How would ancient Greeks and Romans view modern bodybuilders?

>>2912900
they would probably point and laugh, just like people do today

No, they would think they were stupid and ugly.

They'd instantly convert to Genova's Witnesses and go on the Big Lenny diet+gear plan.

>>2912900
They throw those niggers to Colosseum for laughs

>>2912900
>what would a civilization who valued idealistic proportions above all else think about disfigured mutants
gee i wonder

>>2912900
How can it have musculed beer belly?

>>2914833
Bodybuilders often develop distended intestines or something.

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>>2914833
Yuge amounts of HGH, Roids, Test, stimulants, and tranny fucking.

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>>2914833
>>2914838
Palumboism/roid gut

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>>2914782

>>2914841
>and tranny fucking.
But that makes you aesthetic anon

>>2914884
Who are you to argue with the Tom Platz of Abs?

>>2914884
Cookie cutter

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>>2912900
>>2913002
>>2913044
>>2912915

How would they view him then?

They would definitely worship Jason Genova, that man is a God on earth, comparable to Heracles. All those cookie cutters out there today would be laughed at.

>>2916001
Self obsessed narcisistic fuckwit

>>2914845
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>2916001
He would be a catamite for some patrician.

>>2914859
>all Hail Caesar

>>2912900
Well, there's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hercules himself.

>>2917614
Someone seems upset.

Go look in the mirror.

>bodybuilders
a meme
>someone who builds for functional strength and not looks
good

>>2912900
Why are these men pregnant?

Whats with all the cuck threads recently?
sage

>>2920131
sup rippletits

>>2921676
Insulin and HGH causing organ growth and fat storage around organs

>>2914833
Using growth hormones causes your organs to also grow abnormally large swelling the gut

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Big Lenny is literally the pinnacle of greek aestheticism

>>2920131
Basically, this.

>>2912900
How about you post some that aren't totally fucked up and you might have a slightly interesting thread?

The same way we view modern day body builders.
As freaks.

>>2924369
>>2920131

>Le working out for the confidence and enjoying the way you look from it is wrong meme

Insecure cucks, time to leave

>>2924365
>just get fat to grow calves bro

>>2914841
He looks like some sort of goblinoid ogre from some wannabe-Lotr fantasy game.

>>2914841
>This is a white man

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>>2914845

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

>>2924365
>/fit/ and /his/ crossposting

I'm okay with this

>>2916001
R i p in peace senpai

>>2914845
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>2914859
>modern day bodybuilders
>posting young Arnold Schwarzenegger

Not that modern is it now Billy?

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>>2914845
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>2916001
Physically Zyzz is pretty close to Adonis
The fact that he died fucking ladyboys in Thailand would also probably excite greeks

>>2924365
He looks so happy :')

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>>2912900
Poorly.

The Greeks and Romans thought Physical Fitness was just a route to a certain goal: being a healthy human being in body and mind.

Bodybuilders confuse the route with the goal.

>>2926812
>modern period ranges from the renaissance to today

Try again, reddit

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>bodybuilding for much aesthetic and muh functional strength
>Not boxing or practicing MMA for stamina, fame and glory while making the Romans and Greens proud

Are you faggots even trying?

>>2912900
Paradoxically I think they would see them as effeminate weirdos

>>2927388
modern period starts when Queen Victoria died.

>>2914845
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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Greeks would have no choice but to carve statues of these body builders in remembrance and remove Zeus from their beliefs and replace them with modern day Mr. Olympias

>>2926122
>White
>Man
No, That's a brown mess.

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>>2912900
Older bodybuilders were better

>>2928579
Aye. They were less bizzare.

>>2914845
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>2914845
Golem get ye gone

>>2914841
Hes like an inside out tortuise

>>2926129
I'm not gay, but I'll just say it.

Those are woman lips.

>>2916001
Ancient greeks would return Zyzz to Mt. Olympus to be reunited with his father Zeus.