>2017 CE >some retards still believe he will come back

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>"it says so in revelations!!"
>"Obama is the antichrist!!!""

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>>2928980
They seem like they know their shit about dragons to me

>>2928980
>>2928984
Everyone around me pressures me to believe Christianity as the one true religion. And then I see this shit. How the fuck am I supposed to play along when it's this apparent that it's a farce religion made up on ancient principals and ideas?

>>2929410
Don't be a biblical literalist, or an evangelical Christian.

>>2929422
Even Catholics. Which is what my family is. They believe that Adam and Eve are the origin of all humans. How hasn't Christianity changed its ideals to include theological evolution?

>>2929439
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_the_Catholic_Church

The Church is fine with evolution though.

>>2929468
So how do they explain the story of Adam and Eve, if they believe in theistic evolution

>>2929439
I am from Argentina and i went to a catholic school. They teach us about evolution, pangea, the different hominids and all that.
And they also teach us about religion but it was another subject completely separeted from science class

>>2929525
Our priest said that the stories in the bible werent made to take it literal, the messages behind are the true importance, that the bible was the work of man who interpreted the Word of god and all that

>>2929623
>Our priest said that the stories in the bible werent made to take it literal

They obviously were though.

>>2929652
Yeah, but no one is going to buy it now

>>2929751
Lots and lots of fundichrists do.

>>2929410
Don't be protestant, unless Lutheran, they are OK

>>2930057
And none of them are Catholic

>>2928966
Actually, some retards think He won't.

>>2929410
Christianity is based on two things.
1. Jesus is God; and
2. Jesus rose from the dead after paying the sin debt of humanity.

That's it. If you can't believe those two things, which are true, God has no use for you.

>>2929468
Yes, because it's thoroughly pagan and has nothing to do with Jesus Christ.

If you had ever read the bible, you'd note that friendship with the world, i.e. patronizing evolutionists, is enmity with God.

>>2929525
They don't talk about the bible much, if at all. They used to teach it in a language the parishioners couldn't even understand. And of course they burned bibles in common tongues.

>>2929623
That's why your priest is going to hell, and most of his parishioners are going there too.

>>2928980

Were you there?

Why are we still counting time based on the life and death of this idiot?

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>>2930086
>t. Sola Scriptura retard who thinks Jews are the chosen people because I take books at face value

>>2930097
It's a fascinating question. God was there, and said what happened.

But people who were not there ridicule the One who was.

I wonder if God likes being mocked. Oh, wait, He doesn't.

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>>2928966
>he doesn't recognize the signs

>>2930106
>Spiritual and temporal power are the same shit
Didn't you cunts sperg out over this in 1517?

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>2017 post christic gnosis
>people are still faith based and not gnosis based

>>2930104
Did the Jews produce Jesus?

>>2930124
The catholic church is only interested in temporal power and riches; they have nothing to do with the Kingdom of God.

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>CE
Are memers still pushing this? If you want to push a retarded meme calendar, try HE

>>2930137
The knowledge (gnosis) of men is foolishness to God. And to me.

>>2930172
Did they accept him as the messiah? No, so it doesn't matter how big of a big nose happy merchant he was
>>2930176
>The catholic church is only interested in temporal power and riches
As opposed to those very morally upstanding monarchs who dissolved the monasteries to make a quick buck

>>2930187

Gnosis is personal knowledge of God, there's nothing human about this knowledge.

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>>2930187
>The knowledge (gnosis) of men is foolishness to God

>Receiving gnosis is foolish
>actually feeling god within
>actually having contact with god
>foolish
>better to have faith
>disregard having an experience with god that is undescribable.

>>2930185
>triggered

>>2930082
>1. Jesus is God; and
lolno, he was just another jewish weirdo that funded a sect

>2. Jesus rose from the dead after paying the sin debt of humanity.
lolno, he was dead as disco, just some kool aid drinkers claim they saw him, but then he went straight to heaven..