>1914 homeless guy in Vienna
>?
>1942 leader of Empire
>>2938076
He pooped himself numerous times and had several gay experiences!
>>2938076
Some people just make it man. Imagine how mad you need to be to succeed there.
Personally, I blame autism
>>2938076
>American teenager wakes up
>instead of having breakfast with his family, going to church, logging on facebook or insta, or even going outside he immediately rushes to his computer to post about Hitler
Imagine what your parents think of you
He maxed out charisma and public speaking.
>>2938076
Hmmm, what other things happened in 1914? I can't quite remember...
>>2938491
Ludlow Massacre?
>>2938482
>you need to be a teenager not to be a Stalin worshipping SJW
>>2938482
I'm Irish
>>2938076
>WWI
>Civil Wars throughout Europe where Jews were oddly prominent in the Communist sides
>"Seriously, wtf is with Jews anyways?" - Hitler
>"You know he's got a point." - German people
>Hitler's elected chancellor (Prime Minister in most countries)
>takes other ministerial roles, becoming an autocrat
>supports fascists in Spain
>remilitarizes the Rhineland
>annexes Austria and Czechoslovakia because the Britbongs and Frogs don't want a war
>however by this point they realize they can't contain him, especially after his alliance with the Soviet Union
>Poland won't give up land, Hitler and Stalin invade
>Bongs and Frogs declare war on Hitler but don't actually do anything ("Fony War", "Sitzkrieg")
>Poland falls, then Hitler invades Denmark and Norway to secure his iron sources
>Then Hitler overruns the Low Countries, bypassing France's Maginot line
>Italy also invades France
>France falls
>while the last several bullet points have been happening, the Soviets had military purges and a disastrous war with Finland, thus nobody thinks they are very strong
>There's no viable way for Britbongistan to be invaded
>Hitler realizes that his Soviet allies plan on attacking him eventually based on troop movements and defensive lines being decomissioned
>launches Barbarossa
>at first it's wildly successful
And this brings us to 1942
>>2938491
Some Serbian fellow made the news for shooting an ostrich
>>2938076
Read Mien Kampf for his version.
>>2938523
>anyone who doesn't worship Hitler is a Stalin worshiping SJW
>>2938581
Same thing really
>>2938076
>Empire
yeah, for like two years. lol