Need some more /his/ related memes
>>2970848
>>2972299
how many of you does this apply to?
>>2973699
just the cargo shorts and acne
>>2973699
>war thunder
>not World of Tanks
NIGGA PLZ
>>2973699
Napoleon did literally nothing wrong.
>>2973735
Except lose and get exiled
>>2973992
pls delet this
>>2973699
oh shit...
>i am currently listening to Napoleon: A life by andrew roberts on audiobook
>my hair has started to fall out
>Just got my first pair of glasses today
>have only been playing HOI3, CK2 and EUIV the last couple of months
>my desktop wallpaper are all classical and historical paintings
wtf are you doing to me /his/? i don't wan't to turn into this
Any ancient Egyptian memes?
No WE WUZ shit
>>2973699
>C-
What the fuck is wrong with you that you get a C- on any assignment in history class?
>>2975076
Have you ever read any of the posts here?
>>2974769
Just dress like a normal person and don't try to defend the nazis and you'll be fine
>>2976961
>>2973699
I do like Stellaris.
>>2973699
>Top right
>bottom right
>Rarely top left, but I have it almost cured
>>2973643
>literally all Native Americans were exactly the same mmmkay?
>>2976981
Doesn't even make sense.
/his/ memes are terrible desu.
>>2976981
Would have been better with Varg
>>2970848
MOSATROS
FOREM
REIS I MERDA
>>2973699
Just the terrible hair, glasses and Paradox games. Could be worse.
>>2973699
>C-
>not acing history courses effortlessly
What a faggot. Those are literally exactly my glasses frames though. I've also got the acne and the Paradox Interactive.
>>2973699
>Acne, glasses,
That's about it.
>>2977070
All savage peoples are.
>>2973699
>no acne
>no glasses
>hate napoleon
>have never in my life watched the history channel (viasat history)
>do not wear shitty shirts
>got all a's on my history tests
>never in my life have i worn a fanny pack
>hate sneakers
>have never played paradox autism simulators
>neither iron cross wallets no watches
How did i do?
>>2977071
>Doesn't even make sense.
Wasn't Edward the Confessor supposedly a virgin? His virginity created the whole succession crisis which led to William conquering England
>>2978694
>Hate Napoleon.
Well what on earth are you doing on a History board then?
>>2978694
Paradox games are fun suck a cock
>>2973699
>Perfectly clean skin
>long af hair when in history class, short hair now because balding
>Wore Superman t-shirts
>Watched history channel when I was 14-17
>Wore sneakers (Most people do_
>Had an Anarchy wallet because I was an edgy teenager
>Aced every history class without studying
I love Paradox games though, I just wish Paradox didn't ruin my /comfy/ CK2, I just want a comfy game as a feudal noble.
>>2978723
>You dont belong on a history board if you hate a historical figure
What?
>>2978947
No it's:
>You don't belong on a History board if you hate Napoleon, whom anyone if a bit of historical knowledge would at least have some respect for, if not hold in great esteem, considering his accomplishments and his positive impact on the European nations and the world as a whole.
>>2978640
>He might say something about the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in WW1
Oh shit
Am I a sperg for being interested in that?
>>2973573
>papa johns
just noticed that holy shit
>>2973699
>Acne
>Glasses
>Paradox games
>Shitty scores
>>2978967
The guy betrayed the revolution, was not the nicest to the conquered nations and reinstated slavery.
There are plenty of reasons to hate him.
>>2979100
>The guy betrayed the revolution
>betrayed the revolution
The revolutionaries betrayed the revolution too. I mean for fucks sake Napoleon was a hell of a lot more in line with revolutionary ideals than Robespierre ever was, and he was the figurehead of the French Revolution. The only people who didn't betray the revolution were the original members of the National Assembly; after that dissolved and those guys were banned from participating in the new government it all fell to shit. (Although in all fairness the revolution was already pretty incompetent and shitty in the first place)
>>2974276
why do you want to censor the truth?
>>2975190
Yes :,(
>>2973699
>"actually, professor..."
