Could Nazi Germany in 1941 defeat 1914 Soviet Unions?

File: looks good to me.png (92KB, 384x236px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 384x236px

>>2900464
>1914 Soviet Unions

>>2900464
>1914
>Soviet Union

>>2900464
As in one thousand, nine hundred and fourteen Soviet Unions?

They couldn't beat one.

>>2900484
Cuck

>>2900470
he means nearly 2000 soviet unions

>>2900464
They couldn't beat 1 Soviet Union, what makes you think they could beat 1,914

>>2900464
I think 1,941 Nazi Germanies could beat 1,914 Soviet Unions. That is an advantage of 27 Nazi Germanies, and maybe one of them will build a tank that works.

>>2903275
>maybe one of them will build a tank that works.
Let's not be too unrealistic anon

File: image_0.jpg (7KB, 184x176px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 184x176px

>>2900464
Could 1914 Nazi Germanys defeat one (1) Soviet Union?
Keep in mind that there are now 1914 of pic related.

File: t34.png (462KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

462KB, 540x960px

>>2900484

Quality thread

>>2900464
Nineteen hundred and forty one Nazi Germanys vs nineteen hundred and fourteen Soviets Unions aye? That's a tough call but I'm going with the Nazi Germanys.

>>2904521
Wouldn't the Soviets still have a numerical advantage?

>>2904524
True. Although at least now there aren't any Weatern allies for Germany to worry about and the ratio between Nazi Germany and Soviet Union is as bad for Germany as it was 1v1

>>2904524

Soviet Union in 1940 had 170.6 millions. So, 1,914 of them is 326,528,400,000.

Germany and Austria in 1940 was just under 80 million. 1,941 of them is 155,280,000,000.

I just don't know if they can make up the 150 billion disadvantage.

>>2905076

The USSR covered 1/6th the world's landmass. 1,914 USSRs means the Germanies must invade 319 Earths worth of land.

By contrast, the USSRs must only invade around 40 Earths.

>>2905101
>>2905076

This is just numbers though. Both Stalin and Hitler were paranoid and would likely have trouble working with other Hitlers and Stalins.

Stalin was more paranoid so the USSRs likely have more infighting and defections.

Likely there is a breakdown into factions, each combined of multiple USSRs and Nazi Germanies. Also, in some cases Hitler or Stalin may be killed, maybe by another double of themselves, so more personalities come in to play...

>>2900464
The better question is if there are 2001 9/11 United States?

>>2905143

2001 (9/11) = 1,637.181818181818 Americas!!!!

If there is a .01% chance that Hitler, Stalin, and FDR would do a threesome during negotiations, it will likely happen in this scenario.

FDR obviously can take anal like a champ.

>>2903275
>and maybe one of them will build a tank that works.
NEIN! Panzerkampfwagen Tiger was best! No need for another tank.

>>2900464
>mfw a badly formatted post is one of the better threads on /his/

>>2900464
Yes, the east has always been a paper tiger

>>2905422
at least that tiger doesn't broke down every 10 miles

File: 1472084448191.jpg (302KB, 992x744px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 992x744px

>this thread

>>2905200

He could fuck his cousin tho, so I bet he could feel his butthole.

>>2905644
top kek

>>2905132
no no no 1 leader for each country. what are we gonna clone everybody in sovjet for this thought experiment? then we should talk about how the different peoples would react to having over thousand clones running around. and i don't feel like that's the point of this thread.

>>2905187
>>2905143
automatic win by nuclear apocalypse

>>2905644
Nice.

Le bumpé

>>2910210
Le kill yourselfe

>>2910239
Le nopé

File: 1495640136479.jpg (29KB, 500x450px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 500x450px

el bumpo

File: images (1).jpg (3KB, 288x152px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 288x152px

>>2900464
Testing

Could 1994 Roman Empires defeat Alexander The Great?

Could 1453 Eastern Roman Empires defeat 1682 Third Roman Empires (female)?

Could a bear defeat an elephant?

>>2900464
Could 117 Roman Empires defeat 1922 Soviet Unions?

File: 1496505198898.png (12KB, 645x473px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 645x473px

>This thread is up for 5 days
there is no hope for /his/

Probably

>>2900464
How about 681 Serbias vs 1042 Albanias

>>2908990
1 stalin could never control 1914 soviet unions

File: c2736823461188c59df15ff1115791de.jpg (87KB, 736x1309px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 736x1309px

>>2925881
Hold my vodka
*signs execution forms*

>>2900464
This thread again?

