Post your best.
>>2956129
>>2956129
I'll just post some of my old ones throughout the day in hopes of some OC.
The Onion is GOAT.
Silly but makes me lel.
This one gets me everytime
>>2956528
Paulus was autistic
>>2956514
>heroic soldiers pay ultimate priceto make patch of mud safe for democracy
LOL
>>2956556
He was basically the only sane one in all of germany
fucking hitler trying to get the man to kill himself like he did to rommel, that footage of him surrendering instead is still so satisfying, you can almost hear hitlers screaming in the background
>>2956524
>BASTIDS
lost
>>2956609
Based England
>>2956528
I fuckin made that OC lad thnx for using it i'm now warm and bubbly.
I see what you did there you sly Peripatetic you.
>>2956129
>>2957330
>>2957334
rate my oc
>>2957350
8/10
It got a good laugh out of me it's pretty niche though.
>>2957370
>it's pretty niche though.
what do you mean by that
>>2957367
Oh shit. Post more.
>>2957384
I think pic rel and that image are the only ones I have
>>2957365
what's this ?
t.pleb I guess :(
>>2957402
Hitler at Jozef Pilsudzkis funeral
Note the Polish flag in the background
It just seems like a weird photo, like one of those "cursed images" or something where one thing is extremely out of place
I guess this counts
>>2957406
thanks !
the oldest, yet the best
>>2957350
Laffed
>>2957376
Obscure would have been a better word, even somebody who spends a fair amount of time in this hellhole could miss the humor of comparing Alexander & diogonese to some freak on deviantart.
>>2957467
How come they dont claim Indus valley as their own. People would believe it too.
>>2956528
Paulus couldn't put Germans on the flanks without also going against Hitler's orders to take Stalingrad, though. There just weren't enough Germans.
>>2957195
>tfw you three-fourths most of them by name
Help me
>>2957350
>>2957350
Nice one m8
>>2956448
Who knew CK2 was so authentic.
>>2956455
That Arab needs to be at least 500 shaders browner.
>>2956725
This isn't half as racist as it seems to hyper-sensitive modern audiences.
It WAS an actual donation and letter written by a native guy going by Moo-che-we-in-es, and the translation on the right is accurate. They just used it for propaganda purposes.
>>2957618
Keep your melanin obsession to yourself amerifag
>>2956526
>European Cartographers commit mad suicide
Those that remain are in for a rough 30 years.
Also, has anybody seen my sides?
>>2957745
fucked it up, *mass
>>2956129
Our kind once stood as stewards of a Europe full of promise. In our pride and division, we failed that sacred change and fell to ruin. Yugoslavia , designed to bring unity, ultimately only aided those diversion. Its hope was a lie. Today, that lie must come to its end, and with it, our prejudice and arrogance must become a thing of the past. For we now fight in the belief that our kind has not seen its end. That we South Slavs can stand bound by a belief in unity. And that we South Slavs will forge a great and mighty new civilization! Trust in each other in the fight ahead. Strike as one will! Let our last stand burn a memory so bright that we will be known throughout eternity!
>>2957362
>fascist india
>japanese siberia
Really made me think
>>2956725
Is it bad that I actually find this heart warming? I get the racial undertone yadayada, but it's still someone reaching across cultures to donates his money for a goal that he thinks is right and shares with complete strangers.
>>2957195
>Sam Hyde is in it twice
>>2957753
go to bed muhammad youre not white anymore
>>2957820
>muhammad
What?
Polandball
>>2957852
>>2957854
>>2957856
>>2957856
>PR's lunch
kek
>>2957857
>>2957860
>>2957350
Choice/10
>>2956520
Made me giggle
>>2957852
Russia is so overrated. Any one of France, Germany, and UK has a bigger economy than Russia.
>>2957411
That's an impressive answer desu
>>2957949
Italy's economy is as big as Russia's, fucking ITALY.
>>2957949
People don't fear Russia because of their economic capabilities. They fear Russia because they have a very large and well-equiped military, specifically land based and in terms of missiles. They have a cultural reverance of war. They have shown a historical pattern of going all out often harming themselves in the process to win a war. The soviet union, aside from a couple of decades under Stalin, never matched the US in terms of economic growth. That did not stop it from posing a threat to their national interests.
So why dont you fly to the baltic states and tell them not to worry because Russia has an economy the same size as Germany. See if they suddenly breath a sigh of relief. You idiot.
