>tfw America will NEVER have an Orthodox president

>>2919174
what are the orthodox like?

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>America will have a Muslim president in your lifetime.

>>2919174
America will never have a
Jewish President
Mormon President
Atheist President
or an Orthodox President
In our lifetime.

>>2919223

Almost certain we've had quite a few closet atheists/agnostics, including the current one.

>>2919182
implying we didn't already.

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Rod blagojevich 2020

>>2919182
Clinton is Muslim

>>2919233
They'll never publicly admit it though, because they're unsaleable.

>>2919223
America's next president is going to be a jew. (A third of the Supreme Court is jewish)

>>2919233
>including the last one.

Fixed.

>>2919276

Obama is actually one of the more religious presidents.

The first 3 presidents were actually the leas religious. Jefferson was a Deist, and both Washington and Adams were critics of organized religions in private.

>>2919285
Who's probably more sincere, the humble critics or the vocal advocates?

>>2919291

Being faithful is like being powerful or being a lady. If you have to say that you are, you are not.

>>2919223
LBJ was Jewish.

>Mormon President
And thank fuck for that.

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>>2919223
I think any of these are probable enough. A Mormon, Orthodox and Jew have already been major party nominees (Lieberman for VP counts) and atheism is gradually losing its stigma.
>>2919318
Thatcher?

>>2919319
>LBJ was Jewish

And where are you pulling this bullshit from? He was a member of the Disciples of Christ, a Protestant Christian.

>The Christian Churchis a mainline Protestant Christian denomination in the United States in the Reformed tradition. It is often referred to asThe Christian Church, The Disciples of Christ, and The Disciples.

>>2919223
thank GOD for that.

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>tfw no sedevacantist Catholic president

>>2919182
Barack Hussein Obama was muslim

Americans are a joke

>>2919223
Trump is basically a Jewish President

Obama seems like almost a closet atheist

>>2919366
IIRC /pol/ doesn't like LBJ much so they claim he's secretly Jewish

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>>2919223
>Mormon President
>tfw you will never live in the alternate timeline where Mitt Romney is president right now

>>2919389
I'm 100% sure Obama is an atheist.

>>2919253
He won't even be released by then lel

>tfw will never have a non-corrupt government here

>>2919506

>double-dip recession caused by austerity
>near-WWIII standoffs over Crimea and Syria
>loses re-election to Bernie Sanders

>>2919566
>Bernie living another 4 years
Nice meme

>>2919571
If Jimmy Carter lives to 2020, I'm going to be pissed we didn't elect him.

>>2919571

He's very healthy for his age and his brother, a decade older, is running for Parliament right now. Anyway, I assume your post implied Romney winning in 2012.

>>2919393
nobody liked LBJ

>>2919177
ethnic, be it Russian or Greek or whatever

Here's the better question, will there EVER, be a LATINO, hardcore CATHOLIC president in our lifetimes?

>>2919603
Texans like LBJ.

>>2919865

Probably not, being hardcore religious turns off people who are not evangelical Christians.

>>2919253
He will make Serbia great again

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>tfw America will NEVER have a Goldwater president

>>2920066
And being a Catholic turns off evangelicals

>>2919865

I'd never vote for a hispanic

>>2919182
>Who is Donald J. Trump

>>2920214
Mike Pence won the bible banger vote despite being Catholic

>>2920220
What if its a white hispanic?

>>2919174
H9 7 is controlling the current president though.

>>2919393
They're just jealous of the size of his dick.

>>2919506
>tfw you will never live in the alternate timeline where Mitt Romney is president right now
Thank God. What a fucking sleaze.

>>2920291
Mike Pence was raised Catholic but converted to Evangelicalism.

Tfw no crazy snake handling Christian cultist speaking in tongues with a dozen rattlesnakes draped around him at every press conference

>>2920063
The fuck we do. Where are you from, Austin?

>>2920174
In your guts you know he's nuts.

>>2919223
We nearly had a Jewish president with John Kerry. Not religiously Jewish, but ethnically/ideologically Jewish.

We also nearly had a Mormon president with Mitt Romney.

>>2919319

>LBJ was Jewish.

Redpill me on this.

>>2919506
Nobody likes LBJ.

>>2919327
>atheism is gradually losing its stigma.
Irreligion is losing its stigma, but if I remember correctly most of the irreligious in America are SBNR types.