>>2927460
>again

?

>>2926015
>5'4"
Good thing Stalin wasn't a man then.

>>2928838
You're not a manlet anymore after 5'3

File: 1439039309735.jpg (2MB, 7680x4320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 7680x4320px

>>2929617
>sub 6's actually believe this
That isn't even average in Korea you fucking midget.

File: Screen Shot 2017-06-07 at 3.38.16 PM.png (57KB, 1698x200px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 1698x200px

>>2922727

> Anne Frank preggo porn up for days
> Could 1,914 USSRs beat 1,946 Germanies debated for days
> People stop to ponder what would happen to Alexander Hamilton if he became a snake for just a few hours

Truly, the intellectuals are dead!

File: nvgs.jpg (21KB, 427x427px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 427x427px

>>2930007
>Anne Frank preggo porn

That's actually a thing?

>>2930655
>That's actually a thing?
Is it your first day here?

>>2930007
>what makes /his/ unique
Wait what? I thought they were reposts from /pol/.

File: when you realize kek approves.png (579KB, 1870x944px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 1870x944px

>>2930809

The copypasta that inspired it started on /pol/ (they prank called the Anne Frank House and a couple of radio shows with it at least once). The drawings came from a very talented drawfag on this board. Someone posted them in a thread about Kurt Eisenwald jacking off to hentai so /pol/'s started to take a surprising liking to it as of late. They were even talking about offering drawfag cash to draw the whole pasta for them.

pic related, check'd

File: when you realize kek approves.jpg (644KB, 954x3351px) Image search: [Google]

644KB, 954x3351px

>>2931395

Here's the whole line of replies if y'all want to read it

H

>almost a week up
never change /his/

>>2930805

Kinda, I only discovered this board last year...

Threads like these are the reason i am on 4chan
>10/10 quality thread

>>2900464
No because the 1914 Soviet Unions will have thousands and thousands of nuclear weapons
Germans literally cannot compete

>>2922727
You're right, we should have more /pol/ shitposting instead

Think about it from a logistical/organisational standpoint, how well would they be able to manage themselves at such a scale? Poor administrative practices or factional infighting would be amplified greatly.

File: 1347584932856.jpg (688KB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 3840x2160px

>>2905644
>>2903275
the absolute state of g*rmany ITT

>>2903275
Once maus is massproduced it will put an end to soviet unions in no time.

Seriously though, this is nearly 4 thousand Maus tanks (or at least 3~ thousand) between all those germanies.

>>2936577
yeah but there's like a billion t34s
just flank the nazibunker))))

>>2936796
that's some imperial guard-level production

>>2933836
They would need thousands of Americas to steal those weapons from.

File: IMG_0486.jpg (30KB, 400x389px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 400x389px

Hitler was a cocaine addicted genius. With neurosyphillis.

So the Soviets

>>2931395
>The copypasta that inspired it started on /pol/
I was under the impression that it was also inspired by /mu/ with In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

>>2937305

It was almost certainly written by a /mu/tant (albeit very clearly meant to insult Jeff Mangum), but it was first posted on /pol/. It's got a lot of /pol/ tropes such as references to the Confederacy and /pol/-approved cinema like Mad Max Fury Road.

Bum

>>2908990
Could you organise the super-countries into communities made up of one person and all their clones and would this result in a high level of productivity?

1914 Soviet Unions would have broken down into millions upon millions of inter-ideological wars. In 1941, Nazi Germany did not have a large amount of fifth columns like the USSR did.

In short, 1941 Nazi Germanies would be a lot more unified than 1914 Soviet Unions. Half the Soviet Unions might even join the Axis because Leftist infighting.

>>2938439
Reminder that there were multiple coup d'etat plans that were called off in 1930s Germany.

>>2938448
1930s, yes, but not 1941. Hitler did a good job of systematically Long Knifing everyone who disagreed untill there was just his own personality cult by 1941.

File: 8fc37cac2fa5dd5a4e086044fa699be6af0ed39f7f38e970d72a5a9fb5a6c61c.jpg (25KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 512x384px

>>2930007
>Anne Frank preggo porn

File: fuck_that.jpg (374KB, 1920x1054px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 1920x1054px

>>2931879

Pretty sure it was created last year. Surprise, you're an oldfag.