>>2957350
Pretty good
>>2957364
Is this implying that the Ostrogoths weren't 10 times better than the Visigoths?
>>2957411
Kek
>>2956609
>aztecs took over iceland and france
>>2957362
I swear I wasn't erect like a minute ago
>>2956579
EVERY
TIME
>>2956129
>>2958212
Wew , totally inaccurate
>>2958212
I always find something new wrong with this every time I see it.
>>2957866
>>2957852
where's the next panel where the US immediately went right back to subsidizing NATO's defenses against russia immediately after Crimea
>>2958212
IT'S-A ME, FRANZ FERDINAND!
>>2957334
>>2956514
basically the battle of Passchendaele
>>2958567
REEEEEE FUCK OFF YANKEE SCUM
>>2958619
>inbred screeching
>>2957474
Where did this come from?
>>2958573
When a few hundred farmers take over a million casualties
>>2958845
>>2956129
He actually did it the madman
>>2958212
I've seen this image so many fucking times now
>>2957362
>Big Man Tyrone's Wacky Fiefdom
Lost
>>2957852
heh,as if russia can do shit with their trainwreck of an economy.
>>2957362
Too ugly for this world
>>2957941
What a file name
>>2956609
>>2958178
>and Scotland, Norway and part of Ireland
>France is the new Spain
>>2956129
Only 40? That's why he lost.
>>2958567
Actually it was fought over state rights.
That image is incorrect.
>>2959121
>muh states rights
>slavery is used more than any other word in the Articles of Confederation
>>2957753
EN TARO UM... TITO?
>>2956514
>Model-C Vehicle 100 Percent Hebrew Free, Says Manufacturer
>>2958043
>an economy as big as Germany's
It's a third as big as Germany's.
>>2957396
>teaching a class
>everyone listening intently to what you have to say
>suddenly
>guy starts eating really loudly in the class
>"Uh, excuse me? I don't allow eating while I'm teaching."
>he stands up
>starts masturbating instead
>"Hey! You can't do rhat in here!"
>he stops masturbating and shits on the floor
>"WHAT THE FUCK, GET OUT OF HERE YOU MANIAC!"
>he wipes his ass and holds a lantern to your face
>"I'm just looking for an honest man."
>students start applauding him
>ask him to be the teacher now
>he refuses and leaves
>ask week later you look outside
>he's sitting outside with a bunch of dogs, talking to the president
Ancient Greece was weird as shit.
>>2956609
M-O-N-G...wait THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL FINLAND DELET THIS
>>2959188
>the president
>himself educated by your greatest academic rival
really its more like being Plato was weird as shit
>>2957963
Italy also has more aircraft carriers.
>>2959121
Yes, exactly. State's rights... to own slaves.
>>2957837
underrated
>>2959232
Churchill and Truman literally stopped and let the Ruskies take Berlin to move their shit over to take out Japan
>>2959121
>too bad I can't read
>>2957866
T. Tankie tankovich
>>2959738
Who were they made for tho white boi?
>>2958443
More like.
>were taking your grain to sell to America and buy shit
>wtf no
>for not giving grain sooner. You now get no grain from state. All while we still sell it and everyone starves
>>2957290
savage
>>2957367
I lauffed
>>2957511
Lol I got it anon :p
>>2959760
The master rice
>>2956448
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
>>2957350
HOLY SHIT
>>2957195
why?
>>2956520
nice
>>2958637
I'm pretty sure it was posted in a total war thread on one of the video game boards ages ago.
someone here made a byzantine/bulgarian version recently that was pretty funny
>>2957350
quality
>>2957394
lost it
>>2960257
>I mean sure now our country is just a stopover for sex tourism and white people to adopt our kids but yeah we did it guys!
>>2960361
>assblasted burger
>>2957362
>east Francia
>west Francia
>central Francia
Kek, good map
>>2960422
Hahaha
>>2958573
But the US won the Vietnam War
>>2960477
>
>>2957362
This is actually great.
>>2958854
>Anglos still mad
>>2958856
>sharpened barrel
>>2957195
>brother Nathanael
>rhetorician
lel
>>2960494
>we will throw guys at you until you don't care enough to keep slaughtering us by the hundreds of thousands
>>2960477
You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they?
>>2960494
>We did it, Tran Noc! We saved Vietnam!
