did hitler know how to ride a bike?
genuine question.
>>2941760
YES; ADOLF HITLER, IN HIS ROLE AS MESSENGER DURING THE FIRST WORLD WAR, USED A BICYCLE.
>>2941760
I'm not sure if the anatomy of his groin would have allowed it
>>2941793
How do we know he actually used it tho? Are there are any pics? or testimony of him using the bicycle?
>>2941808
Well first of all let's establish whether Hitler is riding this bicycle as a human being or as a large python
>>2941822
Do python's get the farts? If not, it was definitely hitler
>>2941760
Riding a bike is very easy to do. So I'm going with yes.
>>2941760
He could have, but I'm sure he was afraid of hurting his only ball or of squeezing the poop out of his perineum when constipated, thus creating skid marks, and not on the pavement!
>>2942547
Such an unusual man!
>>2941760
Yes.