File: 1800846_212694572270721_1185563821_n.jpg (15KB, 232x238px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 232x238px

>>2905644

top post

Le bumpé

>>2938496

>no wanting to fuck a nine month pregnant Dutch Jewish girl

faggot

>>2900464
>9 days up

Is this normal for /his/?

Oompa loompa bumperi bump

This thread should be a permanent sticky

> 1,941 Germanies
> this means 1,941 Ann Franks

>>2947134
That would be 1,941 Netherlands silly.

>>2900464
Do the Germanies also field 1940 Italies? Because that would be a problem. The amount of infrastructure for hair gel alone could fill up 20-30 Lebensraums.

>>2947146
The Italies would just divert German forces and make them lose harder.

File: brsg.jpg (30KB, 500x363px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 500x363px

>>2947148
This shit war needs a bit of /fa/

>1914 Germanies
>1941 Soviet Unions

What are the chances of Adolf and Joseph fucking in one of them?

>>2947134
>that also means 1941 Marlene Dietrichs
>one of them actually kills Adolf and becomes Fuhrerina

>>2947151
HAHAHA the Bersaglieri.
I'm so proud of being Italian.

File: unknown(8).png (228KB, 480x268px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 480x268px

The real question is, how the hell will uncle Joseph have time to sign 1,914 soviet union's worth of executions?

>>2947134
>ywn impregnate 1941 Anne Franks

Why live?

>>2900464
Are those Soviet Unions degenerate or not?

100

File: 1489743887000.jpg (629KB, 687x1117px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 687x1117px

>>2947134

Bingo, which means there's got to be at least a couple where she's still alive

>>2947300

To build a time machine and impregnate the OTL Anne Frank

>>2948853
Please tell me I can find an album full of these?

File: i came.gif (4MB, 480x320px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 480x320px

>>2948958

Here. Go nut.

http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=artist%3Alivium

By chance, at least one of the Anns would be born male and become Layboy Ann Frank. 0_o

>>2949932

Well since people have a roughly 50/50 chance (slightly favoring females) of being born either sex there would be 971 Anne Franks and 970 Andy Franks.

You can't impregnate Andys though so let's assume for the sake of our fetishizing that Anne Frank is born female in every timeline.

File: 1458979838544.gif (1MB, 386x286px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 386x286px

>>2949328
Sweet

Are 1.5 beta leftists worth at least one based nationalist?

File: meme magic.gif (4MB, 454x255px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 454x255px

>>2931565

Beautiful

Pretty important discussion. When will this be stickied?

>>2953603

When we perfect time travel and save >>2948853

>>2900464
Bump

File: united slav nation.png (197KB, 420x478px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 420x478px

Russia would win.

To answer this question, I will use the 1942 count of the Red Army, as most of it was drafted by the end of 1941 to the start of 1942. It would be unfair to use the army counts on the eve of the declaration of war because the Germans were already building military forces, but the Russians relied on immediate conscription.

Red Army in 1942: 5,313,000
German Army in 1941: 3,050,000
Percentage increase G to R: 57%

1914 Red Armies: 10,169,082,000
1941 German Armies: 5,920,050,000
Percentage increase G to R: 58.2%

This did not make it easier for Germany to win. In fact, percentage-wise, the Russians have increased their army size relative to Germany by 1.2%.

The real fact of the matter is that the Russian army alone is 4.3x the size of the world's population in 1940 (2.3B).

With a 2,900km front, the Russians can place (10,169,082,000 / 2,900,000 =) 3,506 soldiers per metre on the front line. Obviously this is impractical, so if we assume each soldier can occupy a 1x1m space they would make a formation 2,900km wide and 3.5km deep. All they would have to do then is launch a huge bayonet charge across the entire front.

By launching a 3000km-wide bayonet charge the Russians could win the war overnight.

>>2956602
Thank you.

>>2956602
3000km wide bayonet charge, with km's of men and t-34s behind you.
The UUUURRRRRAAA!, could be heard in the US

could -146 Karthaginas deafeat 1 (one ) Romen Empire ?

Now for a much more balanced one-
Who would win in a war, 1 modern United States of America, or (20) 1941 Germanys?

>inb4 1 modern us tank would defeat the entire wermacht

File: 1496687215115.jpg (64KB, 560x844px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 560x844px

>>2956602
I know you meant "Russian" but still;
>Red army in 1914

>>2949328
Nice

>>2958571
Your stupid, 1914 isn't the year, it's the amount of Red Armies.