>>2960491
Not an argument
>>2960494
What exactly did they win? The freedom to live in a disease ridden third world shithole?
>>2960553
well,it is a disease ridden shithole without the french or americans in it,so good for them.
>>2960491
There's a McDonalds in Hanoi. We won
>>2960553
>w-we didn't even want to win in the first place!
>enjoy your shithole we failed to conquer!
>>2956528
There were no more reserves to be put on the flanks, all the reserves had been commited to the meat grinder. He was a bad general in my opinion though.
>>2959760
They weren't steps dicksuck. Looks like retaining walls to prevent a landslide down that rock channel, or something similar.
>>2960549
kek
>>2960617
I'm just saying, if America had anywhere near as many men out there as the north Vietnamese did then it would have been a quick, easy victory. They very nearly did iot anyway.
>>2957531
People who claim that all these ancient civilizations were black think that Egypt was the first civilization, and often don't know enough history to even know what The Indus Valley is.
>>2960518
Heh
>>2960707
What's your point? That the US could've won if the reasons for its defeat did not exist?
>>2957350
not bad
>>2956455
Two can play this game, Abdullah :D.
>>2957467
isn't this from the website melanin warrior kept spamming
>>2957195
>Jesus
>>>>/reddit/
>>2957837
shit that is good
>>2958043
Da comrade vatnik, we is of much strong, everythig fear our t-14s and vdv
>>2956514
>"Jolly Good" Brit Boys Die "Cheerio, Can-Do" deaths
>>2957362
>tfw you will never be one of the people to make "Sparta-Athens" into one massive kingdom.
>>2960863
That the gooks only won because they swarmed a ton of guys. They lost 2 million, and the U.S. lost 60,000. And they only barely won, too. Retards need to stop pretending it was humiliating to America or that it was a glorious victory for vietnam.
>>2960956
might like this too
>>2957963
Dude... Italian industry might not be niche but it's large!
They literally have everything over there.
>>2957920
D E L E B I T
>>2958443
I love this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ1XeS03CGA
>>2960865
Nothin' personal, Heraql...
>>2957560
lost
>>2957920
D E L E N D A
>>2957195
what the hell is Anthony Fantano doing there?
He just reviews music.
>>2960995
It was humiliating because the US let their own soldiers get bogged down and die for Imperialism, but lost anyway, and morons like you tout this as some sort of acceptable event for reasons unknowable to anybody with functioning brain cells and/or lacking blind nationalism.
>>2957350
fukkin saved
>>2961559
Not saying the war was a success. It was a failure. But people pretend like it's a humiliating, pathetic obliteration of US forces, when it was really just them slaughtering millions of Vietnamese and pulling out because they didn't administer well enough, which admittedly they should have most likely been able to pull off without much effort.
>>2957852
The UK fulfills its NATO requirements.
>>2957195
I get that Noam chomsky is anti-imperialist anti-capitalist but i dont think he deserves to be on that collage.
also why Einstein?
>>2957195
Jesus was a legally trained Rabbi, he was definitely not a Psuedo-Intellectual.
>>2960477
lost
>>2957350
I dont get it and im not pretending to.
>>2957837
How did they edit photos like this without modern day tech?
>>2961985
With a darkroom. Layer two images and through careful processes, you would've eventually bled one image into the other.
(I never took photography, but my school had it and I know the simplest things at least, just not the names)
>>2961970
same
>>2960387
>saying truth means assblasted
>>2961729
He only wrote a couple decent pieces and is not an expert on anything apart from linguistics.
Also got btfo by Foucault and Zizek.
>>2962108
Adding on to this, he's basically a slightly more left leaning liberal. Not even a great anarchist.
>>2961970
>>2962042
That's Diogenes, he was a philosopher who lived in a wine barrel and did shit like masturbate in public and ruin Plato's lectures, when Alexander the Great met him he asked him if there was anything he could do for him, to which Diogenes said "get out of my sunlight", Alexander replied "If I were not Alexander I would wish to be Diogenes."
>>2962157
Hah. I knew who they were but didn't make the connection.
>>2960361
this. Vietnam didn't win
>>2959121
>>2959560
kek
>>2961729
That picture has everyone popular desu it's a meme, by no means they are perfect but if you just completely write them off you are a serious dumb dumb.