Scum of the earth. It doesn't matter if you are in a history class or a fucking pre med lecture if you utter this cancerous phrase and it's not followed by the words "it's tuesday," or "I go by Phill, not Phillip," I HATE you.
I don't have a problem with people debating their profs if they have facts to back things up, but the people who say this pretty much never do. They think they know more than their phd holding professor because they saw a couple of memes on /his/.
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>>2979915
we animu history?
>>2979948
kek
>>2972299
Alright, this is pretty funny.
>>2979948
Oh, fuck me, this one is good.
>>2973699
Fucking hell, i went to Uni with a guy who was 90% like that
>First day in history class, sit down next to some guy (that guy)
>We talk a bit and he seems alright, a bit weird though
>The first couple of weeks of Uni is a lot of partying and getting to know your classmates
>End up in the same group as this guy
>That night we are at a bar, i'm trying to hit on some qt blonde, it's actually going surprisingly well and this guy shows up
>He starts talking about Marx and keeps up the asinine blabbering until the qt leaves, despite all my ques for him to fuck off
>Tried to stalk me the rest of the year
He was the kind of guy who always would try to sound clever and well read, but in reality was a moron. Like he would talk about stuff from the curriculum and pass it off as something he always knew
>>2980285
>Studying History at Uni
Deserved it
>>2973699
paradox games are fun
fuck you buddy
>>2973699
Accurate
>>2970848
>/his/
Has this board just become a board for newfags who can't handle /pol/?
25 year rule faggot
>>2975963
Never forget
>>2970848
>/his/ memes
The Holodomor
>>2981032
>Melanoid kingdom
>Not KANGdom
one job
>>2973699
I just play victoria and hearts of iron
>>2973699
Glasses and paradox, stopped watching History channel after they started putting crappy reality TV on it.
>>2979948
u got me famalam
>>2980298
>don't make any OC
>complain about OC
Kill yourself.
>>2980299
Where should I study history if I want to be a teacher?
JOIN ROMAN SPQRPOSTING
on Facebook.
>>2982858
Was it the reason why all three died within a year of each other in the 20th century?
>>2973699
>Capri shorts
>``actually, professor``
>paradox interactive
I also failed my exam because i hated teacher so much. How do you expect me to take a class seriously when she says Mu and Atlantis existed.
>>2979966
Wait a minute is that supposed to be Scott?
>>2973699
acne, paradox games, glasses, actually professor, biased source
Im that guy who complains about incorrect borders on paradox forums
>>2979966
I wonder if Captain Scott ever thought that in the future he'd be more well known than the man who actually discovered the sorth pole before freezing to death
>>2981230
>going into autistic details isn't funny at all
>>2970848
What was the backlash from this?
Did anything happen?
I thought it was a happening? why are there no real happenings.
>>2983062
Monarchism losing ground to Nationalism, in a broad sense.
>>2983163
Yeah. Perhaps. He was an excellent writer and the Brits loved dead heroes.
Franklin inspired Livingstone who inspired Scott.
It does help that Scott's expedition was overall more interesting than Amundsen's even without the tragedy.
>>2979048
Its a funny as hell topic so no not at all
>>2979948
best itt
>>2983165
>quickmeme
please leave
>>2980298
Glad to see you're not contributing at all you fucking waste
>>2983220
>Its not a crime against humanity if they're subhuman
>>2981032
I just had to.
>>2983456
Its good that people are recovering lost information
>>2983458
You mean field marshal? That's what he became to force him into suicide.
>>2970848
/pol/ made this and you are appropriating their memes by using it
>>2983439
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>2982326
>want to be a teacher?
Enjoy parents on the PTA calling up the principal because you keep failing their borderline mentally retarded kid who doesn't even show up for class
>>2973699
delet
>>2983702
>pol
>oc
Pick one
Does anyone have this one with YHWH school shooting?
>>2970848
>>2979048
[spoiler]it's nothing[/spoiler]
>>2985277
whoa buddy, have the updated version
>>2983439
do it again Bomber Harris
>>2985822
What the fuck I hate Canada now.
>>2979948
Nice one.