>>2958558

No. Only hope is using a superior Navy and airforce to repel the Germanies at sea, and lob nukes as fast as you can make them and hope they sue for peace.

Long term, 320 million people can't beat 820 billion, and even nukes might not help with just getting rolled by Germany.

Now, 194.1 Germanies America could handel.

>>2958558

Amerifats lose instantly. A planet large enough to have that many Germanies would be much larger than Earth.

The extra gravity would crush the Obeseicans under their rolls of lard.

In the 1,914 USSRs vs 1,941 Germanies scenario gravity instantly crushes all life except for deep sea creatures who can now rise to the surface without decompressing.

The next world war is fight between the United Republican Alliance of Angler Fish and the Tube Worm Caliphate.

>>2957919
Easilly. One anti-Carthaginian would have to sneak into Rome, bumb into Roman citizen and the following explosion would wipe the entire city and it's proximity of the map.

>>2959675
>Tube Worm Caliphate
Fucking tubeslimes, there is truly no hope for this sub-race of nematodeniggers.

>>2946949
Please yes mods

Nearly 2 weeks

i didn't even know threads could last for two weeks
i guess when they're this high quality it'd be a travesty if they didn't

>>2900464
If the war didn't wage on three fronts they could have defeated 1944 russia

File: 1488736709698.jpg (774KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 1080x1080px

Could one Nazi Germany led by /his/ beat one Soviet Union led by /k/?

File: 16002936_1330425830363149_9060773718066318708_n.jpg (14KB, 418x405px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 418x405px

>>2960855
>/his/ goes by logic
>/k/ uses incendiary grenade-bullets for machineguns

Le bumpé

>>2960855
/k/ here.

We'd be destroyed by a civil war over arms procurement, before eventually the slavshit faction eliminates all of the others and issues everyone with Mosin Nagants, despite knowing that assault rifles are qualitatively superior.

Then presumably y'all would get overran by a near-infinite quantity of T-34s, fueled with oil from our good friends /fit/.

H

>>2963431
J

>>2963987
K

>>2964482
L

>>2900464
Where would you fit all of them?

>>2964555
>>2964482
>>2963987
>>2963431
>>2961841
>>2960035
>>2946932
>>2960230
>>2958753
>>2956472
>>2954418
>>2953603
>>2953510
>>2948400
>>2946949
>>2946932
>>2945238
>>2942712
>>2939941
>>2939162
>>2938053
>>2936514
>>2931903
>>2931762
>>2931760
>>2927461
>>2916255
>>2916048
>>2911320
>>2910210
>>2904514
>>2902114
Jesus christ. Half this thread is just the cunt OP replying to himself to keep his 'Ebin Thread XDDD /his never change XD' thread alive and out of the archive.

Get a life.

>>2964555
M

>>2964698
OP here. From your long ass post about 4 posts were mine. Well done, faggot. Kys.

>>2947159
Non zero

>>2950043
I want to impregnate Andy though
Failing that I want to have a good time trying

>>2959586
My stupid what?

>>2964698
>tells us to get a life
>takes the time out of his life to quote every single all those comments and then type some inane bullshit.

Ok.

>>2959675
Deus Light

>>2903275
>and maybe one of them will build a tank that works.
Pfffft hahahaha

File: Nebelwerfer .gif (443KB, 499x408px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 499x408px

>>2965135
>I want to impregnate Andy though

But you can't. Unlike tumblr's gender options, human biology when it comes to actual reproduction is fixed from conception onward.

Just settle with good ole' Anne, put a baby in her lil' Auschwitz oven to grow inside of her while you spend the nine months railing her pussy day and night. That way, Anne's cervix is so ripened from being cummed in 6,000,000 times that giving birth is relatively easy and she doesn't wake up the entire city of Amsterdam with her screaming like Moaning Minnie.

>>2965135
?

>>2965986

See >>2950043

>>2900464
No because Hitler pooped his pants!!!

>>2966846

That's the most intelligent answer I've read this whole thread.

>>2936577
TFW your "Wunderwaffe" is too fat for roads, bridges, and rail.

>>2967629
That and it's heavy as a motherfucker, so even if it could fit, the bridges and roads would collapse under it's sheer weight.

