What did she see in him?

she unironically believed in nazism or she wouldn't have suicided with him

>>2967256
Hot, elegant, powerful, charismatic, gentle towards animals

>>2967256
Why did he have a gf and I don't?

>>2967256
The co-creator of IBM. 1/6th shareholder. An evil genius. With drive. And great analytical skills and thoughtful demeanor. She loved the way he kept their life private. Intimate. Plus she loved her brun-ette. An antithesis to her blonde world. He comes out of the southern country. A little moor and turk never hurt nobody.

>>2967256
A superior man
A noble spirit

>>2967256
A third Reich

>>2967256
What don't you see in him? Controls the most powerful country during the Great Depression. Protecting his people from poverty rampant in the Weinmar Republic. Ousting the enemy of the German people, who controlled most of the Weinmar Rublic.

>>2967256
A man with a dream.

>>2967443
Even though he died 38 years before I existed and never spoke English, I fantasize about being Eva Braun and him letting me change his cloth diaper in bed during a bought of Ulcerative Colitis in 1935. (Without talking falsetto like some ABDL men.)

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>>2967256
Pretty impressive for a guy with hypospadias!!!

>>2967450
I would call him "Wolf" or "Adi" or "my Fuhrer Baby!"

>>2967443
Just imagine him shitting his pants while Eva helps him go to the toilet, a grown man!! hahaaa

I also fantasize about going back in time to August 7, 1941 with a package of Depends for Men. That way he could have pooped dysentery diarrhea all over himself with wild abandon and not called off his meetings in the map room! He could have pooped in his diaper as he listened to his generals talking about what to do in Russia, then calmly waddled to his bathroom and removed it while standing in his tub.

>>2967467
Heinz Linge helped him as well.

>>2967453
5 inches flaccid is pretty good.

>>2967470
Linge was always the one frantically calling Dr. Morell when he had diarrhea, like as if that was Morells fault.

>>2967474
He once got mad at Morell because he was at his brothers funeral when he got diarrhea, pooped himself at a meeting and was therefore especially mean to his generals.

>>2967510
Morell was at the funeral, I mean. With Hitler's permission. He just didn't know he would get sick again during that short time.

>>2967518
PS: his eyes should be CLEARLY BLUE!!!!!!!

>>2967518
She goes, "Mama, Baylor is sick! Baylor pooped the bed!"

Then the mama goes, "Oh God, Baylor! Go to the bathtub!"

And my heart was racing so much that I got that familiar tingle! And felt a little guilty about it.

>>2967473
It is indeed!

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>>2967568
What's the hell is that supposed to mean???

>>2967443
Do you go to every Hittler thread just to post this?

>>2967586
Not always. But I can't resist when I see one.

>>2967579
Unfortunately this is the closest we can get right now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QgEOfY6bP80

>>2967586
he thinks he's being subversive and happens to be mentally ill

>>2967588
>>2967596
It must take a lot of dedication to post the same meme 25 times every hour.

>>2967256
Why was Hittler such a qt3.14

>>2967598
it's not impossible that he's being paid. If that is the case I must say his employer has lost my respect.

>>2967443

He really did have a deep bass voice!

How did he manage that with just 1 ball???

It's so deep it's almost scary!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8EyjgUqXojc

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>>2967256
Eyes bluer that the deep blue sea!!!

stop obviously replying to yourself

>>2967615
Sure did! Wow!!!!!!!

Wish I knew his secret!

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Each night I ask the stars up above,

"Why must I sound like a teenager in love?"

>>2967256
>>2967276
Women are naturally attracted to power and Hitler was a very powerful man, this isn't hard to figure out.

>>2969121
And don't tell me bull semen because he'd never heard of that in 1932, but already had a deep voice.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gzkqbAm7iyQ

>>2967453
>>2967473

hypospadias has nothing to do with penis length...

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>this thread
Wow. Just wow...

>she

>>2967256
>Leader in totalitarian state
>Why do women like him?

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>>2969155
>hating on artosis.

>>2967256
>What do you see in him?

Such an unusual, BLUE eyed man!

>>2969137
Women composed of the majority of early fanatical supporters of Hitler when he joined the NSDAP, this was prior to him gaining any actual power.

>>2967276
Because you're a beta virgin and he was the leader of the most powerful military state in the world.

>>2971126
>Women composed of the majority of early fanatical supporters of Hitler when he joined the NSDAP

Do you have any citations for this?

>>2967256
status

>>2967256
She felt bad for adolf because he was incel. But she was probably a lesbian so she didnt really let hitler stab it ib her that often because shed get moody and he was too awkward and polite to ask for it or take what was rightfully his. I also suspect that hitlers benis problem also caused friction. She likely helped him through hos bouts of diarreah so he came to rely on her quite a bit bear the end

>>2971443
>most powerful military state
Thats why he lost right? Lmao

>>2971461
Germany also had the most powerful military before WW1.

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>>2971459
All women would be Lesbian if given the choice!!! In fact, I would become a Testosterone created "man" tomorrow if I won the lottery...except that I don't play, lol. No woman truly wants to be penetrated by a man, let alone a rare 6-8 inch hypospadias cock that bends downward like a boudin!!!

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>>2971493
Yes I spelled it right.

There's a reason why F you is a supreme insult! But unfortunately, most women are forced to endure it in order to get what they want or need in life.

>>2969131
>>2971493
Is this some new meme or just some creepy dyke shitposting?