just a bunch of xenophobic isolationists surrounded by sea which not too many people want to conquer in the first place.

Zoroastrians

>>2972698
Ethnicity is a social construct.

>>2983327
Elaborate

>>2980881
I mean, not really. No one ever attempted to wipe them out en masse, and they were purposefully bred.

I don't think they fit the criteria of this thread

>>2975651

Syrian Nationalism existed in Ottoman Times, you idiot.

>>2983971
It's true. """Palestinians""" started out as South Syrians.

>>2983971
(Citation needed)

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>>2977048
>Sami people are indistinguishable from the Norwegians, Swedes and Finns

They look more like siberians or native americans than europeans.

>>2973212
>/pol/ is the ultimate authority on genetics

>/pol/ is the ultimate authority on anything

/pol/ is borderline illiterate, as a whole.

>>2975559

Stop roleplaying as /k/ommandos, /pol/ack scum

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>>2973301
>>2980226
>>2981192

t. arse shredded /pol/acks

>>2980095
Fuck that. We shouldnt intermengle in the middle east again.

>>2975959
Sorry, I meant the tomb of Jonah.

>>2984881
The last time the U.S. decided not to "intermengle" in world affairs, Mengele happened.

>>2984910
The middle east isnt our fucking buisiness nor do we have any relevant interest there besides some neocon jingoist fantasies

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>>2972698
The Han Chinese
>LOL WTF? They're so many of em.
Precisely.

It's not even a race considering there's loads of ethnicities and languages classified under "Han Chinese" but the fact of the matter is that its size and diversity is so great it ought to have btfo into numerous countries n shiet.

Instead, they're kept together by a common cultural heritage in addition to the autistic nigh existential belief of the existence of a Chinese state.

Romanians

>>2974911
Idk a lot but I know there are a lot of Druze here in Israel near the north and they make this really good cheese and I worry we will lose this cheese If they get their own nation

>>2984881
>>2984915
You have to fix what you broke

>>2979903
t. eternal anglo

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>>2972698
>>2972728
>>2972741
>>2972767
>>2972778
>>2972792
>all these replies
>no boers

I think they deserve a mention, they're the best modern example

>>2972698
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardinian_people

>>2975368
>they keep moving from one conqueror to another and still managed to keep a continuous religion.
Not even comparable to the rest where it happened for millenia. Most of the foreign invasions you're talking about happened between 1200-1700.

>>2972767
Good luck trying to get the Iranians to give up part of their land. They didnt do it for the Kurds,the Baluchs or the Iranian Arabs and all of these people had Terrorist organizations. The Assyrian stand no chance to gain a state.

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Sami.

the Swedes were still trying to genocide the sami until the late 1970s.

>>2972917
Riiight....because the Kurds of course protected them when the Turks slaughtered them. They totally didnt join in on the slaughter.
M8 you do know that Massacre of Badr Khan happened right ? You do know that many Kurdish tribes assisted the Ottomans in slaughtering the Assyrians just like they did with the Armenians ?

>>2985958
Only because they were short and they drank too much.

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There are still a few thousand legit gnostics around speaking some kind of archaic ur-semitic.

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Samaritans

>As of January 1, 2015, there were 777 Samaritans,[68]

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>>2986192
It's so ironic because in Ancient times Jews would shit on Samaritans claiming they were half-breed Assyrian Hebrews when they were full of shit. Even the Talmud says it although it's equivocally false. The Samaritan identity has existed as long as the Jewish one, they just have slightly different Torahs and they chimped out at each other over small details. They have their own Hebrew lettering closer to Paleo-Hebrew. They are the closest thing we have to a pure Israelite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaritans
>Genetically, modern Samaritan populations are found to have "much greater affinity" genetically to Jews than to neighbouring Palestinian Arabs. This suggests that the Samaritans remained a genetically isolated population.

Pic related is a Samaritan Israeli girl

>>2972698
They'll be wiped out eventually, if they united under one church or at least recognized other sects of Christianity as equally valid they might stand a chance to carve out a Christian nation in the Middle East (Armenia doesn't count).

>>2986225
Their theology too, Europeans literally inherited the wrong Old Testament. The Jews littered their mythology with apocalyptic and angelic horseshit from Babylonian mythology that wasn't present in the original Israelite faith, and the emphasis on Jerusalem which also straight up wasn't there during the times of Moses and Joshua. King David was probably some irrelevant goat herding faggot and the only reason we consider the Judaistic accounts to be the real ones today is because the Assyrians spared Judeans who got to tell the story.

>>2986257
elaborate

>>2986319
Samaritans are the real Israelites and their holy place is Mount Gerizim as ordained by Moses, not some random city like Jerusalem which is something the Jews in Babylonian captivity made up.

>>2986319
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samaritan_Pentateuch

>>2972767
If they manage to fight and take enough territory to form a state, they deserve it. But no one should be given a nation.

>>2986249
They've cooperated with missionaries from all branches of Christianity for 2 centuries, and with Catholic and Eastern Orthodox for longer. Just because most of them aren't Protestants doesn't mean anything, you're talking like they're fringe.

>>2986513
That's exactly what they claim they've already done though. They were (supposedly) promised independence if they joined the war against the Ottomans on Russia and Britain's side. The Assyrians took over Iranian Western Azerbaijan or the "Urmi Plain", but with the Russian Revolution they lost their ally. Half of the genocide was revenge for fighting against the Muslims and taking Russia's side. To show both the extent of that revenge and the significance of taking that territory before it, the Assyrian population of Western Azerbaijan would now be about a million if adjusted for population growth, i.e. if it grew at the national rate. It is now less than 30,000 - maybe including Tehran.

>>2985151
Thats exactly the mindset that made things worse.

>>2986405
>random city like Jerusalem

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2986918
Where exactly is Jerusalem mentioned in the Pentateuch, Schlomo?

>>2986933
>he doesn't know about the Jebusites

>>2986877
Seems like the assyrians played their cards and lost. Its time to move on now.

>>2986952
Not mentioned anywhere in the Torah, try again. Also Jebusites and Jebus is a literal Babylonian invention, Amarna letters already called Jerusalem "Urusalim" in the 14th century BC, there never was a "Jebus".

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>>2986977
>he doesn't know about the Second Temple period

>>2986996
That's the entire point I'm trying to make, you brainlet. Tanakh and Talmud are bullshit that has nothing to do with the original Mosaic faith, and were written in Babylon.

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>>2987006
>he doesn't know about the Babylonian Exile

>"By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion."
>"How shall we sing the LORD's song in a strange land?"

>>2987054
It's like I'm arguing with a 70 IQ moron or something.

>>2986962
Yeah. You stood against the odds with your remaining power as medieval tribal chiefs and lost, time to get over it and stop relying on the West just like the Armenians and J--

>>2986977
Not him but you're wrong, Jerusalem is mentioned as Salem in the Torah

>>2986044
Cool

>>2986225
>Pic related is a Samaritan Israeli girl

She converted to Judaism. Jew'd.

>>2986044
That's misleading. It's another dialect of the same language as in the OP. Just more endangered.

Polish.

>>2985151
Why doesn't anyone ask that of the Turks?

>>2972698
Basques, Sorbians, Kalmyks, Bretons, Frisians

>>2985958
no we didn't

Not the Druze

>>2973241
/pol/ told me to post here tho

>>2989294
What did Turks break?

>>2989342
Elaborate