>>2900464
the 1914 soviet unions are collaborating or there are internal struggles?
greetings

File: 1494318655646.jpg (88KB, 402x402px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 402x402px

>>2900464
>This thread has been up for 15 days now

>>2916936
this made me laugh

>>2969381
I thought it had become a copypasta or something lol

>>2969017
Collaborating

What is dead can never die

>>2900470
The Soviet Unon was created in 1914 dumbfuck>>2900484

^^^VALUABLE DISCUSSION^^^

>>2975640
This is starting to get out of hand. Anyways back to the discussion; personally I think 1914 Soviet Unions would win

>>2976333
nice trips my nigga

File: Waah!.jpg (138KB, 515x417px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 515x417px

>>2903275
>>2934059

>>2900464
>just play red alert 2

>>2900464
wehraboos

>>2900484
lmfao

Does this mean there is also 1900+ Finlands?

>>2981539

You were supposed to let it die

Sage

hitler would destroy stalin in close quarter combat

>>2981715
>Austrian manlet destroying anyone

capeshit represent

1940's Wermacht vs. Trotsky era Red Army? Wermacht. Even if there are 1,914 of them.
Bumparooni.

Did they remove "MARKED FOR DELETION (OLD)" at some point? I know I haven't seen it in a while but damn if this thread doesn't suggest that it's just gone.

>The Soviet Unon was created in 1914 dumbfuck
my siderinos

>>2984042
are you retarded?

File: hre.jpg (102KB, 476x598px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 476x598px

>20
>fucking
>days

>>2985180
Lets try for a month

>>2950043
>There's a timeline where a different sperm hit that egg and out came a Anne with a better body and slightly cuter face

File: 1484617054275.jpg (82KB, 562x482px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 562x482px

>Don't go much to /his/ or chan in general for a while
>come to /his/ today
>see this thread
Well, it looks like you're doing just fine...

>>2986040
She's hot

File: Anne Frank-lifdrs_001.jpg (508KB, 511x850px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 511x850px

>>2986040
>>2987301

>implying Anne wouldn't already had the perfect body once she had popped out a baby or two. Nice rounder face, glowing hair and skin, and a nice set of Khazar milkers to top it all off.

>>2987525
>Khazar meme

>>2904219
Underrated post

>>2987525
MODS

>>2987525
god damnit is it someone from /his/ who keeps making these lol?

File: 1490666233045.jpg (915KB, 1269x1687px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 1269x1687px

>>2987696
>MODS

Pregnant Anne Frank is the officially sanctioned fetish of this board

>>2987763
These were drawn by a /his/fag back in March. Sadly, no one's heard from him since then.

I'd happily pay for more of these as commissions just to shitpost in pro-Nazi threads with them.

>>2987525
>>2987823

Already masturbating my good men, keep posting.

>>2987525
>shitting out babies makes womans more attractive

Anne and her child would be sent to the ovens.

File: Charge Bayonets!.png (335KB, 736x692px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 736x692px

>>2988368

>implying women doing the very thing they were made do isn't the most beautiful thing in the world

kys

>>2988389

Not if I have anything to say about it.

>>2988395
Only ugly women are supposed to have babies

File: 1497697162777.png (56KB, 615x450px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 615x450px

>1941
>Panzer Voran starts playing

File: 1381303372849.jpg (174KB, 523x720px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 523x720px

>this thread has been up for three weeks

File: Screenshot_20170623-175516.png (1MB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x2560px

>>2982681
>implying
That meth addict will beat the georgian cripple to death

>>2992654
>5 foot 1
Whoa. That's short.

>>2993250
No 494

>>2993250
not for a woman in her 80s

>>2900464
WHY IS THIS RETARDED THREAD STILL ALIVE?

>>2994855
Because we want to watch you suffer

Bumpo

>>2987823
>ywn be dommed by a heavily pregnant Anne Frank

File: crying confederate pepe.png (364KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

364KB, 600x600px

>>2998620

feelsbadman

File: 1498376737669.png (174KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 500x281px

Does this mean I can lick the matzah balls out of Anne Frank's supple asshole 1,941 times?

>>2998799

>not being letting Anne dickride you, practically smothering you with her belly and crying from the elation.

>>2987823

>I'd happily pay for more of these as commissions just to shitpost in pro-Nazi threads with them.

Same

Drawfriend, if you want to make $100 real quick, just say the word.

