What historical figure would be a total cuck today?

>>2901258
Any hero with self-preservation instinct and higher IQ than the norm would be considered a "pussy"/"coward".

With those hints, look into heroes that are like that.

achilles is a massive crybaby

>>2901258
Agamemnon died a cuck

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>>2901280
>>2901279
there's only one way to settle this, 1v1 me bitch

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This is who leaped immediately to mind, the sniveling, yellow cunt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Hull
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Detroit

Very lucky he wasn't shot.

Arthur Percival

Literally any german ever

El Cid is probably the least macho hero of the Chivalric Age. He cries over his wife and daughters, almost always wins by stealth rather than bravery. His daughters are beaten and almost killed by the men he arranged for their husbands, and he doesn't even seek some bloody vengeance. Instead, he just goes to the Court.

>>2901258
Bayezid I.

Timur put him in cage and fucked his wive.

Hitler

>>2902036
why is there no pepe-wojak version of this

>>2902048
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Because it's almost certainly erotic fan-fiction

>>2902036
not ture - that turk was brave and did not want to retreat. then they captured him and hot liquid silver into his eye sockets happened.

jesus

>>2901265

>self preservation instincts
>high IQ

are you telling me Ulysse is a cuck ?

>>2901728
El cid is honorable thats why.
Exept with moors he fucking kill moors... sometimes

>>2901579
This,