Leave Attila to me

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP WINNING BATTLES

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Give me Dalmatia, Rufinus...

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We could have destroyed Alaric, Rufinus.

I want my province.

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You betrayed me in Greece, Rufinus.

Give me the diocese and we can call it equal.

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Leave the Germans to me

I have friends in Constantinople, Rufinus. The Goth, the eunuch. They're all in my pocket.

Let's be equitable here.

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I'm gonna get you.

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Leave those crippled veterans armed with lead swords to me.

>>2903220
*Gets stabbed by Valentinian*
RIP in peace last good Western Roman General

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S A BARBARIAN, NOT A ROMAN

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Leave Rome to me.

>>2903403
>crippled veterans armed with lead swords to me.
What?

>>2903590

Not actually sure about veterans but he did like to beat up cripples.

>But of the populace in general, many did not enter the amphitheatre at all, and others departed after merely glancing inside, partly from shame at what was going on, partly also from fear, inasmuch as a report spread abroad that he would want to shoot a few of the spectators in imitation of Hercules and the Stymphalian birds. And this story was believed, too, because he had once got together all the men in the city who had lost their feet as the result of disease or some accident, and then, after fastening about their knees some likenesses of serpents' bodies, and giving them sponges to throw instead of stones, had killed them with blows of a club, pretending that they were giants.

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Leave rome to me.

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just a reminder that it was Germanic Goths who defeated the Huns once and for all

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>Stilicho single handedly saves the empire
>Honorius murders him in a fit of autistic rage
>Flavius Aetius single handedly saves the empire
>Valentinian III murders him in a fit of autistic rage
Why did this keep happening

>>2903754

at least Valentinian suffered an end befitting such a traitor to the empire

FLAVA FLAV

>>2903754
Because Rome was shit

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>>2903590
Commodus was mental.

>>2903873

hereditary first citizens were shit

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>>2903735
Just a reminder that the Hunnic-Roman conflict was more like a Germanic civil war.

>>2903990

>when the cure is the disease

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Leave those four eyed nerds to me

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Leave those Sassanid savages to me.

>>2904019
kek

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Leave the Mare Britannicum to me.

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leave the communists to me

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Out of my way pagan fucking shits!

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Leave me.

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Leave 14 year old Greek boys to me

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Leave Ricimer to AHHHHHHHH NO RICIMER STOP AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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BEGONE THOT

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>>2903220
Leave the Eastern v Western Church conflict to me

[WRITING IN SLAVONIC LOUDLY]

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>>2903754
>Majorian tries to save the Empire
>Ricimer murders him in a fit of autistic rage
>Belisarius single handedly restores the Empire to its former glory
>Justinian cuckolds him in a fit of autistic rage

>>2906081
>>2903754
Was the only prerequisite to being a later Roman Emperor that you're driven into autistic fits at really inopportune moments?

>>2903990
Kill you're self you cunting retard.

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you called?

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>>2903220
Leave Persia to me!

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Make Britannia great again.

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>>2906106
>Was the only prerequisite to being a later Roman Emperor that you're driven into autistic fits at really inopportune moments?

HOW DARE YOU ATTACK OUR FO- HRRRRRKKKK