>>2900464
le bump

File: Screenshot_2017-03-14-13-20-02.png (351KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 1280x720px

Are we looking at this wrong?
I personally believe 1914 Nazi Germany could've annihilated 1941 Society Union
>> Ottomobile still in power
>> Somerset United destroyed by Nasty Germany
>> Fidget Spinners yet to be invented

Soubds good to me

i have a dream that this thread will die. i don't if that would be good for /his or myself but some fags probably gonna remake it anyway

>>2998799
What about her sweet sweet pussy?

This thread is not good

Hump

>>2999594
Yes, this thread is good, it's a very good thread

>>2900464
FUCKING 3 WEEKS

epin

Le bunp

>>2999105
>Society Union
>Nasty Germany
10/10
>Fidget Spinners
You ruined it

Pretty sure mods started this thread

Why is this thread still up its been 24 days

>>3001118

Why is pregnant Anne Frank hentai posted on a regular basis on this board?

Why does every discussion pertaining to World War II degenerate into Holocaust denial shillfests?

Why is every other thread "was ___ autism" or shitty paintings of King Charles?

It doesn't matter why, it just is. That's how this website has worked from the beginning.

>>2947180
This is why I think Germany would win over 1914 Soviet unions. Stalin would be just all day killing his generals as the Wehrmacht advanced into moscow

>>2900484
kek

>>2900464
le bunp :)

>>3004428
:)

>>3004428
>>3005779
I'll bump you 2 in a minute

>>3005789
GET RAPEX BY A FUCKING MIGER YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN APE HOPE U GRT RHN OVER VY A MUSLIM PIECE OF SHIT

>>3006483
Fucking what?

>>3006663
YOU HEARD MY GYPSY SUBHYMAN

>>3008077
>GET RAPEX
>SUBHYMAN

I can't tell if this is bad typing or some kind of Freudian slip.

Goddamnit guys, let this thread die already

Sage

>>3008208
No.

>>3008208
Mods pls sticky

>>3009251
This

bump for best thread in this board.

I wonder what Anne Frank's Vagoo would taste like?

File: pathetic skinner.png (71KB, 500x324px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 500x324px

>>3011367

>not wondering what her breastmilk mixed with your semen would've tasted like

>>3011396
>Tasting your own semen

Sounds pretty gay anon.

If this thread is going to stay up can it atleast of new content. Half of it is just bumping. At least discuss Anne Frank fantasies, if not just let it die.

>>3011555

Not if you're sucking it fresh off her tit after you busted your load all over her while she was giving birth

>>3011647

There, now you have one.

>>2930007
Sounds like you can't appreciate quality board culture.

>>2936577
>A few dozen Il-2s knocks the entire assembled Maus force out.

>This thread is STILL up
(((Who))) could be behind this?

>582 million Germans encircled during the battle of 1,914 Stalingrads

how many Stalins would you need to defeat 1488 Hitlers?

>>3012012
One Stalin would be massive overkill
1488 kills is roughly 75 microstalins, or .0000744 metric stalins

>>3012002
Me
You
Him>>3012045

>>3011846
I dunno anon, tasting your own splooge still sounds pretty gay.

>>3012278
no it isn't

File: italian loss3.png (37KB, 480x719px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 480x719px

How many Italys would it take to defeat ONE (1) Greece?

>>3013220
Trick question, each Italy counts as a negative value.

File: Screen Shot 2017-02-12 at 8.41.15 PM.png (103KB, 257x243px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 257x243px

>>3013220
How is shit like this even possible? The Italians have a 100:1 advantage and were defending. How poor morale and discipline do you have to have to break against 1300 people with only 500 actual soldiers while you've got nearly 200,000?
How do you have a casualty rate 2000 times worse than your opponent?
How did Italy become such a disappointment?

File: 1498344386614.jpg (5KB, 249x249px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 249x249px

How is this thread still up?
I thought it was a repost, it's fucking 27 days old.

File: Anne 'bout to pop.png (1MB, 1010x1501px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1010x1501px

>>3011647

>Anne Frank beats your meat off inside of her.
>you pound Anne harder than Brothers in Arms: Road to Hill 30 on Authentic difficulty for the next nine months
>you smugly look on as she labors in agony for hours
>you jack off to her screaming from the searing pain as she starts to give birth
>you force her to deliver on all fours
>you stick your nice plump rod in her anus as the head begins to crown
>you thrust in and out of her as she shrieks and begs for you to stop because it feels like you're tearing up her insides
>you nut all over her ass as she finally gives birth and you can both feel the baby slide out and onto the bed
>you help her lie down on the bed and put the newborn in her arms
>you kiss Anne, who's too sick and exhausted to as much as sit up on the cheek and whisper in her ear that she did a good job

>>3012278
Is touching your own dick gay too?
Fuck's sake anon, come on, you can't be gay for yourself

Is this the designated shitposting thread?

