>tfw I'm not charismatic enough to become emperor

>>2901697
You can't even get a gf. How are we supposed to trust you with an empire?

>>2901717
>empire is just like a gf
>disloyal
>if you show any weakness she cheats on you
>if u abuse her she loves you more
>dat bread and circuses
>loves money and precious metals/stones
>fickle, changes her mind arbitrarily and with no prior warning
>can't mind her own business
this could go on forever

>>2901697
this feel ruins my enjoyment of history sometimes

I try to comfort myself by trying to believe that Augustus and Claudius where autists, but it never works

>>2901697
>tfw not lelouch

>>2901734
This is what i get for browsing /his/ on a friday night

>your leet EU4 skills are for nothing
no. I don't want this feel

I didn't waste all those hours. I was LEARNING

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>>2901886
>spend whole life playing euiv
>die at ripe age of 93
>suddenly everything goes white
>huh? standing in a blank room
>a voice calls out 2 u: "it's you, you are the one we've been waiting for"
>turn around, it's le red pill man
>"we've been closely monitoring your progress anon, and we need your highly specialized skill set. We're sending you back to constantinople to be born as constantine xi...it's time to change history"
just admit it, this is what you were unironically expecting isn't it?

>>2901697
Not even many Chads could pull it off, don't raise the bar so high on yourself anon

>>2901897
>"actually god, I just wanna get my feet wet first. Lemme run an Irish tribe for a few hundred years and we'll go from there"

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>>2901897
no, we've got to go further back

>>2901905
Making it into history is closest thing to immortality. I can't face the oblivion beyond, fampai.

>>2901929
Cuck

>>2901852
Claudius was a full blown autist. He spent his time translating Etruscan histories and crying, and his speech impediment was so bad that he was bullied by the entire palace. He was such an autist that when he ordered his men to conquer Britain as a condition he demanded he march into Camulodunum on an elephant.

>>2901897
>you are the one
>it is up to you to use this piece of surgical time distortion equipment to go back to a needlethread period
>here the borders between timelines are close enough that a small change can alter everything
>we need you to go back
>back to the past
>you're in Alp Arslan's tent just prior to the battle of Manzikert

>>2901897
this theme starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWEd8yDEURc

>>2901697
>tfw you're not sure if you mental illness would help or hinder your rise to power
bipolar is a double edged sword