>>2979048
The Ottoman EMPIRE had literally two weapon factories, both of which were located in the Constantinople suburbs.
Maybe Cannes can't be possible
>>2985822
Canadians are the most subhuman on the planet no doubt
>>2976965
I'm dying
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>>2973699
I wear glasses and occasionally play Paradox games, although I never take them seriously. Am I good?
>>2973699
>failed history
>plays paradox games
uh, that's about me
>>2979893
>Scum of the earth. It doesn't matter if you are in a history class or a fucking pre med lecture if you utter this cancerous phrase and it's not followed by the words "it's tuesday," or "I go by Phill, not Phillip," I HATE you.
well put
but with all due respect some teachers are overtly political cunts and must be put in their place
especially at the freshman level where they want to be "fun" about it
>>2973699
Just the Timex, but white. It's a great watch.
>>2973699
The very premise of it doesn't apply to me since I never went to college.
>>2976965
fucking wacky
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>>2987146
dude looks pretty good with a moustache
>>2985277
lol, what have belgium and luxembourg done wrong?
>>2986799
facebook - tier
This entire thread is worse than reddit, it's downright Facebook level. Fuck off normies.
>>2986999
This desu.
>>2983439
do it again bomber Harris!
does anyone have the anime girl who has a flashback to ww2?
Not a meme but still good
>>2978558
I fucking love this
>>2983452
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS LET THEM HAVE ST PETERSBURG
GOD DAMN IT CHARLES YOU FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN
Post my wife's son Holy Roman Empire meme.
>>2983439
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>2978723
Napoleon's handling of his family always pissed me off
>>2989778
What's the original of this one?
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>>2973699
>if I could play devil's advocate for a moment...
there's literally nothing wrong with this
>>2976963
I made this meme
>>2978595
The funny thing is that the "Brits die while joking" story is kind of true.
> The automatic reverence hitherto shown to authority was eroded by the experience of war. The process is evident in the pages of the Wipers Times, the newspaper produced by the British 24th Division between February 1916 and December 1918.
>The tone is caught in a mock advertisement which asked: “Are You A Victim of Optimism?” It went on to list telltale signs of the “dread disease” including waking up in the morning “feeling that all is going well for the Allies” and believing “our leaders are competent to conduct the war to a successful conclusion”. The ad went on to propose a cure for the condition: “Two days in our establishment will effectually eradicate all traces of it from your system.”
>>2978723
I would wager 99% of Brits would say they hate Napoleon. Or at least aren't particularly in favour of him.
>>2987734
That last one is a little sad.
>>2979408
The whole point of the revolution was to get rid of the absolute monarchs. What does Napoleon do? He makes himself an absolute monarch, it doesnt get any worse than that.
>>2987734
Holy shit.
>>2978694
>hate napoleon
>>2977129
What school you at man
>>2989970
Gotchu senpai
>>2990607
perhaps in some fashion an archive of our posts will be likewise regarded far in the future
>>2973699
I have those exact glasses
that type of frame is sensible, and it's actually 99% of frames sold, and it's cheap
>>2992027
>not investing good money into your frames
They may be prescription, but it's still an accessory. One that people will have to stare at every time they look at you. Why not make sure they look good too?
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>>2975037
>talking about real history in a place where everyone's history is learnt from /pol/ and people take advantage of this board's dogshit etiquettes and greentexts to make unprovable arguments and bring them to a more equal field
>>2992249
it's a nice song
>>2992249
>ywn march in a blue suite terrorizing inbreds in sherman's march
>ywn tear down trees and bend railroads
>ywn shoot inbred soldier LARPers and desecrate their corpses and step over them
>ywn burn confedercuck flags
>ywn be greeted by slaves while the inbreds sit on the side watching submissively
>ywn loot an inbred's house, take turns with your yankeebros fucking his wench of a daughter, and shoot anyone who tries to resist
Sherman didn't finish the job.
