>Mongol Dicksuckers why

>>2901891
Wrong. It's just recognizing the truth. All governments today are practically based on the Mongols' rule. All successful ones, anyway.

objectively speaking their conquests were glorious, the life of Genghis is an incredible story of rising from nothing to the heights of power just on personal skill. Subutai was in command in over 60 battles and was never once defeated.

>>2901891
>while posting tojo paedo serbian image

>>2902150
>>2902079
>woah guys look at all this grassland we conquered
>oh fuck never mind, we collapsed after not even a century
Then the successors
>oh no those Russians have guns, what do we do now?
>lets convert to Islam!
>gets btfo

>>2902079
t. John 'please fuck my wife' Green

>>2901891
You know why people suck Mongolian dick so much? Because that shithole of a steppe they developed their culture in was one in which conditions were so rough that it made them hard as fucking Damascus steel.

Human life had such minute value on the steppe that they were forced to develop the literal perfect warrior culture. Their diet consisted of almost purely meat and dairy, they sexually selected to breed primarily based on the size of the male's physique or skull size. They would ride through burning summers sleeping in their saddles for days at a time, usually in search of another band of Mongols to raid for the extremely limited resources available. During icy, windy, winters they would warm themselves while riding by wrapping their pony's legs in ox hide so they could slice open a vein on their horse and drink it's blood to warm themselves and then close up the wound with the ox hide. If they weren't hunting rats and dogs or in some cases actually eating thier human victems they were constantly on the move grazing their herds of camels, sheep, yaks, ponies, oxen and cattle.

They were taught to wrestle, use the horse and bow, and to raid practically as toddlers.

No, the Pax Mongolica did not last for a very long time, but it didn't need to. Their empire stretched from the Siberian tundra to the Pacific ocean, to the Baltic ocean, included a united China, the Levant, Kievan Rus, Russia itself invluding the volga, muscovy, Burma, Java, the eastern Adriatic shores, Poland, hungary, mesopotamia, almost conquered Egypt. Geography turned them into psychopathic raiders that were smart enough to adopt technology and scholarship from every place they sacked in order to raid better and better.

Because a nobody orphan born clutching a knuckle bone sized blood clot rose to unite the bloodthirsty savage hordes into regiments and armies based on his cunning and daring alone, only to unleash them upon Eurasia in a frenzy so violent that tens of millions died.

>>2902876
>those filthy, barely-human barbarian genes are now polluting 60% of the world's population.

Literally the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind.

>>2902876
all wrong because populations grow to fit the resources available so even if you live in a jungle where you can pluck fruit from the trees there will be competition

>>2902876
To simplify this, they were a human typhoon bred by living the harshest lives possible until they had conquered so much of Eurasia that they didn't need to raid anymore. So they stopped.

In what today constitutes Mongolia proper and inner mongolia in china, they still revere genghis as the patriarch of their fatherland and millions still live in yurts as nomadic beast keepers. Their native language is fucking finland tier ridiculous and their customary music of throat singing is as entrancing as it is terrifying. Literally a human natural disaster. You have no idea how bad they fucked up civilised nations, cities, and wealthy trading towns. Eurasia and Europe in particular were shitting bricks while subotai chased European monarchs nearly to the gates of Vienna and within striking distance of Venice, the home of the polo family so widely renowned for introducing Europe to the customs of the Mongolian silk road.

You know why Russia is European genetically west of the Urals but still considered a country of the east? It's not the cold war or trying to keep Byzantine Christianity alive that has them building strange oriental looking gilded bulbous domes and the like. It's the fact that they lived under the yoke of the Mongols until some five or six centuries ago. No, I'm not talking about the Mongols, Uzbeks or chipkaks or buyat peoples of the east of the Urals that have been russified in modernity, because much of Russian history has it the other way around.

>>2902902
What the fuck do you think was the point of them uniting and undertaking all thier conquests?

It was exactly so they could either get off the mountains, deserts, and steppes and settle in crushed, submitting territories, or steal enough plunder, slaves, and knowledge from China and the Ilkhanate to make steppe life a relatively comfortable way to live compared to what it was before they United as a nation under tengri, God of the four corners of the eternal blue sky.

If they lived in a jungle like subsaharan Africa and could just pluck fruits off trees and practice a micro form of agriculture in small, isolated, tribes they would still be shooting at rats with bows and eating horse jerky. But the Mongols were not isolated. They were a horde of plundering killers that just so happened to be highly mobile on horseback and surrounded by millions of people living in civilised society to their east, south, and west. Hence, the whirlwind of destruction they wrought when they left the steppe for greener pastures

>>2902887
They have higher IQ than most white people

>>2903170
White people are a meme