>>2962186
>I was just pretending to be retarded
lol moron
>>2960257
Vietnam pretty much lost the conflict, but considering that as soon as America pulled out The Commies came back and took over the place anyway, it's not like that victory meant much.
>>2961985
You know the little icons in Photoshop? Well it turns out they aren't some made-up logos, but stand for things like "brushes" or "scissors", ancient real world tools.
>>2962613
H-hit send
>>2957195
ive never heard of anybody on here except for the memelords
does that mean I'm the smartest boy?
Kinda corny but chuckl'd
>>2958043
You just proved you're a complete fuckwit
>>2957837
holy fuck
>>2960589
burgers speak english. ergo the war of independence was a british win.
>>2962719
Give this man a refugee
>>2962806
>implying bankers destroyed germany
Maybe fascism works, but it keeps destroying itself by declaring war on the entire world.
>>2958573
Reminder that Brits lost to colonial farmers too :^)
>>2961166
>tfw too much of a brainlet to get this joke
>>2957350
holy shit i actually got this reference
>>2960422
I don't know what's so funny or "meme" about this. This is just a bold assumption which is not entirely baseless. Besides, it really doesn't matter if Chinese are the first to discover America or not since Chinese Empire never have desire or needs expand their borders to overseas.
>>2957195
>Room cleaning tutor not on the list
Good, I'll go back to listening 7 hours of Pinocchio
>>2957941
Took me a while...
>>2957474
>If we wanted a failed state, we'd go to Carthage
Every fucking time.
>>2957362
Lost it at "Lollard Papal States."
>>2957195
WEFTIST
>>2958443
>SU need to export grain to US
>implying US even needs SU grains when they already have tons of surplus
>>2957195
>Joyce
>Kafka
>Dosto
>Pseudo-intellectual
>>2962806
>fascist actually believe in class collaboration
>>2962104
>saying bullshit is now saying the truth
>>2962587
>sobs
>holds back tears
>"we.. we.. we won"
No burger, you lost. Get the fuck out :^)
>>2961635
except it was a complete humiliation of american armed forces, what else was the vietnam war other than an agricultural 3rd-world country blowing a superpower's military the fuck out and throwing them to the sea?!
>>2960487
Nice.
>>2960211
i gotchu senpai
>>2962613
I once did start a tinder convo with the Gombe Chimpsnzee War. It worked lol
>>2963446
Nice. Was it a good lay?
>>2957411
Subarashi
>>2961166
Yeah nowhere near getting this
>>2956514
>Prague salesman metamorphoses into enormous bug (bottom right)
>>2957367
>The kingdom of v
Huh, I thought this was going to include cute lesbians somehow
>>2958556
>doing lines
kek whoever made this comic is detached as fuck from reality
>>2961635
>we lost but look how many GOOKS we killed hehe
>the most powerful army in the world with the most advanced weaponry killed lots of viet cong (civilians) so we are basically superior and we basically won
>>2962723
Nice counter to my arguement. I guess that what you would have to go with since you cant really argue any of my points.
some OC I made some minutes ago
>>2964298
breddy gud
>>2964298
fix'd
>>2962582
Fuck you nigger, I had no idea the reference but I knew who the people were.
>>2957240
I will never not be mad about this
>>2956514
>typhus
>>2957195
>Borges
why
>>2957836
the phrase included more things tho
here's my contribution
Posing OC
>>2963399
T. Historically illiterate retard
>>2964382
Im not following that link
>>2964298
Honestly prefer this to wanking over purity and harmonious co-exsistance with nature
Make natives culturally distinct from each other, bizarre to outsiders, and often brutal again
>>2960361
>Yeah, we pulled out all our troops and failed to push back the communists, finally letting the North Vietnamese control all of vietnam, but they're a shit state now so that means that they lost the war!
>>2957195
Why is David Bowie on there?
Why did you include Lord Rodge? His manifesto is 100% sound.
>>2956514
>That kafka reference
>>2959738
>latinos larping as blacks who larp as egyptian giants
>they are referencing avatar
>>2963553
utilitarians would commit atrocities, but they ask their social superiors permission first and only do it if they can get away with it, so they aren't reviled
>>2965375
do it again Unabomber Ted
>>2963924
>if I keep saying "humiliated" it makes it true!
>>2957920
Nice one.
>>2963446
>uh two maybe three
>implying she knows what you are talking about
>>2962608
>>2963522
Omoshiroi