>>2992309
none of those things you describe happened apart from the darkies clambering after the army and bending the shit out of rail lines and defeating the paltry militia sent out to face the march
>>2973699
the amount of people trying to refute this post is staggering
>>2973699
Paradox games, that's it
>>2992333
>darkies
redneck detected. go farm your fucking ricefield or fuck your cousin or someshit
>>2992309
Don't forget to add:
>ywn be sent on a deep behind-enemy-lines mission into tennessee or texas or some redneck shithole and run into an extremely rural town populated by mutated zombie rednecks that are the result of generations of inbreeding
>>2987161
the funny thing is that poltards actually talk about those wars like this
>>2992333
They did also steal supplies though, see "bummers"
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>>2992004
was this meant to amuse me?
it did not
>>2970848
For all its aesthetic qualities, that whole deal was forgotten pretty quickly.
>>2979948
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>2977559
Incas were superior to europeans though.
>>2973699
I am master engineer in chemical technology, long graying hair, contact lenses, never watched History channel, started playing CK2 only relatively recently.
>>2983062
Yes. This is also why Allies decided to let commies have Poland, because it's better if Poland destroys communism than capitalism.
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>>2995126
Just saying this goes on for a while
>>2995126
The fuck did I just read
>>2973643
Women are evil.
>>2973699
d-delet this !
>>2973699
None. I was great at digging up obscure first-hand sources that covered my wild claims for weekly papers and chose great, small claims that I could easily defend for the grade-makers.
Also the Panther is my tankfu, I have clear skin, and "Napoleon's Wars" is the superior account of Napoleon the man, and doesn't even focus on his personality at all.
>>2979228
Way of Life and the hundreds of bastards made my life awfully hard
>>2983439
do it again Bomber Harris
>>2978967
>whom anyone if a bit of historical knowledge would at least have some respect for
you cant even form coherent sentences, why should I listen to you?
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>>2972299
This hurts
>>2973699
I have a watch. That's it.
>>2995126
This slayed me
>>2997139
You're one of the good ones Averroes
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>>2997244
>he rules the empire by himself
>>2973699
None at all.
>>2995119
Post the "Battle for Hitler's Bulge" version
>>2998042
No.
>>2998042
I don't have it, but I want I want it
>>2998154
Way to write a sentence FOOL
Can somebody post "95 SHITPOSTS NAILED TO CHURCH DOOR RETARD TOLD TO FUCK OFF"
>>2973699
Only Paradox Interactive. History fortunately is my only good spot in uni, my saving grace.
>>2973720
>World of Tanks
>not War Thunder
>>2976965
This ruined me
>>2998560
this is are land!
>>2994326
Lmao not even close keep trying faggot
>>2997139
You're one of the good ones Averroes!
Does anyone have the Albert Einstein copypasta with the Normans and Saxons?
>>2985018
*Invades through Belgium....again*
>>2970848
Commencing my Deus Vult dump!
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>>2983672
Prussian field marshals don't commit suicide with nail clippers
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>>2973699
I am like this. But in my country the average college level history course guy is a marxist who mainly cares about national history, and has little interest for history before the french revolution.
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>>3000455
Dump finished!
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>>2983062
>Poles spend a century divided into different groups over how to become independent somehow
>all sensible political theories they come up with advocate siding with one of the partitioning powers, beating the other two so 'Polish' territories are in a single state, then trying to win some sort of autonomy
>all political theory thrown out the window because all three powers collapse in a single war despite being on different sides
>>2973573
Alright.. I laughed when I got to the the UK's positive side.
>>2973699
Fuck you, I made high B's.
>>2975037
kek
>>2983458
This triggers me. The Germans didn't have reserves at this point in the war. The German reserves were used up after Operation Barbarossa. They had no one else. I'm buttmad.
>>3000445
Someone make one of these with Al-Kamil agreeing to make Frederick II King of Jerusalem and the pope screeching excommunication lol
>>2983439
Do it again Bomber Harris
>>3000462
thanks for ruining the thread with your autism
>>2978566
>Concerned parents call for opera rating system
>Henry Ford's new "Assembly line" frees workers' minds to contemplate meaningless void of existence.
>...his enormous air ships can block out the sun, causing crops to wither and die...
This is gold