>this thread is still up

>>3013473

It's a joke, retard. Real number is 2k captured and unknown dead on italy.

File: 1498387980271.jpg (43KB, 576x384px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 576x384px

niggerniggerniggernigger

>>3013251
this

>>3013816
>Not helping her through the birth.
>Not fucking her after the child has given birth.

Italy is a mess

File: PapersPlease.png (175KB, 490x247px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 490x247px

>>3013816
Do the Nazis hear this?

>>3014687
>implying popping your boner the exact same instant Anne pops your baby wouldn't be the ultimate sexual thrill

>>3015331

They're listening... And jacking off to every last second of it.

>>3015741
Can I invite them to join me?

>>3015741
>Implying that it wouldn't

Nigga, the second that our baby comes out, my dick will be harder than Tungsten, and as soon as the baby has been taken by the nurse to do whatever it is they do with newborn babies in hospitals, my dick will be in there again making another baby before you can say "I found the Annex"

File: horny hans.gif (211KB, 500x219px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 500x219px

>>3015771

Only if it's Hans Landa

>>2900464
What's the bump limit? Will this thread survive for a whole month?

Is there an Adolf and Anne Frank greentext yet? I remember seeing some porn of it already

>>3015831
The bump limit should be 300 I think

>>2904219
lyl

e

q

>>3016549
>>3016552
>>3016555
>>3016558
I'm calling the cops

w

r

c

s

q q

peñp

File: VQSucsH.png (228KB, 858x725px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 858x725px

DON'T

an

MINE

rip

oh

now

aaaaaaa

>tfw no mods on /his/ to ban the spammer

>>3016642
He's not spamming he's just saging until the bump limit is reached
So he's spamming

>>3016666
nice quads

File: 9 months later disgusting.png (40KB, 610x66px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 610x66px

>>3016520

You mean this?

File: Anne Frank + Hitler 9 months later.jpg (135KB, 610x1373px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 610x1373px

>>3016520
>>3016682

Oops wrong pic

>>3016689
The one where Hitler is holding Anne and penetrating her

it's over

>>3016705
hopefully janny comes about and deletes spamman
I want to have this thread last one month, would be neato

File: 61208700_p0.png (258KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

258KB, 850x1200px

>>3016549
>>3016552
>>3016555
>>3016558
>>3016566
>>3016570
>>3016572
>>3016579
>>3016581
>>3016586
>>3016588
>>3016603
>>3016608
>>3016610
>>3016612
>>3016616
>>3016618
>>3016620
>>3016622
>>3016626
>>3016629
>>3016635
>>3016705

RIP :(


MODS PLS CUM

>>3016727
Even if the spam did get deleted I don't think this thread would last a month. It still did really good though

>>3016695
Alright I found it
[spoiler]http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1884905#search=Anne_Frank[/spoiler]

>>3016900

Good God, 90% of this is shit quality. Only Shadman and Livium's preggo drawings are actually good.

File: 46.jpg (7KB, 181x272px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 181x272px

>>3017014

>TFW an influx of shitty meme thereads almost destroyed this thread's civilization, but it was to potent to die

>>3016642
>implying mods didn't start this thread

Anyone gonna make a new thread?

File: 1498799321405.jpg (85KB, 680x787px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 680x787px

FUMP

this thread lasted a whole period cycle
wow

if dubs funland next suberbower :D:D:D

File: IMG_0951.png (115KB, 634x697px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 634x697px

>tfw I am going to be last post on this this thread

>>3019352
Nope

File: IMG_0954.png (10KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 645x773px

>>3019581
Yes

*sees smegma under foreskin*

*sniff sniff*

Do you think a 1938 Czechoslovakia could stand up to Germany in 1938?

File: f475564fe3.jpg (32KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 680x680px

>>3019665
>tfw you will never get last post because this thread will never die

This board is shit. I'm going back to R-eddit.

Sad!

>>3019703
Live

>>2900484
True